The Randomness thread

[Struck3xbylightning]

ROFL! i found out about off prawns glowing in the dark after one of the apprentices put off prawns in an old head chefs knife case cos the guy was an arsehole, six months later we found out what the smell was when the chef opened his briefcase!

the prawns were that off and dried out they glowed softly and he puked the moment he opened the case....it was awesomely funny but very stinky in the kitchen for the rest of the day, the chef had to throw away the briefcase!

he deserved that, he was a physically abusive and intimidating arsehole.

[Phoenix_feathers]

*snuggles* love you anyway~

~Sara

aww thank-you Sara! i love you too! *huggles*

ewww thats so gross struck!! but thats funny that the apprentice did it to him! hehe mean people suck and they deserve what they get

[Moo Cow]

*keeps hugging Hope* whee!

Struck, that's mean but hilarious... Wow.

~Sara

[Phoenix_feathers]

*hugs Sara and giggles* hehe! ^_^ i love long friendy hugs!! ^_^ especially with Sara!! wow what? or is it just about the stinky prawn thing??

[Master killer]

*starts skipping manickly*

[Vampz]

Are there aligators in the american sewers

Why has lisp got an 'S' in it

Why are there 3 'T's in stutter

Why is Dislexia such a lond word

Would a crab walk forward if it was drunk

Can someone forget they have forgotten somthing therefore remember that which they have forgotten.

[Moo Cow]

Yay! *snuggles hope some more*

Vampz, those are cool!

~Sara

[Master killer]

hey don't knock it i have a lisp grrrrrrr damn fucked up speech grrrrrrrr

[Moo Cow]

Hey, I understand! It's true though, it's sad when a word to describe something is hard for someone with the problem to say... Don't worry, the less self-conscious you are, the better it will be.

~Sara

[Seremela_firey_heart_01]

RAther Ten drowning when the live worms are placed in bottles of tequila they die of Alchol poisoning from drinking it

[Damned]

O.o;; They do??? Wow, that's weird. Did you know that if the entire population of Asia walked past you in a single file line, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Also, babies aren't born with kneecaps- they develop when the kid is 2-3 years old.

[Seremela_firey_heart_01]

Well did you know that you are more likely to be killed with a Champagne Cork then a poisonous Spider?

[Master killer]

oh oh oh
my cus chris text me a question last night which i think is really cool when you think about it

'what is love and life when you have a knife piosed at your wrists'

[DodgetheLightning]

'what is love and life when you have a knife piosed at your wrists'

LOVE and LIFE about to be wasted!

[Moo Cow]

Woo, more randomness...

And that's a sscary question, Master!

~Sara

[Phoenix_feathers]

wow loving the randomness! very cool- i didnt think you had a lisp master! (well it didnt sound like it when i talked to you!)

i like my quote at the moment - in my signature *points*

[Master killer]

*a bouncy castle appears* yeay

[Drfranknfurter]

Randomness:


Has anyone else noticed how you never see baby pigeons?

[DodgetheLightning]

did you know if you hang upside down for twelve hours, your brain will correct your vision and turn the world back up the right way! it then takes another twelve hours the right way up for your vision to return to normal.



well, hows this for random!? i just said something remotely intelligent!

dumdumdum! (insert scary music about ....now!)

[DodgetheLightning]

the sinlge most poisonous thing in the world, is the arrowhead frog. no idea where its from, but its venom is so powerful, one drop in a single litre of water is enough to kill 250,000 men, or 1million mice, or fifty six elephants!