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by Genesis_13 » Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:28 pm
OH MY GOD!! THE TOFU WAS ALIVE?!!
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by BOMC » Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:30 pm
It wasn't not alive....
-Grace (BOMC)
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by Carlin » Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:33 pm
*pokes the tofurkey*
The Tofurkey says: "Do that again, I dare you."
I am The Poster Formerly Known as Crossfire. Or PFKAC. ...has a certain ring to it, no?
Mooman
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by Mooman » Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:37 pm
If it's alive, that just makes things more fun.
*cocks his hunting rifle*
Tally ho!!
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by JexKerome » Sun Dec 12, 2004 2:24 pm
*Goes off to shoot tofurkeys in a barrel with an assault weapon*
Faith is what credulity becomes when it finally achieves escape velocity from the constraints of terrestrial discourse- reasonableness, internal coherence, civility, and candor. Thus, the men who commited the atrocities of September 11 were neither cowards nor lunatics of any sort, but Men of Faith- perfect faith- and this, it must finally be acknowleged, is a terrible thing to be.
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by Mr.Bob » Sun Dec 12, 2004 4:42 pm
*starts a petition to ban tofurkey hunting*
It's cruel and barbaric!
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by TheSuburbanLetdown » Sun Dec 12, 2004 4:53 pm
Mr.Bob wrote: *starts a petition to ban tofurkey hunting*
It's cruel and barbaric!
Speaking of tofu, here's something I read in the Chicago Tribune a few weeks ago.
Mooman
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by Mooman » Sun Dec 12, 2004 4:55 pm
Mr.Bob wrote: *starts a petition to ban tofurkey hunting*
It's cruel and barbaric!
it's part of our nation's tradition!!
And damned fun, too.
*cocks his hunting rifle again, ejecting the unused shell for no reason*
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Protectmyballs
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by Protectmyballs » Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:39 pm
Mooman wrote: Mr.Bob wrote: *starts a petition to ban tofurkey hunting*
It's cruel and barbaric!
it's part of our nation's tradition!!
And damned fun, too.
*cocks his hunting rifle again, ejecting the unused shell for no reason*
*cracks knuckles*
Guns are for wimps. I grab and bite while they're still kicking.
Mooman
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by Mooman » Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:44 pm
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*shoots protectmyballs*
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by TheLoserHero » Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:37 pm
Choo choo!
Chuga-chuga-chuga. Mighty fine day for a train ride! Oh my, what's that on the tracks?
DEAR GOD, IT'S A COW! BREAKS, NOW! NO TIME! OH MY GOD!
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Mooman
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by Mooman » Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:39 pm
PeppermintAfterlife wrote: Mr.Bob wrote: *starts a petition to ban tofurkey hunting*
It's cruel and barbaric!
Speaking of tofu, here's something I read in the Chicago Tribune a few weeks ago.
*big ass load of small text*
Erm...synopsis, please?
W h a t a rubbish signature.
Protectmyballs
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by Protectmyballs » Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:49 pm
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*shoots protectmyballs*
OW, dick, thats gonna leave a mark
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by TheSuburbanLetdown » Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:08 pm
Mooman wrote: PeppermintAfterlife wrote: Mr.Bob wrote: *starts a petition to ban tofurkey hunting*
It's cruel and barbaric!
Speaking of tofu, here's something I read in the Chicago Tribune a few weeks ago.
*big ass load of small text*
Erm...synopsis, please?
I personally don't think the text is that small, but oh well. I woulda linked to it but the Tribune requires you to sign in to actually look at it on the website for some reason.
Basically, German Scientists have discovered that vegetables feel pain and emit tiny sreams that we can't hear. He makes some funny comments, and a mere synopsis doesn't do the weird imagery justice.
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by Noise Monkey » Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:09 pm
Mooman wrote: Erm...synopsis, please?
Scientist recorded plants "screaming" in pain from being damaged. Vegans need to consider that plants have feelings, too.
And then eat meat to avenge the plants eaten by cows.
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by Mooman » Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:20 pm
O_o
Nice. I can't get 'Day of the Triffids' out my head.
Also, the text is small here cause my reolution's pretty high.
How I suffer for my many, many luxeries...
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by Noise Monkey » Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:25 pm
its good to be king, though.
Mooman
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by Mooman » Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:36 pm
Quiet down, peasant. When I want your opinion I will have you burned.
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I want your opinion. GUARDS!!!
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by Jim North » Sun Dec 12, 2004 11:00 pm
Mr.Bob wrote: *starts a petition to ban tofurkey hunting*
It's cruel and barbaric!
We'll just have to turn to the far more humane art of hunting Vokkels.
Existence is a series of catastrophes through which everything barely but continually survives.