5/20 Golly

The JAM · Post by **The JAM** » Fri May 20, 2005 5:53 am

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

Hey, we actually saw this one coming!!

Now, I predict that the gang will get a BIG reward for turning the pig in.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Fri May 20, 2005 6:07 am

The JAM wrote:[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

Hey, we actually saw this one coming!!

Now, I predict that the gang will get a BIG reward for turning the pig in.

[WARP!!!]

IF....and that's a BIG if....she's still anywhere in the local vicinity.....let alone the state!

Shaaruuk

Labrusca · Post by **Labrusca** » Fri May 20, 2005 6:38 am

Even if they don't get "Sweet Mamma" Thelma gains by it - she doesn't owe anything, has made new friends among the wrestlers, and learned a lot about herself. Not to mention she now has a way to kill any nasty gossip - just show the magazine. The PRINTED one, not the kind that Sharuuk always empties. Though that would be a way to stop gossip, fer shur.

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Fri May 20, 2005 6:43 am

YYYYYYYYYYEEEEE HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA let's have us some bacon boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Time to fry us some piggy.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Fri May 20, 2005 6:44 am

labrusca wrote:Even if they don't get "Sweet Mamma" Thelma gains by it - she doesn't owe anything, has made new friends among the wrestlers, and learned a lot about herself. Not to mention she now has a way to kill any nasty gossip - just show the magazine. The PRINTED one, not the kind that Sharuuk always empties. Though that would be a way to stop gossip, fer shur.

ROTFLMAO....

It' SOOOOOO nice to be loved...!

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Fri May 20, 2005 6:51 am

Sharuuk wrote:
It' SOOOOOO nice to be loved...!

Come on, let's go dig a big pit and get some nice hot coals. It's time for a BBQ!!!!!!!! I know where we can get the pig.

Fluffball · Post by **Fluffball** » Fri May 20, 2005 8:33 am

[quote="The JAM"][...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

Hey, we actually saw this one coming!!

Now, I predict that the gang will get a BIG reward for turning the pig in.

Redneck · Post by **Redneck** » Fri May 20, 2005 9:24 am

[quote="labrusca"]Even if they don't get "Sweet Mamma" Thelma gains by it - she doesn't owe anything, [/quote]

Not necessarily true. The really bad thing about con games is that those who got conned are usually still liable for contracts, debts, etc. signed as part of the scam. Even when the grifter gets busted, usually said grifter no longer has the dough to pay back... and the government doesn't care about restoring the victim's money, credit or reputation.

Basically, the whole model shoot thing, from beginning to end, would have to be proven fraudulent for the debts to be cleared.

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Fri May 20, 2005 9:30 am

Then get some good ole Frontier Justice out of her.

Shyal_malkes · Post by **Shyal_malkes** » Fri May 20, 2005 9:40 am

SolidusRaccoon wrote:Come on, let's go dig a big pit and get some nice hot coals. It's time for a BBQ!!!!!!!! I know where we can get the pig.

hmmm...

i got my sword, can i skewer it for ya, or were you planning on roasting it on a spit alive?

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Fri May 20, 2005 9:49 am

shyal_malkes wrote:
SolidusRaccoon wrote:Come on, let's go dig a big pit and get some nice hot coals. It's time for a BBQ!!!!!!!! I know where we can get the pig.
hmmm...

i got my sword, can i skewer it for ya, or were you planning on roasting it on a spit alive?

Pitroast, keep it alive so it can suffer for a bit.

Narnian · Post by **Narnian** » Fri May 20, 2005 10:21 am

The JAM wrote:Hey, we actually saw this one coming!!

A blind "pig" can still find the occassional acorn so to speak ...

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Fri May 20, 2005 10:55 am

SolidusRaccoon wrote:
shyal_malkes wrote:
SolidusRaccoon wrote:Come on, let's go dig a big pit and get some nice hot coals. It's time for a BBQ!!!!!!!! I know where we can get the pig.
hmmm...

i got my sword, can i skewer it for ya, or were you planning on roasting it on a spit alive?
Pitroast, keep it alive so it can suffer for a bit.

Can't do it that way if you want a good BBQ pork meal. The blood and entrails will boil and rupture spoiling the meat. Nah.....gotta be killed and field dressed......ooorrrrrrrrr....it can be strung up and field dressed FIRST.......think about that one.!

Hunters creedo: "Happiness is a BIG gut-pile."

Shaaruuk

CasVeg · Post by **CasVeg** » Fri May 20, 2005 11:02 am

labrusca wrote:Not to mention she now has a way to kill any nasty gossip - just show the magazine.

Great, she's not a photography slut, she's a gullible idiot. Somehow, I don't think this information helps Thelma very much in the gossip department.

Squirrelly61104 · Post by **Squirrelly61104** » Fri May 20, 2005 1:52 pm

Skewer on a sword.
Broil vs pit vs spit.
Guts bursting and ruining the meat.

You guys are all too nice.
Be mean.
Get a lawyer and sue the sucker.

And this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way to the big house.

Labrusca · Post by **Labrusca** » Fri May 20, 2005 2:42 pm

redneck wrote:
labrusca wrote:Even if they don't get "Sweet Mamma" Thelma gains by it - she doesn't owe anything,
Not necessarily true. The really bad thing about con games is that those who got conned are usually still liable for contracts, debts, etc. signed as part of the scam. Even when the grifter gets busted, usually said grifter no longer has the dough to pay back... and the government doesn't care about restoring the victim's money, credit or reputation.

Basically, the whole model shoot thing, from beginning to end, would have to be proven fraudulent for the debts to be cleared.

I was going to say that wouldn't likely be the case here, since the idea is to have a happy ending for Tuck and Thelma, but RHJr. might still have something else up his sleeve.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Fri May 20, 2005 2:53 pm

squirrelly61104 wrote:Skewer on a sword.
Broil vs pit vs spit.
Guts bursting and ruining the meat.

You guys are all too nice.
Be mean.
Get a lawyer and sue the sucker.

And this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way to the big house.

But.....WE'RE HUNGRY!!!!!

Shaaruuk

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Fri May 20, 2005 5:45 pm

Sharuuk wrote:
squirrelly61104 wrote:Skewer on a sword.
Broil vs pit vs spit.
Guts bursting and ruining the meat.

You guys are all too nice.
Be mean.
Get a lawyer and sue the sucker.

And this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way to the big house.
But.....WE'RE HUNGRY!!!!!

Shaaruuk

Howzabout a couple of rounds in the ring just to tenderize her a bit first.

Calbeck · Post by **Calbeck** » Fri May 20, 2005 5:52 pm

And so the hammer finally comes down. Who brought the fireworks? -:D

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Fri May 20, 2005 7:04 pm

Calbeck wrote:And so the hammer finally comes down. Who brought the fireworks? -:D

Fireworks??? FIREWORKS!!!! Did someone mention EXPLOSIVES????

YAAAAYY

Shaaruuk

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