To celebrate anal sex

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:35 pm

... I remembered this holiday mid-january, but was beaten to posting it =3.

Got nothing to contribute other than...

Is KY jelly from KENTUCKY? Its postal abbreviation is KY....

EDIT: I lie! I do have something to contribute! Everyone's favorite Owl, Orly februarius

The_Fox · Post by **The_Fox** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:49 pm

Now I want to pull out my Rick picture again. EDIT: Well, ACE's pict, really...

- Jarylan

YA RLY!

Micro_Fur · Post by **Micro_Fur** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:50 pm

GAK! What have I DONE?!?!?!?! It seems I have struck a nerve for some people here, apologies where due.

Micro_fur - Open mouth, insert foot.

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:50 pm

I've half a mind to crop out panel five from this comic and put SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS!! in it.

I really do.

Cyril_Dran · Post by **Cyril_Dran** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:30 pm

candide wrote:
Cyril_Dran wrote:Yes. You guys about scared me off, for gods sake, and I'm a guy.
Yeah, but, see, would we all be here if we didn't like testosterone?

Yes. *Points to self*

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:01 pm

One has to wonder, then, what you're doing on the official Umlaut House Buttsecks Thread.

(Kidding, of course. If we didn't respect the straight people that'd make us hypocrites now, wouldn't it?)

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:19 pm

DetailBear · Post by **DetailBear** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:01 pm

http://www.goodiebag.tv/video/do_you_take_it.htm

Not Work Safe.
Not Parent Safe.
Nearly naked breasts.
DO NOT watch while drinking any liquids.

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:37 am

That's magnificent, DB. Utterly magnificent.

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:47 am

I wish I had something to rival that, DB, unfortunately all I have are PLPs. Barely a PG rating... I'm slippin'...

Cyril_Dran · Post by **Cyril_Dran** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:19 pm

allan_ecker wrote:One has to wonder, then, what you're doing on the official Umlaut House Buttsecks Thread.

(Kidding, of course. If we didn't respect the straight people that'd make us hypocrites now, wouldn't it?)

As stated before. Being straight or bi or involved with a woman does not exclude the possibility of this thread's namesake. So, I consider it research in case I meet the right type of woman some day.

Besides, it's fun to watch you guys banter and then get all worried that you're scaring off straight patronage and forget I'm right here. ^_^.

Cassol203 · Post by **Cassol203** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 6:21 pm

You've probably seen this but...

And I'm not quite sure how safe it is for me to be reading this, me being fifteen.

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:33 pm

Feh. No worries. Younger ones than you have seen far worse, and I'm sure they'll be fine.

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:12 pm

cassol203 wrote:... And I'm not quite sure how safe it is for me to be reading this, me being fifteen.

Um, the question might be more to the point of how safe it is for us for you to be reading this at age 15. Think about it for a second. Men discussing anal sex on the internet and you popping up saying "hey, I'm a minor!" is too close to the sexual predator scenario that society at large fears. There is an association that people will make of what they see no matter how innocent that association is. You see where I'm going with this?

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:33 pm

Yes, we see where you're going. Obviously, you intend to charge him for an IP scrambler

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Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:34 pm

Ass-covering topic starter added.

Not sure there's much else I can do in this arena, save Mod-fu-ing this whole goram forum back down to PG-13, which would be an honest pain in the expletive deleted.

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:44 pm

You mean [expletive deleted], right? The forum can't recognize it otherwise

You could just write up a forum constitution, defining what words are considered dirty herein, and leave the list blank

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Cassol203 · Post by **Cassol203** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 6:39 am

Hmmm... I could just, not post for, oh, say, 883 days.

Yeah. <i>screw</i> that.

DetailBear · Post by **DetailBear** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:57 am

If you do want to protect us a bit, and are truly a 15-year-old:

Don't put any info in your profile that would identify your location, beyond country
Don't reveal any of that info in any post you make
Don't contact forumites off-forum, even if they appear to be under 18

Those aren't bad recommendations, generally. While I don't distrust any forumites, you don't know who's reading that we don't know, and I don't know all the forumites either.

Under normal circumstances, which country you lived in might make a difference, but the servers are hosted in the U.S. and Keenspot Entertainment is registered as a business in South Dakota, so basically, the most restrictive U.S. law should be considered to apply.

Cassol203 · Post by **Cassol203** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:06 am

DetailBear wrote:Don't reveal any of that info in any post you make

Well, I don't <i>now</i> (retroactively). Does that count?

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