To celebrate anal sex

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Well the hands free thing is enough to sell it to me, my arm always gets tired.

And for the record, she won't fuck me in the ass with a strapon as a friend, even for my birthday. Yeah I guess it didn't take that long after all.
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Post by Fallwind »

thread necromancy? (hell with how long it's been since I posted this could be called poster necromancy :) )



With a new job comes new disposable income and therefore a lot more entertaining purchases :) Picked up one of those Aneros MGX's yesterday and DAMN!!! anyone with a prostate needs to save up the $70 for one of those things.

you really do need to follow the directions and spend the 15 min they recommend just relaxing and getting used to it being in there before you start. And don’t rush things, you can keep things going for over an hour if you put enough lube on in the first place (and with how good that thing feels you wont want to rush it).


Cant wait until this weekend when I go to visit my GF and I can try it while having sex :D
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Getting mine has been postponed for financial reasons but I actually have a sexual partner now so maybe I'll be able to add here soon.
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Dude, it's like, TOTALLY Night of the Living Thread out here.

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Right, I got the shotgun, you look for the abandoned farmhouse where we can hole-up in.
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There, this thread is no longer confined to a time frame and has already been called the official Umlaut House buttsecks thread, how can you expect it to die?
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With garlic and stakes and shotguns and holy water. And if a Belmont shows up, a really wicked whip and boomerang cross.
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YAY GARLIC!!! =^.^=
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