Hospital saves life; viciously rapes pocketbook.

Rianeva · Post by **Rianeva** » Fri May 13, 2005 10:34 pm

Or maybe our friendly neighborhood murderer was feeling a little sadistic. Or masochistic. Either way works. It looks like it'd take more work to kill someone with a sharpened brick than any kind of real weapon. =p

Dburkhead · Post by **Dburkhead** » Fri May 13, 2005 10:46 pm

I never claimed to make sense.

BrownEyedCat · Post by **BrownEyedCat** » Fri May 13, 2005 11:32 pm

rkolter wrote:Who the hell sharpens a BRICK?

You've got some fucked up enemies, Mr. Bob...

Nonsense! Sharpened bricks are indicative of the rare but deadly group of Keenspace Ninjas.

This ragtag bunch of elite Keen-Killers have been rejected by all other ninja societies for publicly professing to have ". . . No particular thing against pirates."

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Sat May 14, 2005 6:15 am

You can sharpen a brick.

I tried it at work - you just need a crumbly sort of brick, and a good sharpening wheel.

Of course, the production manager was curious why I was sharpening a brick on his equipment.

I mumbled something. Fortunately, the sound of a brick being sharpened is very loud and distracting.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Sat May 14, 2005 6:16 am

Sharpened bricks ae cool, but they're just too damn heavy to carry around.

Just ask L7.

Dotty · Post by **Dotty** » Sat May 14, 2005 7:01 am

rkolter wrote:*sigh*

1 gallbladder - $25,000 and change.

After insurance it's still $1350 or so.

And get this - the cost of the anesthesiologist plus drugs/equipment exceeded the cost of the surgery itself. Something's not right there.

Got charged extra for a private room but they only have private rooms.

Talking to my insurance company today to see what can be recovered...

redrum Redrum REDRUM!

...... holy shit.

*stays in Canada*

glad you're well and all....but....holy shit...

KODAMA · Post by **KODAMA** » Sat May 14, 2005 10:20 am

;d hmm, speaking of Canda, couldn't you just flee the country?

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Sat May 14, 2005 3:38 pm

KODAMA wrote:;d hmm, speaking of Canda, couldn't you just flee the country?

For a measely $1350? Bah. If I'm gonna flee the country, I'm going to go on a three week murder and robbing spree first.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Sat May 14, 2005 11:07 pm

Warren wrote:Sharpened bricks ae cool, but they're just too damn heavy to carry around.

Just ask L7.

Wow, that one came outta nowhere. Well executed.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Sun May 15, 2005 1:43 pm

JPSloan · Post by **JPSloan** » Tue May 17, 2005 9:33 am

http://sawdust.keenspace.com/d/20030604.html

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Tue May 17, 2005 9:38 am

I'd rant a bit about Rkolter's situation, but then we'd get all political and that never goes well.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Tue May 17, 2005 9:44 am

JPSloan wrote:http://sawdust.keenspace.com/d/20030604.html

, but typo in panel 3.

Ida · Post by **Ida** » Tue May 17, 2005 9:48 am

*Once again remembers to appreciate the free Danish healthcare*

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue May 17, 2005 10:53 am

Ida wrote:*Once again remembers to appreciate the free Danish healthcare*

I don't see how that would work. I just don't see the medical benefits of a danish being that praised in the medical community. I mean, they taste good and such, but they're fattening, and always leave me craving 'real food'.

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