Medical Musings

[Squidflakes]

Yea, so this post is starting out all personal and such, but I predict that within 10 messages we'll be talking about the Turin Shroud as the first piece of tentacle hentai or something..

Anyway.. its confirmed, I've descided to go ahead and get.... the snip. A vasectomy. I had my consultation this last monday, and I'm scheduled for the 16th of Feb. If anyone wants to get preggers with my child, you need to tell me before then, as I will not be storing up sperm for public consumption as previously thought.

Now, I'm not one to knock a person's career choice, but I have to wonder, what makes a man want to become a cock doc in the first place. I have a siliar question about proctologists, but that's for anybody. I mean, really. All day, you look at the nasty, diseased, injured, and misshappen cocks of the world, and in most cases, you have to stick your hands down there and move things around. What makes a man want to get into the field of handling another mans package? Maybe I'm just weird.. I just can't imagine.

Additionally, I have to shave my scrotum. According to Dr. Evil, it will be breath taking, and he has suggested I try it.

[Thai_shoot]

Some people get confused, but remember, there is a Vas Deferans between the nuts and the cock.

Yes I know, puns are the lamest form of comedy.

[Moo Cow]

Good luck! Out of curiosity, what's your age and marital status? Usually people don't do it until they're older and married...

And that's a hilarious pun. A dirty one, the best kind!


~Sara

[Squidflakes]

Good luck! Out of curiosity, what's your age and marital status? Usually people don't do it until they're older and married...

And that's a hilarious pun. A dirty one, the best kind!


~Sara

27 and un. I do however have a couple of squidlings running around already, so my desire to procreate has been quenched.

and thanks for the wishing of the good luck!

[Ghastly]

The doctor who performed my vasectomy was named "Doctor Loveless". I thought that was very funny.

[Peaches]

I considered getting it at a pretty young age. I know it's really not something you want to do when you may live to regret it, but that way you make a very strong "too many people" statement.

[Squidflakes]

Which is one of the statements I'm happy to make. I've always been a fan of negative population growth. Ahh, too bad retroactive abortion and "Sterilizer Rays" aren't common and legal.

[Infinity-Iz-Blue]

Yes, six billion is a few too many.

Just take this pic into account.
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... sp_big.jpg

[Squidflakes]

The doctor who performed my vasectomy was named "Doctor Loveless". I thought that was very funny.

All I got was Doctor Herschwitz, who will call them everything but testicles. Balls, nuts, stones, cajones, rocks, orbs, and my personal favorite "Your ammo bins"

[Infinity-Iz-Blue]

Maybe he thinks this will put you at ease?

[Moo Cow]

heh, squidlings... Well, that makes sense. It's your decision after all. And it's good not to overpopulate the world after all. Adoption is a better option if you decide you want more squidlings.

It's disconcerting when doctors don't use technical terms. They're the people who are supposed to!

~Sara

[Peaches]

Yes, six billion is a few too many.

Just take this pic into account.
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... sp_big.jpg

Which elder god jizzed on the planet?

(okay, somebody had to...)

[Kingofthemorlocks]

Yes, six billion is a few too many.

Just take this pic into account.
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... sp_big.jpg

Which elder god jizzed on the planet?

(okay, somebody had to...)

CTHUKKAKE!

[Captain Tylor]

Not only can you see the outlines in the picture, but you can see the county gridlines in the midwest! Cool. And Japan looks like a glowing worm.

I bet those two lines across Siberia are railway lines too.

I hate light pollution. It makes me feel like I'm under some kind of giant flashlight at night. How about some nice low even light instead, with good directional shading? I almost feel safer in shadows most places.

Also, don't most industrialized nations have negative population growth, and a few, like China, make up the difference for all of us?

[Tellner]

Now, I'm not one to knock a person's career choice, but I have to wonder, what makes a man want to become a cock doc in the first place. I have a siliar question about proctologists, but that's for anybody. I mean, really. All day, you look at the nasty, diseased, injured, and misshappen cocks of the world, and in most cases, you have to stick your hands down there and move things around. What makes a man want to get into the field of handling another mans package? Maybe I'm just weird.. I just can't imagine.

I asked the urologist in the family some years ago. He said it started when he was a third- or fourth-year medical student. He had just catheterized a man who was in acute retention. The look of relief on the guy's face made him think "The man knows he's had a doctor."

A lot of people would think your own choice - handling nasty slimy things from under the sea - is just as strange and a lot more pointless....

[Tellner]

27 and un. I do however have a couple of squidlings running around already, so my desire to procreate has been quenched.

There was the missing piece of the puzzle. If you hadn't spawned yet and weren't married or otherwise seriously partnered a lot of doctors would be more reluctant to operate.

[Squidflakes]

[quote="tellner']A lot of people would think your own choice - handling nasty slimy things from under the sea - is just as strange and a lot more pointless....[/quote]


I have no idea why people think I do that for a living..

Which is a big fat lie

I do have a day job, which is network engineering. The handling of slimey stuff from beyond the sea is just a hobby, a sideline if you will, and by no means is it the way I make my living.

Now, I never said being a cock doc was pointless, I just said I didn't understand the desire to want to be such. I know its far from pointless, because cocks need medical love too. As for the octopus and squid thing, is there any more pure persuit than to add to the body of science?

[Lictor]

Not only can you see the outlines in the picture, but you can see the county gridlines in the midwest! Cool. And Japan looks like a glowing worm.

I bet those two lines across Siberia are railway lines too.

Just check out where most of the population is in China and Australia. At least Australia only has a population of about 20 million.

If you're wondering why Belgium is so bright it's because a former transport minister said that because you could see the Great Wall Of China from space we shall make our highway network visible from space, so it's completely street lit.
The really funny thing is he was busted soon after the project was finished because someone realised his brother owned a street lighting company.

[Maximuscoolman]

You also can't see the great wall of china from space.

[Tellner]

It's scary to look at Korea. The South is lit up like a Xmas tree. The North has one bright spot.