Come on down!

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 5:51 am

You're the next contestant on Jerk That Thing!

Ce6 · Post by **Ce6** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 6:13 am

Leave it to those crazy Japanese....

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 8:29 am

*packs a suit case*

God damn!

*gets ticket for Japan*

I love them Japaneses!

*drives to airport*

That's got to be the best game show EVER!

Bustertheclown · Post by **Bustertheclown** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 8:32 am

I didn't know until know, but Japan is my homeland, and the Japanese my people.

Captain Tylor · Post by **Captain Tylor** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:53 am

squidflakes wrote:*packs a suit case*

God damn!

*gets ticket for Japan*

I love them Japaneses!

*drives to airport*

That's got to be the best game show EVER!

Wait for me!

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 4:57 pm

... i'm sorry, but i need to see corroboration. if i can see three full episodes and i'll believe it's a game show, rather than a porn video catering to a game show fetish.

~_^

that or a transcript of the rules so i can leave copies in conspicuous places around the local community colleges.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:09 pm

Wait, there's a game show fetish?!

I KNEW I wasn't the only one that thought the Mountain Climber on price is right was erotic...

Er...

I mean... how odd.

Lancustran · Post by **Lancustran** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 1:00 am

If only North America stole it's gameshows from Japan instead of Europe

Lictor · Post by **Lictor** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:03 am

Is that the same show that has the topless relay race were passing the batton is the running girl sucks on the next girls nipples?

Peaches · Post by **Peaches** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 3:00 am

Is sex so special to the Japanese that they have to go on a game show to win it, like a new Honda?

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 5:43 am

Captain Tylor wrote:
squidflakes wrote:*packs a suit case*

God damn!

*gets ticket for Japan*

I love them Japaneses!

*drives to airport*

That's got to be the best game show EVER!
Wait for me!

and me!

Its sad how infrequently I shrug and say "only in america... " I blame the japanese, their wonderful craziness warms my heart.

TMR · Post by **TMR** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 11:03 am

I don't know how many of you watch HBO's Shock Video, but this comes as not much of a surprise to me.

I remember seeing three different sex game shows on it: Ejaculation Marathon, Iron Shag and a third one, which has a name I can't recall. All Japanese.

Ejaculation Marathon was a competition between guys to see who could squirt the most. Aiding them was a harem of lovely girls (including a chubby one... Mmm, chubby Japanese girl), servicing the guys orally and then spitting the loads into condoms to be weighed.

Iron Shag was, well, like Iron Chef. A couple fucked while a panel judged it.

The other one was like a sexual obstacle course for girls. I don't remember much of it, but a blowjob was one of the obstacles.

All in all, it beats the hell out of Plinko.

Jay042 · Post by **Jay042** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 12:04 pm

You know, America probably brought this about. Nuking a culture into submission obviously makes them see the futility of war. Once they quit sublimating violence for sex you start getting stuff like this.

Peaches · Post by **Peaches** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 8:48 pm

Sex instead of violence? What's wrong with that?

And I second the Mmm, chubby Japanese girl.

Jay042 · Post by **Jay042** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 11:04 pm

None at all really. In fact, solving the world's problems through trail by pornographic sport sounds like the ideal solution to most of the world's problems.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 12:10 am

Mmmmm...chubby Japanese girl...Is it just my perception, or do chubby asian women have the best booties ever? Heck, Asian women in general seem to have great heinies.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 2:27 am

jay042 wrote:None at all really. In fact, solving the world's problems through trail by pornographic sport sounds like the ideal solution to most of the world's problems.

Wow... that sounds like a much better plot than Battle Athletets.

Any idea how we could get it made?