I Blew It (Alan's Favorite Colors, Part 2)

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I Blew It (Alan's Favorite Colors, Part 2)

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candide wrote:You've shared your art with us.

Now, permit me to share my art with you.
Well, I blew it. I wrecked what I was making you.

May as well spill the beans on this one: My art is clay. As in Pottery.

I throw during the spring & fall, when it's not yet too hot in the garage for me to work (sweat dripping into my eyes does not help hand-eye coordination), yet not too cold and dry (pieces dry too quickly & crack). This fall, I made this really great mug. Good balance. Nice handle with a good feel. And I wrecked it. While decorating.

That was why I asked for your favorite colors, Allan. After I trimmed the foot on this mug, I decided it'd be great for you (what, with all of the caffeinated beverages grad students need to drink). And I wrecked it. Crumbled in my hands as I picked it up to swirl around some underglaze I'd just poured inside. This after I'd spent an hour carefully working on the outside decorations.

Well, there's a saying in pottery: don't get too attached to your pots.

And, I have to admit, it wasn't that I manhandled the piece. I goofed in two other ways: not decorating while suitably soft, and trying to do too much decorating with a dry piece. The moisture creates tension in the drying work, making it more frail.

There's another saying: pottery is a process, not an end-result.

BTW: This should also explain why I said you'd get something from me "eventually". It can take 2 days to 1 week before a thrown piece is firm enough to complete (attaching handles, trimming excess off of the foot, any decorations), and another week for it to dry enough to fire. There's also a second firing (you don't put glaze on an unfired piece). Each firing takes at least 2 days.

So, the shortest time, from lump of clay to finished, glazed piece, to create a ware is about 3 weeks.


On the bright side: You don't have to wait. Now I'll just have to send you something from my "stockpile." ;)

The problem with pottery is, as you throw, you accumulate. My shelves floweth over. :) When I make a mug or something that I like, I'll use it ... for a while. Until I tire of it. Then I give it away and make myself a new one. :) And boy, do I have a lot of pieces I don't use anymore.

Hmm... maybe the sake cups & sake bowls...
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-chuckle-

Yes, I'm ALL TOO FAMILIAR with having a hobby that creates detritus. I have at present enough scrips, scraps, and books of drawings to fill a medium-sized trunk. I can't carry all of them with me when I move, and back when my dad had an antagonistic relationship with my art, I felt compelled to -stealth pack- close to a third of the volume of my personal effects when moving.

"What's IN all these boxes?"
"Just school books! Honest!"

Boy am I relieved THAT phase is over. Remember, kids, it's not YOU that's "going through a phase". It's your parents. They're going through the "hey, wait, I just got used to running someone else's life and now you're telling me I CAN'T anymore?" phase.
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allan_ecker wrote:-chuckle-

Yes, I'm ALL TOO FAMILIAR with having a hobby that creates detritus. I have at present enough scrips, scraps, and books of drawings to fill a medium-sized trunk. I can't carry all of them with me when I move, and back when my dad had an antagonistic relationship with my art, I felt compelled to -stealth pack- close to a third of the volume of my personal effects when moving.

"What's IN all these boxes?"
"Just school books! Honest!"

Boy am I relieved THAT phase is over. Remember, kids, it's not YOU that's "going through a phase". It's your parents. They're going through the "hey, wait, I just got used to running someone else's life and now you're telling me I CAN'T anymore?" phase.
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