Butter, a broomstick, and McDuffies.

Protectmyballs · Post by **Protectmyballs** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:29 pm

/me stares and raises eyebrow for 23 minutes.

/me leaves.

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:49 pm

Hmm...

*puts on a record of "Yakkity Sax"

Ah, that's better.

*leaves*

Steverules · Post by **Steverules** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:52 pm

***yawn***

Wake me when it's over

**opens eyes**

you still here?

later

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:53 pm

Is it possible to vote that NONE of them are funny?

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:00 pm

Since the resent political upheaval has yet to touch my appointed position, I declare this topic SPAM!

Suggested threadjack topic: You're trapped in a deep hole with nothing but butter, a broomstick, and McDuffies. How will you engineer an escape?

Levi-chan · Post by **Levi-chan** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:06 pm

Woot! Threadjack awesomeness!

I will rub butter on my body and make sweet love with McDuffies, until I bear enough younglings to be able to step on their bodies and out of the hole.

With love, anything is possible.

Soap Committee · Post by **Soap Committee** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:10 pm

They were cute strips, but could you try a less obnoxious how-do-you-do?

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:11 pm

I accidentally voted for one and now I have to go take a shower.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:15 pm

Mercury Hat wrote:I accidentally voted for one and now I have to go take a shower.

All that will do is wash your body. The sin never goes away.

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:16 pm

using the rocky surroundings of the hole I would sharpen one end of the broom handle to skin McDuffies, I would then survive by eating his buttered corpse until I had constructed a tough enough rope from his leathery hide. Using Duffies' bones to fashion a crude grapple, I would hook and climb my way to sweet freedom.

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:18 pm

Escape from a pit?

*bounces*

Noxmeansxno · Post by **Noxmeansxno** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:21 pm

Levi-chan wrote:Woot! Threadjack awesomeness!

I will rub butter on my body and make sweet love with McDuffies, until I bear enough younglings to be able to step on their bodies and out of the hole.

With love, anything is possible.

That was almost hot.

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:22 pm

mine was hotter. I wouldn't eat him cold.

Faub · Post by **Faub** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:34 pm

I'm just going to move this to comic pitching. That's all it's working out to be.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:26 pm

PieceOfSkunk wrote:You're trapped in a deep hole with nothing but butter, a broomstick, and McDuffies. How will you engineer an escape?

Break up the broomstick to make a fire, then boil McDuffies over the fire until he breaks down into his component elements. Using these trace elements, I would proceed to create a minature tesseract generator and use it to sidestep fourth-dimensional space. Once I arrive at the appropriate coordinates in time and space, I eat the butter and die of massive heart failure.

The end.

Anywherebuthere · Post by **Anywherebuthere** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:12 am

PieceOfSkunk wrote:Since the resent political upheaval has yet to touch my appointed position, I declare this topic SPAM!

Suggested threadjack topic: You're trapped in a deep hole with nothing but butter, a broomstick, and McDuffies. How will you engineer an escape?

I CALL FOUL!!!!

Butter, Broomstick, and McDuffies should NEVER be used in the same sentence.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 1:05 am

So, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I thought it was cute. Discuss.

Col · Post by **Col** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 1:15 am

Harmless action movie. Certainly not high cinema. But definitely takes you back to the good ol' days of ridiculous action movies. Lots of good lines too.

EDIT: Kind of ended abruptly though.

Nicked · Post by **Nicked** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 1:16 am

Butter, Broomstick, Mcduffies + Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt = Seven Years In <s>Tibet</s> Sexual Confusion.

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 1:18 am

Harumph. I'm going to enter the thing.... I don't see any rules posted, though...