And now the end is near, so I face the final curtain.

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 6:45 pm

ya got cum on your face,
you big disgrace,
leaving used panties all over the place.

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 6:48 pm

F'ga... just forked a maaaan,
Put a tendril down his pants,
Shoved it in for sexual dance...

(suggestion much appreciated! =D)

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 6:55 pm

(prolly woulda fit the rythm better with 'tendril')

i want to ride my sy-bi-an,
i want to ride faux cock!
i want to think they're tentacles,
i want to put them where i liiiiike!

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:00 pm

ooooh your my best pet, that I ever yiffed.
Been yiff'n you such a long time...

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:43 pm

I see a little silluetto of a cock
Tentacles Tentacles
Will they squirm and fill all holes?

Spewing cum and writhing,
very very frightning me!

Ghastly Comic!
Ghastly Comic!
Ghastly Comic!
Ghastly Comic please don't go!

OH OH OH!

I just a poor girl, full of virginity
She's just a poor girl loosing her panties
Covered in jizz from a monstrosity

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:46 pm

I want to yiff free.
i want to yiff freeeeeeeeeeee
i want to yiff free of your lies,
you're so self-satisfied, ohhhh jeeeesus.
i want to yiff free.

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:10 pm

Caaaaaaaaaaan anybodyyyyyy opeeeeeen... this jaaaarr oooof luuuuube.
oooh oooh ooh
Can barely get any sex
Take a look at my body and see
Lord why am I'm a chbi?
I have spent all my years trying to score
Bit I just attract pedophiles
Lord!
Somebody, (Somebody!) somebody
Can anybody open this jar of lube?

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:04 pm

(i can't think of anymore Queen, so i'm going to try something different.. and pray i'm not trying too hard to keep some of the cadence of the song itself and thus killing my shot at making the Ghastly reference obvious enough.)

Hello sex doll, my old friend....
i've come to fuck with you again....
because arousal iiiis creeping....
left it's seeds while i waaas sleeping....

and the hunger.... that was planted, in my brain....
still inflames....

within the sound....of fapping...

in my wet dreams i walk alone...
down the path of fleshly bone...
with a little of a sexy flair,
i turn my collar from the colder air,

when my eyes were spared, by the flash of a brothel light...
split the night....

and touched the sound.... of fapping....

and in that naked light i saw.....
ten thousand people maybe more....
people looking without seeing,
people fucking without, thinking.

people mmphing looooud, without the slightest care....

to stir the sound..... of fapping...

fools that i~~ do not know....
fapping like a cencer blows....

hear my words that i~~ might teach you....
take my arms that i~~ might, reach you....

but my words... cant save you, from yourselves,
burning hells...

echo... the world... of fapping....

and the people buck and grind....
for the bliss they'll never find....

and i cried o~~out my warning,
in the words that i was forming....

and i said "the words of the prophets are written on your brothel walls....
overcrowded halls..."

whisper... the sound.......... of fapping......

Irish Witch · Post by **Irish Witch** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:54 pm

I repeat.....

Freddy mercurie would be turning in his grave (and possible fondling his own tits) to hear some of these lyrics....

er! Freddy was a Freddy wasn't he??
or is that just my crooked imagination?

Usagi-kun · Post by **Usagi-kun** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 1:06 am

probobly doing both and yes freddie was most definately a freddy

Irish Witch · Post by **Irish Witch** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:34 am

Sure, he never looked one. I know he was definitely a little (insert funny noise) but he never looked Freddy

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:00 am

As far as I know, Monsiuer Mercury was indeed about as straight as a roundabout, but still perfectly male.

(Terrible thoughts)

Oh the agony, and the ecstasy!

H-Kat · Post by **H-Kat** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:40 am

Golly, uncle Ghastly, you leave alone little old me with the rest of these strangers, would'ja?

-Kitty

Fire Storm · Post by **Fire Storm** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:07 pm

*laughs TRULY out loud*

OMFG... THAT has to be some of the funniest filk I have EVER heard!

I always hear sexual lyrics when I hear real songs:

"People of the world, join hips.
Start a man train, man train!"

...

Damn. Now I have a hankering to see the full "Everyone loves a dildo!" movie!