Somewhere in a parallel universe, there exists a world that is quite similar to that of Quentyn and the Rac Cona Daimh. In fact, there is a region known as the Seven Villages there too, and not only that, there is a young lad named Quentyn who also recently became a Questor.
However, there is one major difference: the inhabitants of this Seven Villages are not Racconans. They are of a species called the Skun Kona Daimh, or Skunkonans for short. Like the Racconans, these creatures are just over two-feet tall, they have bushy tails, and they're covered with fur, except that the Skunkonans have a black-and-white striped pattern on their fur. Also, the Skunkonans have been endowed with an amazing invisible power which they call,
Tales of the Skun Kona Daimh
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Tales of the Skun Kona Daimh
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And now, jump forward to the scene where Brother Linnaeus is talking to Deep Green, leader of the Gragum.
Deep Green: "Why should we believe you, Li-nae-us? Why should you not be like the other liars? And even if you speak truth, do you expect us to stand your Skunkonan Musk enough to listen?"
Linnaeus: "Do you see this daisy I wear on my robe? Do you know what it is? It is the mark of the De-Scented. We few carry these, so that others can know of our handicap. The De-Scented can neither sense or emanate Musk."
Deep Green: "Why should we believe you, Li-nae-us? Why should you not be like the other liars? And even if you speak truth, do you expect us to stand your Skunkonan Musk enough to listen?"
Linnaeus: "Do you see this daisy I wear on my robe? Do you know what it is? It is the mark of the De-Scented. We few carry these, so that others can know of our handicap. The De-Scented can neither sense or emanate Musk."
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Outstanding and outrageous. The mental pictures that brings to mind...
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Re: Tales of the Skun Kona Daimh
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Prof. Inkling:
Prof. Inkling:
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
Goodbye.
WOAH!!!! I'll argue MOST VOCIFEROUSLY with you on THAT point! I've lived both in communes and in France.......I'll NEVER go back to France! By comparison, the hippies I knew in the commune would make "Adrian Monk" look like Jack Klugman's "Oscar Madison" from The Odd Couple.Bengaley wrote:Now come on...
The French smell nowhere NEAR as bad as the hippies.
..I think. Never met a Frenchperson straight from France, here a generation...
The French STINK!!!!!
Their breath smells like they've been chewing on some kind of turd, and their B.O. is a rancid mix of sweat, wearing-the-same-clothes-for-a-week-straight funk, and cheap industrial strength cologne. 
I have NEVER met more grody or arrogent people in my entire life.Yes, I've stunk bad enough to chase a buzzard off a gut pile myself. But there's one helluva difference between spending a week in the jungles of VietNam with no facilities and living in the capitol city of the supposedly "cultural jewel" of Europe. These people have not a clue about personal hygiene! Rather than bathe, they'll just slop on some more cologne.....GAAAAAKKKK!
Compared to close proximity of the French, CON FUNK is a stroll thru an orchid greenhouse!
WHEEEEWWW *holds nose just remembering*
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We are NOT surrounded.....this is a "target rich" environment!
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Heh, well he could have been a frog.Sharuuk wrote:Something I just thought of since we're on the subject of the stinkin' French.
Ever wonder whether or not it was an accident that the W/B cartoon character "Pepe La Pew" is both a skunk and French?
Think about it...
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I'm not trying to be mean, but I don't like what the last several posts are saying about France and hippies. I'm not trying to say, "You're wrong." I'm sure that there are rude and crude French people in this world, and it's okay to complain about it, but that could easily be the case in any other country or group.
Actually, I was hoping that people would take the Skunkonan idea and use it to write their own completely-silly Tales of the Questor spoofs.
Again, I'm sorry if I'm raining on your parade, but I just didn't like the way things were turning out.
Actually, I was hoping that people would take the Skunkonan idea and use it to write their own completely-silly Tales of the Questor spoofs.
Again, I'm sorry if I'm raining on your parade, but I just didn't like the way things were turning out.
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I came to that conclusion myself ages ago. That, or he's from a Quebecois family of skunks who moved to France years ago.RHJunior wrote:I concluded long ago that Pepe le Pew is not french.
He can't be.
There are no skunks of his species native to Europe. Skunks are a North American animal.
Therefore, we conclude that he must be from QUEBEC.
...Probably the descendant of a skunk from a very, very early WB cartoon featuring a skunk who did the whole "Pepe" routine (years before the regular Pepe cartoons), but was actually american and married to a very jealous skunk woman.
And then there's Fifi Lafume, who's like a female version of Pepe, but is apparantly unrelated to Pepe himself.
Furthermore, I think the whole "Le Sigh" bit kinda shows they're not really french. In fact, in french translations, Pepe's actually given an Italian accent ('cause the French, ironically, think Italian, not French, is the language of love.)
...Of course, I should point out that Pepe in no way is representative of the average Quebecois. We're far, far cleaner, for one thing. 8)
You might as well give it up, Yuoofox - this topic wasn't hijacked - it was stuffed in a rocket and blasted to the Moon.Yuoofox wrote:I'm not trying to be mean, but I don't like what the last several posts are saying about France and hippies. I'm not trying to say, "You're wrong." I'm sure that there are rude and crude French people in this world, and it's okay to complain about it, but that could easily be the case in any other country or group.
Actually, I was hoping that people would take the Skunkonan idea and use it to write their own completely-silly Tales of the Questor spoofs.
Again, I'm sorry if I'm raining on your parade, but I just didn't like the way things were turning out.
(I would have said Mars, but then someone would get started on Marvin the Martian...uhhh....oops.)
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