I dont know how I tripped over this in my random net wanderings but unfortunately I did. I had no intention of finding anything of this sort and in addition, all of my faculties and sensibilities wish I had not. In fact, I may be having Ghastly type malaria/fever dreams for the next week because of the following link.
Disclaimer: I in no way condone this sort of misuse of the female body, but I would not feel right finding REAL tenacle prOn and not giving it to you all. If you are at all sqeamish about the farthest of far out fetishism DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK.
It is fuct to the max and I take no responsibility...if you may be offended DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK
meh. it's okay, but not exactly earth-shattering. hell, it's not even small-rinky-dink-podunk-backwater-hole-quiverring. frontwater hole, well, obviously that gets quiverred.
All around hear the sound
No-one can stop us now,
A thousand rules for plastic fools
Now they can take a bow.
Surely there's been time to see it dosn't work by now,
So if I like it, I do it
*has a minute's rowdyness for lucky bastard octopus*
"OH, I'VE SEEN THE INFINITE, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL."
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'
