Versus: Debating Off Again!

Screwball McGoo [gDC] · Thu Feb 01, 2001 7:05 am

This month's topic will be appearing on the page tomorrow (02/02), the original birthdate for Super Secret Project #3 until it was delayed beyond my control. Just thought you might want to know.This is an interesting one brought up in an IRC chat months ago. It was title Frasier vs. Pok

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 5:21 am

Team Rocket Vs. Fraiser
I'd have to go with Team Rocket winning that one. Not just because they're funnier, but also because the Crane boys are more of little sissys than James. Plus Team Rocket has Pokemon. That can be used to cause pain. Of course maybe Frasier and Niles could finaly find out why James insitsts on wearing women's clothing.Oh, and what for is the thanks on your page for? Really. I want to know.------------------
In all honesty, it should have been "Let's HEAR it for nipples."
Oh well.
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Screwball McGoo [gDC] · Fri Feb 02, 2001 9:00 am

The thanks where now? Wehrmacht?Shoot! I just realized I have to put Eunice's stuff up now. I got sideswiped by Friday.Have you ever seen Frasier and Niles in drag? I think not. Why? They're simply too classically masculine and therefore have the classic masculine muscle talent that none of Team Rocket has. In addition, they've got the brains. Plus, the Crane brothers consume an awful lot of wine. This wine short circuits their nerves and gives them an unbelievable pain tolerance a la doped-up Rodney King.------------------
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Sat Feb 03, 2001 1:02 am

Pain tollerance won't matter when they're being bashed in the head with a giant flying rock. So there. Why you always gotta' argue with me? Oh right. Cuz we don't want it to be onesided...
Oh, and I like Eunice's teen angle.
They got dead.....
Real dead.------------------
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Screwball McGoo [gDC] · Sat Feb 03, 2001 4:58 am

They're deader than dead, they're log!Who's throwing rocks? Have you seen Team Rocket's Pok

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Sun Feb 04, 2001 3:49 am

The supporting characters? They can't be in it... well, maybe Daphnie... that's not how you spell that, is it? Oh well.
As for the show Teen Angel on television, I used to watch that. And some other stupid show. I liked it... no really. I did. Eating a hamburger and dying, then become the gaurdian angel of your best friend is funny.------------------
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Screwball McGoo [gDC] · Sun Feb 04, 2001 9:20 am

Don't worry about the title. It's funny.Here's an important question. How do the supporting characters play into this fight? Or don't they because of the rules of engagement?------------------
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Eunice_P · Post by **Eunice_P** » Sun Feb 04, 2001 12:46 pm

Hehe, thanks Joe. Later, you'll see some of the drawings to be screwed up.McGoo>
Sorry about the bad title. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif">
Yup, that title is actually taken from the sitcom I watched several years back. Apparently, I had no idea what title to give and then this title pops out from my mind. Let's just imagine, it's a continuation of the sitcom. Hehehe...Ghosts + Fantasy = <A HREF="http://ghostshunters.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://ghostshunters.keenspace.com</A> [This message has been edited by Eunice_P (edited 02-04-2001).]

Screwball McGoo [gDC] · Mon Feb 05, 2001 1:40 am

You're thinking of "You Wish" with the genie.
The hamburger was terrible and not funny. It was forced absurdism.This topic isn't doing so well... That's what I get for picking something different.OK, so what about Eddy? Eddy is a trained dog. He always wacky things that turn out for the best. Putting it in Pok

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Tue Feb 06, 2001 4:00 am

Rules are for suckers...
I mean...
Do I force my absurdism, or is it just naturaly there?
As for your fight... Come on. So Niles might be able to beat James, while his pokemon floats around like a balloon, and Eddy could chase the cat like.. a dog chasing a cat, but Jesse? I firmly believe she could kick all their hinnies.
So what if Team Rocket is really stupid, in a caged match, Jesse, would most definintely destroy all those who oppose her. Plus when she gets really mad, she gets that big freaky head.------------------
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Screwball McGoo [gDC] · Wed Feb 07, 2001 6:25 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by SuperJoe:
I never wrote this. I hate how the quote function can be abused.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>You can tell the absurdism was forced because (A) they couldn't think of a decent way to kill someone on TGIF and (B) because of the giant head. What if god was black? No, wait, what if god was an old man? No, wait, what if god had no body? And so on... It shows a lack of creativity because that thing's been done before. Ellen DeGeneres got mauled by Time a year or two ago for doing almost the same thing.Back to the Versus, which is slowly dying again, yeah... Jesse does get that big angry head. She also does have that frying pan. But... AND THIS IS A BIG BUT... have you ever seen her act successfully violent against anyone but Jesse and Meowth? To some degree her anger is a result of her friendliness. It's as though you would insult your friends (look at the Damonk insulting... even I tried!) much more often than your enemies and in a different manner. Jesse would yell "Twerp!" at Ash but beat up James. See?In addition, Frasier and Niles have a long history of girl troubles and would see no problem taking out their "hostility upon a fictional embodiment of all that is wrong with the so-called fairer sex." Lillith? Maris? Ring a bell?------------------
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Screwball McGoo [gDC] · Thu Feb 08, 2001 7:18 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by SuperJoe:
Now time for you to upstage me again.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I try my best and I hope the next topic will permit me to speak outside of vague generalities. (is word?) Please feel free to suggest some later.How about this? Have you ever seen Jesse hit anyone other than James? No. She's never hit Brock, never hit that annoying Brock-lite, never hit Giovanni, etc., etc. Plus, Frasier and Niles' plans tend to unravel as a result of their own undoing. Something like "But I said the party was on the 9th!" In a fight like this, it's Team Rocket's ability to undo themselves in fights that comes into play.
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 12:23 pm

Yes, but Ash is a child. She can't hit a child. Men and animals, fine, but a child?
And I'm sure she would defend herself against two grown men attacking her... but then again those grown men don't normaly fight. Sure once in a while, but they usually like to resolve things with words.
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Fri Feb 09, 2001 9:08 am

I had something really good to post, but I forgot it, so instead I will say... Screw you.
I'm voting for Team Rocket and you can't stop me...
And we need more people doing this... it's boring with two people. Go post something in the general discussion board.------------------
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PDI · Post by **PDI** » Sat Feb 10, 2001 6:14 am

Hmmm....I'd vote the Frasier gang, and here's why:Meowth is a whiner and not very dangerous at the best of times. Most likely he'd run and find a spot from which to harangue his teammates. Eddy (who is very talented and well-trained in real life) would be able to keep him at bay without even engaging, leaving him free to harrass J or J.James is a wuss. A girly-man. I see James and Niles getting into a slapping match ... but remember Niles has had some fisticuffs training -- It would be close, but I'm pretty sure he could take James (or date him) or at least keep him tied up while the real battle is being fought elsewhere.That leaves Jesse and Frasier. Frasier has also had a little training, and the point about Jesse never actually hitting anyone is a good one. Besides, as she tends to fight verbally, she'd spark the Frasier wit ... and throughout, that's been his strong suit. He'd get her so flustered, she'd:1) go into vapor lock and be easily taken out by Frasier or Eddy
2) smack James, or
3) want to go out with him -- and you know loving a Crane man is disaster.So Frasier and co win without much of a challenge.So there.
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Sat Feb 10, 2001 11:43 am

Borscht.[This message has been edited by Screwball McGoo [gDC] (edited 02-11-2001).]

PDI · Post by **PDI** » Sun Feb 11, 2001 1:26 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by SuperJoe:
Or perogie.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>What did you call me?!?!?!?Hey, if Team rocket gets to use there pokemon's beyond meyowth (which I didn't think was in the rules of this particular engagement), then Team Frasier gets to call in Bulldog, Dad and Maris -- maybe even Lillith. Any of which would be able to whip the whole of team Rocket's butt.Don't say that last part aloud, it sounds naughty.
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Screwball McGoo [gDC] · Sun Feb 11, 2001 6:47 am

The other Pok

Screwball McGoo [gDC] · Sun Feb 11, 2001 6:47 am

The other Pok

Screwball McGoo [gDC] · Sun Feb 11, 2001 7:45 am

Hey, this is a family board! For um... three family-less cartoonists to argue in silence. Sheesh. I think I'll tone down your comment a wee bit but this hear notes that it was a strong comment before. Anyway, I don't think Niles could take James (playing a little Keanu Reeves here.) Niles can't take Maris and every description of Maris is that she's as thin as Paper Mario or PaRappa. Simply put you can't have that much strength in two-dimensions. Plus, James does have a Pok