Actually, probably too late to start now. The Vatican announced he had a heart attack earlier tonight (about 10pm west coast time). Someone suggested two days ago that they'd just stick the Pope in a life support suit like Darth Vader to keep him from dying. And after that image stuck in my brain and couldn't be scrubbed away, I decided I'd subject everyone else to it:
The Cult of Surf'thulhuIya! Iya! Surf's up, dude! It's been said that in the event of nuclear holocaust, only two things on Earth are likely to survive: cockroaches and Keith Richards. --Frontline News.
I think Frank Perdue was the last in the "bad news comes in threes" this time, though I don't know who really counts anymore. In any case, I'll miss Frank more than I'll ever miss any ol' pope because at least he never lied about his people choking chickens.