Legal to chain RH to the drawing board ? ;)

Greatbeast · Post by **Greatbeast** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:12 am

Just curious if its legal to chain RH to the drawing board so's we can get our fix of TOTQ

(I know im a whiner, but its been a few days since an update and I gotta have more

Mark of a good product

Sean

Maxgoof · Post by **Maxgoof** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:30 am

Well, we still have not gotten the re-assuring speech (unless the conversation with God counts as that) and this one should be given by Irons. He still can't leave Sanctuary City without his sword.

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:16 pm

No need, I have my mind control rays in place.

Artemel · Post by **Artemel** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:43 am

It may not be legal to use mind control rays either.

On the other hand, if everyone can keep donating, maybe RH can make this his full time job. It'd be cool if the artist could survive by doing one's art.

Yuoofox · Post by **Yuoofox** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:59 am

I know how to get Mr. Ralph to work faster. Donate $500,000,000 to his Paypal account. Not only will he update faster, but he'll deliver the originals to you personally.

Artemel · Post by **Artemel** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:29 am

I really really wish I had even 1% of 1% of that right now. ~sighs~ school eats all funds... literally. =\ stupid caf prices

MAN CANNOT LIVE ON CHEAP PIZZA ALONE!!

And ramen doesn't work either, tho, Lord knows I've tried.

Anthony Lion · Post by **Anthony Lion** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:52 am

Artemel wrote:MAN CANNOT LIVE ON CHEAP PIZZA ALONE!!

What kind of heathen are you?
Of course you can live on pizza!

I'm a BOFH and we're not supposed to eat anything but Pizza...
(We're supposed to drink beer, too, but that's another matter)
Just make certain that it doesn't contain pineapple or anchovies, and that the cheese is NOT Mozzarella...

How big is a drawing table?
I happen to have a few jigsaw puzzles which are too big for my table, and I figured that if I were to give them away, I might just as well give them to someone who would appreciate them...

Mwalimu · Post by **Mwalimu** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:56 pm

Pizza - nature's most perfect food! Could be a good way for Quentyn to pay the bills with a mundane job between quests. His boots would be great for deliveries, and the sword not only slices Gragum, it can also be used on pizza.

Sorry, got carried away there...

LoneWolf23k · Post by **LoneWolf23k** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:59 pm

As soon as I start up at that new job washing dishes, I'm going to start making regular paypal donations...

As it is, I'm keeping my expenses down.

DragonMasterHawk · Post by **DragonMasterHawk** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:11 pm

Anthony Lion wrote:I'm a BOFH

He's...Nick Burns! Your company's computer guy!

Fusion · Post by **Fusion** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:41 pm

Anthony Lion wrote:
Artemel wrote:MAN CANNOT LIVE ON CHEAP PIZZA ALONE!!
What kind of heathen are you?
Of course you can live on pizza!

I'm a BOFH and we're not supposed to eat anything but Pizza...
(We're supposed to drink beer, too, but that's another matter)
Just make certain that it doesn't contain pineapple or anchovies, and that the cheese is NOT Mozzarella...

How big is a drawing table?
I happen to have a few jigsaw puzzles which are too big for my table, and I figured that if I were to give them away, I might just as well give them to someone who would appreciate them...

I work at McDonalds. If Pizza Hut is anything like McDonalds, you would shorten your life by ten years eating it even once every day.

Anthony Lion · Post by **Anthony Lion** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:03 pm

Pizza hut?

No, no, no!

A REAL BOFH eats only frozen pizza!

They fit easily in the freezer, are easy to prepare and most importantly, you can get it any time, even at 03:00am when you're working on 'finetuning' your home computer.
(No need to dial a place and listen to their answering machine listing their opening hours)

The current favorite is thin-crusted, with minced meat and onion, sprinkled with lots of Jarlsberg cheese.

Who is Nick Burns?

For anyone wondering what BOFH really means, see:
http://www.theregister.co.uk
http://bofh.ntk.net

DragonMasterHawk · Post by **DragonMasterHawk** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:15 pm

I know what BOFH means, and I've read all the archives. However, there used to be an SNL skit staring Jimmy Fallon as Nick Burns, the "computer guy" of the office who had to fix everybody else's problems while being a total jerk about it.

Anthony Lion · Post by **Anthony Lion** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:17 pm

SNL?

Some sort of local phenomenon?

Capnregex · Post by **Capnregex** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:52 pm

I don't think chaining anybody down is a good thing, it works against the principle of god given agency..

We do decide for ourselves, We can make a difference, and I doubt that any of us like to be forced..

As for me, I loved the daily or near daily updates while they lasted, however.. I think looking to the future, It would be better for Ralph to establish a buffer next time he gets on a roll like that and make the comic update consistantly. Say like three times a week.

Ralph Certainly has done enough work last month to be able to support it, and if he had a couple weeks worth of comics in the queue then there would be less pressure, which would keep ralph more relaxed with the production stuff.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:34 pm

Anthony Lion wrote:SNL? Some sort of local phenomenon?

Nationally syndicated TV show from New York City....Saturday Night Live. Feartured wacky skits, political (usually left) humor, guest hosts. It's actually where John Belushi and Dan Akroyd first teamed up as "The Blues Brothers" (Jake & Elwood). Chevy Chase, Gilda Radner, Martin Short, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley and even Jim Carey just to name a few, either got their start or got a big career boost from SNL. However, John Belushi is to date the most famous SNL alumni.

Shaaruuk

Mwalimu · Post by **Mwalimu** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:34 am

Sharuuk wrote:
Anthony Lion wrote:SNL? Some sort of local phenomenon?
Nationally syndicated TV show from New York City....Saturday Night Live. Feartured wacky skits, political (usually left) humor, guest hosts. It's actually where John Belushi and Dan Akroyd first teamed up as "The Blues Brothers" (Jake & Elwood). Chevy Chase, Gilda Radner, Martin Short, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley and even Jim Carey just to name a few, either got their start or got a big career boost from SNL. However, John Belushi is to date the most famous SNL alumni.

That's arguable (about Belushi being the most famous). Other SNL alums include Bill Murray, Eddie Murphy, Jane Curtin, and Mike Myers. Although he was not a regular cast member, Steve Martin made numerous guest appearances.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:02 am

mwalimu wrote:
Sharuuk wrote:That's arguable (about Belushi being the most famous). Other SNL alums include Bill Murray, Eddie Murphy, Jane Curtin, and Mike Myers. Although he was not a regular cast member, Steve Martin made numerous guest appearances.

OK....I'll qualify that statement. Maybe "most famous" was not the best choice of words, "most recognized" or "most remembered from" might be better. His "Samauri" skits were pretty much legendary.

And Dan Akroyd's "Jane, you ignorant slut..." line was another classic. Also, I think "Coneheads" is the only movie that ever evolved from a comedy show skit. I think Akroyd and Curtain created the characters didn't they?

Shaaruuk

Mjolnir · Post by **Mjolnir** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:43 am

Sharuuk wrote:Also, I think "Coneheads" is the only movie that ever evolved from a comedy show skit.

Don't forget "Wayne's World."

- Mjolnir

Bengaley · Post by **Bengaley** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:47 am

Pat the Movie.

"Dude looks like a lady!"

I don't care about legality...

I say that we take in Ralph as a slave, feed him as needed, and make him draw comics...

If I ever become filty stinking rich, I fully intend to attempt that

((Think about it Ralph. All you have to do is sit there and draw comics! Meals and rooms would be provided!))