"Euwanka" moment.

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:20 pm

6th grade. going down a hill on my bike, start going too fast. tap the brakes. back brakes fail, front ones work. bike stops, I go ---> that way, into the curved-inward handlebars. black out a few seconds, blink back to full consciousness, and try to communicate to the person I'm biking with, while the wind is completely knocked out of me, that I need to sit down or something. an hour later I'm in a hospital, with internal bleeding.
EUWANKA!!!!

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:17 am

mcDuffies wrote:
DarkMagician wrote:
cjburgandy wrote:I actually have no idea what Euwanka means... I've never heard the word before today.
It's a mix between "Eureka" and "Wank". Announces a great revelation that you have just fucked up big time. It usually also adds "Any one but a moron could have forseen and prevented this from the start."
Heh. I thought it was abreviated "You wanker".

ah I see now... I have those all the time.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:05 am

I just had one. I forgot to pick the exams I'm gotta take for the next month, and the final day for picking was yesterday.
Now I'm gonna have to pay for it. I mean, in money. That's the system when you're late, because they have to do it manually or something...

JPSloan · Post by **JPSloan** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:45 am

When I was first learning to drive, like, the first month I had my license, I drove to the park across the street from my neighborhood. I then proceeded to lock the keys in my car, still hanging from the ignition. So, I hoofed it back to my house, got another key, and returned to unlock the car.

Turns out, I had the window rolled down the whole time.

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:54 am

mcDuffies wrote:I just had one. I forgot to pick the exams I'm gotta take for the next month, and the final day for picking was yesterday.
Now I'm gonna have to pay for it. I mean, in money. That's the system when you're late, because they have to do it manually or something...

Hey, me too! Apparently I don't have to pay for tuition fees but I do have to pay exam fees this year, and then because nobody told me about it I got whacked with late fees. Yay 100% interest

Protectmyballs · Post by **Protectmyballs** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:50 am

(While learning to drive)

"Hey Dad, real quick.... which pedal is the brake?"

Sadly, I was serious.

Sput · Post by **Sput** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:42 pm

about 10 minutes ago. my mom found my guy on guy slash fan fiction. and porn. i blamed spyware @_@ *die*

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:58 pm

RA wrote:about 10 minutes ago. my mom found my guy on guy slash fan fiction. and porn. i blamed spyware @_@ *die*

You really don't want to know my opinion on this matter.

Sput · Post by **Sput** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 7:10 pm

The Neko wrote:
RA wrote:about 10 minutes ago. my mom found my guy on guy slash fan fiction. and porn. i blamed spyware @_@ *die*
You really don't want to know my opinion on this matter. :P

I probably don't but awww you've made me curious.

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:31 pm

a nice Euwanka was when I wrote a really nice research paper for a scholarship, I got lots of books and info and spent a lot of time on it to make it rock, and so the deadline wasn't for a while so I left it on my comp... then sometime later I went to print it and I couldn't find it... oh yeah, I reformatted and didn't back it up O_O Moral is, print stuff when you finish it =P Although it was easier the 2nd time writing it =P

And no I didn't win anything for it.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:21 am

RA wrote:about 10 minutes ago. my mom found my guy on guy slash fan fiction. and porn. i blamed spyware @_@ *die*

Egad, that's the situation I wouldn't wanna be found in...
You know what ya gotta do now: catch your parents in... um, an undecent situation. Then you'll be even.

Carlin · Post by **Carlin** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 3:52 pm

Hehe, blame spyware for everything, or blame trolls. "I just clicked a link from some guy and this came up. I don't want my eyes anymore!" I've never had to test it but it might work...

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:07 pm

mcDuffies wrote:
RA wrote:about 10 minutes ago. my mom found my guy on guy slash fan fiction. and porn. i blamed spyware @_@ *die*
Egad, that's the situation I wouldn't wanna be found in...
You know what ya gotta do now: catch your parents in... um, an undecent situation. Then you'll be even.

Really? Would you really want to make that situation "even"?

Isukiyomi · Post by **Isukiyomi** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:09 pm

DarkMagician wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:
RA wrote:about 10 minutes ago. my mom found my guy on guy slash fan fiction. and porn. i blamed spyware @_@ *die*
Egad, that's the situation I wouldn't wanna be found in...
You know what ya gotta do now: catch your parents in... um, an undecent situation. Then you'll be even.
Really? Would you really want to make that situation "even"?

It seems that it would just be traumatizing ^_^;;

Sput · Post by **Sput** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:12 pm

Isukiyomi wrote:
DarkMagician wrote:
mcDuffies wrote: :lol: Egad, that's the situation I wouldn't wanna be found in...
You know what ya gotta do now: catch your parents in... um, an undecent situation. Then you'll be even. :P
Really? Would you really want to make that situation "even"?
It seems that it would just be traumatizing ^_^;;

...*screams and goes to drink some very strong tea*

dude, i'd never want to see my parents gettin it on. good way to get even, but i doubt it'd be worth it. Xo

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:13 pm

Well it's good enough for a pact: "You never mention this, we'll never mention that."

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:26 pm

Come on, everyone should know that her parents are probably having sex. Making it a certainty isn't going to help anyone, and might scar her for life.

My suggestion would be to find Daddy's stash.

Sput · Post by **Sput** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:30 pm

If you mean HIS porno, I have. It was quite entertaining :] Didn't threaten him bout it though. Prolly cause I do believe my mom knows. Damn.

if they ARE having sex, they are doing it at ungodly hours of the night. I'm up till about 3, and my dad goes to work at 5. nyeh, don't care to know. it's easier that way. XDXD

Spriteville, USA · Post by **Spriteville, USA** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 5:15 pm

RA wrote:about 10 minutes ago. my mom found my guy on guy slash fan fiction. and porn. i blamed spyware @_@ *die*

At least it wasn't Garfield slash fiction with his doll Pookie.

I officially apologize to everyone who read that because I linked it.

Sput · Post by **Sput** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 5:53 pm

XD. yes, thankfully it wasn't(where the FUCK do you even find that shit o_O;; i don't even wanna know), i think it was star trek stuff. heh. X'D