January 26: Frizzy Haired Dingbat

The JAM · Post by **The JAM** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:06 pm

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

So that's the "damage" Ben did that got him fired? Well, he could have worded the story so that.....

...wait, Beltane banned everything that had "Christmas" ***written***, not ***spoken***, right?

Legally, she can't do a thing to Ben, but I doubt she cares about that now.

RKCoon · Post by **RKCoon** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:52 pm

Im holding on this one untill i see how the comic plays out...

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:38 pm

Whooops.....I think it's about to hit the fan......BIG TIME!!!

Shaariuuk

Bengaley · Post by **Bengaley** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:13 am

Personally, I dislike Christmas as much as the next non-religious Christian who works retail.

...but only to complain there's a lack of recognition of MY holiday. Of course, once my store got in some dogtoys that were for Channuka, I still complained - they were HORRIBLE...

>.<

But as I was saying, I dislike Christmas as much as the next person. And I get annoyed on how Thanksgiving (A much more important holiday to me, but I'm food-oriented and Christmas means food AFTER New Years for me) is pre-empted by Christmas (...mid October? GODDAMNIT...)...

But even then, I know of nobody on my campus (And I've got LOTS of dingbats!) that would want to do what Beltaine does. And yes, we have followers of Wicca (So they say. I know nothing on it so can't quiz 'em), and they'll be "Whatever."

:-/

Archae45 · Post by **Archae45** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:09 am

Thjis is what is called, "Paw in mouth syndrome."

LoneWolf23k · Post by **LoneWolf23k** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 5:40 am

Now, see, if it was me.. ...I'd just continue the story without even flinching, without even looking at her until she snapped.

Yuoofox · Post by **Yuoofox** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 7:27 am

"Every Who Down in Whoville Liked Christmas a lot...
But the Grinch,Who lived just north of Whoville, Did NOT!
The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small."
--Dr. Seuss

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 8:04 am

LoneWolf23k wrote:Now, see, if it was me.. ...I'd just continue the story without even flinching, without even looking at her until she snapped.

Exactly.....Now we sit back and watch the dingbat bounce off the walls in a screeching hissy-fit.

Shaaruuk

Frost Wraith · Post by **Frost Wraith** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 8:45 am

I would have turned around and screamed, "RUN FOR IT CHILDREN! I"LL FEND HER OFF!" and then take the nearst mob and jab her with the wet end.

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 9:05 am

Heh heh heh now thats a major moonbat dingbat supreme.

LoneWolf23k · Post by **LoneWolf23k** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:31 am

Yuoofox wrote:"Every Who Down in Whoville Liked Christmas a lot...
But the Grinch,Who lived just north of Whoville, Did NOT!
The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small."
--Dr. Seuss

Hey hey hey... I already did that joke. Now go get your own material, bub.

BoKiana · Post by **BoKiana** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:39 pm

LoneWolf23k wrote:Hey hey hey... I already did that joke. Now go get your own material, bub.

*puts on a South Park costume*

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won't let me join in any games..
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for Rudolph
cuz there's something wrong with me..
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.. on Christmas.

Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat Kosher Lakish..
Instead of Silent Night
I'm singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
And what the f(weep) is up
With lighting all these f(weep)ing Candles, tell me please?
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew..
I can't be merry, cuz i'm Hebrew.. on Christmas.

Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear,
You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad
This is the one month that you shoud be glad..

Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all..
You don't have to be on your best behavior, or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family..
And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
That's right! You're a Jew, a stylin' Jew..
It's a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.

How's that? ^-^

Archae45 · Post by **Archae45** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:53 pm

Even better:

"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a beer..."

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 9:12 pm

This is what I love about this crowd......we may disagree on some points and even get into a knock-down-drag-out fight over silliy sh*t......but they's some REALLY SICK PUPPIES here and I feel right at home!!!

Shaaruuk

Mad Mike · Post by **Mad Mike** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:07 pm

Hey - you wanna talk about twisted? Check this out:

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/conte ... _christmas

Archae45 · Post by **Archae45** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:29 pm

Mad Mike wrote:Hey - you wanna talk about twisted? Check this out:

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/conte ... _christmas

Leave it to Bob Rivers.
(The animation was hilarious too.)

Of course, we could also get "Santa Claus And His Ol' Lady" by Cheech and Chong too.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:53 am

Mad Mike wrote:Hey - you wanna talk about twisted? Check this out:

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/conte ... _christmas

After I changed pants and cleaned the food and soda off the monitor and keyboard, I saved it to send to ALL MY REALLY SICK FRIENDS!!!

What scared me was how many of my RELATIVES that song coulda been written for.........

Shaaruuk

Mad Mike · Post by **Mad Mike** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:21 pm

Archae45 wrote:
Mad Mike wrote:Hey - you wanna talk about twisted? Check this out:

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/conte ... _christmas

Leave it to Bob Rivers.
(The animation was hilarious too.)

I know - I have his website bookmarked. If I'm ever feeling down, I just pull up his Twisted Tunes and play a couple. Another good one is Jingle Bells '98 - on the following page (sorry, no animation for this one):

http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tun ... .asp?Var=J&

Labrusca · Post by **Labrusca** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:08 pm

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/conte ... _christmas

Nip & Tuck's redneck rebuttals take some of the punch out of this. I respect the people in that part of the country more than the ones in Microsponge country, where the clip came from.

Mad Mike · Post by **Mad Mike** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:12 pm

labrusca wrote:
http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/conte ... _christmas
Nip & Tuck's redneck rebuttals take some of the punch out of this. I respect the people in that part of the country more than the ones in Microsponge country, where the clip came from.

Whups! And here comes the 'fun extinguisher', ready at a moment's notice to quench our hilarity with a cold splash of reality...