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Warren wrote:
Jim North wrote:DM's breaking the fun rule! I'm telling teacher!
You're just telling because you're hot for teacher.
Yeah, and she's mine.
*punches Jim*
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<_<
>_>

Reminds me of my Bio TA who's coming on to me.

But god she's hot!!

Not as hot as you guys, though. ^_~

Edit: Er, I mean, those of you that are legal and female.
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Warren wrote:
Jim North wrote:DM's breaking the fun rule! I'm telling teacher!
You're just telling because you're hot for teacher.
Am not am not am not!
DarkMagician wrote:Yeah, and she's mine.
*punches Jim*
She's really a guy! :P

So at least you won't be breaking the obligatory mansex rules.
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I'm just an honest, hard-working Bob dealer, officer!

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*desperately hopes the Bob-detector at the front door doesn't pick up all the illegal Bobs he has hidden under his trench coat*
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*jailes Cope*

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The War on Bobs is teh suck.

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Curses! Foiled again.
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* frees Cope with an omnichopter and two sticks of gum *
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I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.

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*flees the country to continue building his illegal Bob trafficking empire*
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Um . . .

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Actually, while you were in prison they lifted the ban on Bob and a sizable, and completely legal, Bob market has sprung up.



<small>Though Bobbette's are still illegal, if you catch my drift.</small>
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What a gyp.

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Well, damn. There goes my 99.9% profit margin.
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Hmm . . .

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True. There isn't that much demand for Bobbette's, especially with all the young conjoined lesbian couples who'd rather have their Bob perform lewd acts of mansex than have another woman to mess around with.
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You guys are scarey, you do know this right?

Ah well no scarier then the people I hang out with on my other forum :lol:

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Weasel wrote:You guys are scarey, you do know this right?

Ah well no scarier then the people I hang out with on my other forum :lol:
Your signature's really annoying, you do know this right?
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I know it left!

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Wait a minute... I'm a jerk, but I'm trying not to be blatant about it. Does this mean I'm on you guys' short list, or do I have to actually engage in deliberate and wanton acts of a jerk-like nature to do that? I'm called Blacklist because I'm ON so many of them, not because I have one myself, By The Way. I have this strange ability to piss folks off without meaning to. People can be awful touchy, and frankly, I don't see why anyone would take ANYTHING posted on a message board too seriously. But they do. And that would be a violation of the fun rule. So it's THEIR fault, not MINE!!! HAH!
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Where'd you get this blacklist idea?
There are simply a few rules set to make this forum enjoyable to everyone. Common sence and good manners mostly, and a lot less than most of forums would require you to. Basically, we are urging you for a normal, civilised behaviour, nothing more.
So if you do engage in deliberate and wanton acts of a jerk-like nature, you get warned, malleted or whatever comes to you. If you don't but are acting like a jerk here and there, you won't. People won't like you very much, but that has nothing with official forum rules. Noone will kick you out of the forums for that, but there's not much mothivation for hanging about the place where nobody likes you, is there? (Hint: proclaiming yourself for a jerk is not the best way to get anyone's sympathies.)
People can be awful touchy, and frankly, I don't see why anyone would take ANYTHING posted on a message board too seriously.
Well you've just shown why by taking this thread seriously (I mean, it seems like you're upset by these rules). I mean, I don't see a reason why internet communication should be taken less serious. Real, live people post these things as well, and there are topics that could as well be talked about in real life. I come here to have fun, I also sit down and have a drink with my real life friends for no other reason than fun.
For the record, being that written text is read different from things said, what with mimics, intonation and the presence included, people do tent to take words they've read in different tone than it was intended. But those are usually misunderstandings that smooth out eventually. I don't think anyone was ever banned because of a few awkward sentences.
And that would be a violation of the fun rule.
Well, definitions of fun differ. Behaviour that some consider fun might be a big annoyance to others. In attempt to prohibit behaviour that in known to be annoyance to majority of the forum, there are some rules set.

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Thanks. That at least clears a few things up for me. I'm not trying to be a nag, honest. I just have no clear idea what the actual boundaries of good taste are considered to be around here (or anywhere for that matter). In all likelyhood, I won't be a problem, because it's usually pretty obvious what's considered tasteless and what's not. Y'know, from context.

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mcDuffies wrote:Where'd you get this blacklist idea?
Heh. Bill goes trolling neocon sites and wonders why he gets blacklisted. As far as I know, he's never been blacklisted from a board worth being a memeber of.
mcDuffies wrote:
And that would be a violation of the fun rule.
Well, definitions of fun differ. Behaviour that some consider fun might be a big annoyance to others. In attempt to prohibit behaviour that in known to be annoyance to majority of the forum, there are some rules set.
Nah, it's cool. Bill is good people. I can vouch for that. Just don't leave your girlfriend alone in a room with him. :P

Now stop being such an attention whore, Bill, and get back to work! *cracks whip*
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Post by Aster Azul »

*looks at post above*
Gawd, my ex-self was kindofa dick.

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Post by Rkolter »

Aster Azul wrote:*looks at post above*
Gawd, my ex-self was kindofa dick.
Aster,

You may end up changing your avatar later and making this post irrelevant, but I just wanted to say I laughed so hard I started coughing and Beth came in to see what was the matter. :P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

(edit: Yeah, he did. that bastard... I like that avatar!)
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