188 Lines about 99 Spacers

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:43 am

Nah, women will never want to get rid of me!
They'll need me as a court jester, the least!

Chaos Cricket · Post by **Chaos Cricket** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:20 pm

McDuffies has it! As long as we can entertain women and ply them with extravagant gifts, we'll never be completely done away with!

*realizes he's too poor to buy extravagant gifts*

Dammit.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:24 pm

I think soap-rubber would be the most coolest job. And I don't generally mean our Soap.

Chaos Cricket · Post by **Chaos Cricket** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:33 pm

mcDuffies wrote:I think soap-rubber would be the most coolest job. And I don't generally mean our Soap.

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um...

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,,,what? The Cricket is confused.

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:45 pm

I think he's talking about being the official lufa boy. If so, I'm down with that.

Chaos Cricket · Post by **Chaos Cricket** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:57 pm

Hmm...the idea has merit.

JexKerome · Post by **JexKerome** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:25 am

Man, one mentions the mere possibility of men becoming obsolete and you guys quickly scramble to accomodate and kiss up to the New World Order.

How sad and clich

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:27 am

Yeah. You do what you gotta do.

*applies more lotion.*

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:39 am

Odd1 wrote:That's really cool. Too bad I didn't find myself in it anywhere. Now I feel totally ancient. Raz wasn't to be found either.. Bah! :p

I remember Raz.

...man I feel old.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:00 pm

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Komiyan · Post by **Komiyan** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:48 pm

As long as there are jars that won't obey my will, I suppose men are necessary.

I'm working on it, though...[

Smight · Post by **Smight** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:39 pm

Ha HA!!! Vindication!!!!

All jars and bottles open at my command, for I am Man!

My iron grip makes women tremble and children to cry!

The beasts of the wild and ore of the earth break before the might of my hands!

I'll be standing on that hill over yonder casting my gaze about the land. You may gather at my feet in awe if you wish.

Humbug · Post by **Humbug** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:41 pm

Hmm, maybe this wrench can do. *pop* Aha. That did the trick.

Smight · Post by **Smight** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:47 pm

Damn

The cleverness of Man has become our own undoing.

*sees the statue if liberty buried in the sand*

You Blew it up!!! You maniacs!! You MANIACS!!!!!!!

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:42 pm

*stocks up on Lufa sponges and scented soaps*

Collapse · Post by **Collapse** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:02 pm

Smight wrote:Damn

The cleverness of Man has become our own undoing.

Ever heard a guy moaning "why did man invent the vibrator? we've made ourselves obsolete!"?

Fullcircle · Post by **Fullcircle** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:05 am

lol! Wow, that was fantastic! It makes one sad to be a lurker, but I'm SO pleased that I got almost every one of those jokes! /(^v^)\ Beautifully done.

~SR

EDIT: Erm... in reference to the They Might Be Giants parody, not so much the derailment

JexKerome · Post by **JexKerome** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:12 am

Mmmm. I dig the way this thread's been derailed...

Luprand · Post by **Luprand** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:16 am

Komiyan wrote:As long as there are jars that won't obey my will, I suppose men are necessary.

I'm working on it, though...[

If it's a metal screw-top, just run it under hot water for thirty seconds and it'll loosen up. Meanwhile, I'm working on my conversation, pleasant demeanor, and ballroom dance skills. If I must become obsolete, I'll at least be a pleasant antique.

--Sij

Smight · Post by **Smight** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:20 am

Luprand wrote:
Komiyan wrote: Meanwhile, I'm working on my conversation, pleasant demeanor, and ballroom dance skills. If I must become obsolete, I'll at least be a pleasant antique.

--Sij

That's the completely wrong attitude. You've got to go kicking and screaming into the night fueled by alcohol and rage with both middle fingers blazing.