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Well, I have to say, Hortense seems much better now.. And I'm glad she thinks Thelma and Tuck are good for each other.. :D

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Why is Hortense so defensive about it? What, is she afraid she's going to get her "bona-fide feminist" membership revoked or something? Then again, I haven't exactly found out what Hortense' basic problem regarding the Todd boys is either. I need the Mystery Machine gang to find me some more clues. :-?
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What's Hortense's problem with the Todd brothers?

They have penises.
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RHJunior wrote:What's Hortense's problem with the Todd brothers?

They have penises.

Ooooo.....game...set....MATCH!!!!! :lol:

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And Hortense hasn't been around them enough to realize that the Todd boys are better people than what she expects of "men"? Tsk. Her loss.

That "to be continued" is a little ominous, though... :o
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Really Ralph, that isn't like you to leave use hanging by a "to be continued"!
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fusion wrote:Really Ralph, that isn't like you to leave use hanging by a "to be continued"!
The only thing that isn't like Ralph is to include the words.
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Possibilities: 1. It's a play on the serials that magazines run, since Nip is reading a magazine; 2. it's a teaser for a new arc which will be picked up after the Thelma story is finished; 3. something else entirely.
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Earl McClaw wrote:
fusion wrote:Really Ralph, that isn't like you to leave use hanging by a "to be continued"!
The only thing that isn't like Ralph is to include the words.
SHOOT!!!!!! I knew that replacment I set up would not fool you. Guess I will have to free the real Raplh. So much for all the Questor strips being just for me.
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RHJunior wrote:What's Hortense's problem with the Todd brothers?

They have penises.
And their behavior lives up to the 'males are bad' stereotypes put out by feminazis. Look at Nip - plays with explosives, managed to surround himself with 3 hotties at the dance, etc. Likewise Tuck isn't above strongarming Thelma if he thinks he knows better than her - the notion of a mere male having a better grasp on reality than an enlightened, noble, just-plain-better-because-they-squat-to-pee female is totally anathema to a good feminazi.

Oh, yeah, and male hegemony my fat white flabby @$$! This is _America_, we respect people who earn our respect. You want a gender-based hegemony, head to Africa, Asia, or the Middle East and look around - you'll find several.

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Very good post Albert, welcome to the insanity.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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Oh, yeah, and male hegemony my fat white flabby @$$! This is _America_, we respect people who earn our respect. You want a gender-based hegemony, head to Africa, Asia, or the Middle East and look around - you'll find several.
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I have now.

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Hey, Hey, HEY! It's FAAAT Albert!

Welcome!
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fusion wrote:Hey, Hey, HEY! It's FAAAT Albert!

Welcome!
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nahh ... just a regular nuking should do it i think :wink:

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Not when I have Pico by my side. :P

Welcome! Phat Albert! Do you get that a lot though?
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NydaLynn wrote:
Oh, yeah, and male hegemony my fat white flabby @$$! This is _America_, we respect people who earn our respect. You want a gender-based hegemony, head to Africa, Asia, or the Middle East and look around - you'll find several.
Ever see PCU - Politicly Correct University?
Yeah, so sdad that I actually seen a lot of that crap whrn I went to college.
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Sharuuk wrote:
RHJunior wrote:What's Hortense's problem with the Todd brothers?

They have penises.

Ooooo.....game...set....MATCH!!!!! :lol:

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matched set? you perv!
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Squeaky Bunny wrote:
Sharuuk wrote:
RHJunior wrote:What's Hortense's problem with the Todd brothers?

They have penises.

Ooooo.....game...set....MATCH!!!!! :lol:

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matched set? you perv!
Of course they have a matched set....THEY'RE BROTHERS!!!!

*Do we REALLY want to go there????*

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