I have a special stalker girlfriend.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 6:30 am

RantinAn wrote:oh dear god.

Squiddy i might be forced to kill you now.

Yay! .. Oh.. wait.. you're not refering to the good little death are you?

H-Kat · Post by **H-Kat** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:08 pm

Before I condone another male fucking with a female mind, I have to ask - Morlock, how old are you?

-Kitty

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:14 pm

17. And I'm not fucking with her mind. She's already over me and onto another guy.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:18 pm

ahhh young love

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:22 pm

Consider yourself lucky

, maybe you'll meet a non-insane girl one of these days...

LiSrt · Post by **LiSrt** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 2:07 pm

kingofthemorlocks wrote:And her personal hygiene was kind of...lacking...as in, she's got more hair in her armpits than I do.

That's not necessarily unhygenic (if she doesn't wash too often / doesn't use anti-persp. that's another matter), after all, our gender isn't considered dirty if we don't shave there...

Like Squiddy I'm biased.

unlike Squiddy it's the other way though, I see nothing wrong with more than the usual amount of hair (as long as it's feminine - legs/armpits are ok but I draw the line at beards

)

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:26 pm

If a woman doesn't shave her legs I'm cool with that, as long as it's not extra-thick. A thick bush can be just as appealing as a perfectly hairless pussy, but for some reason women with hairy armpits repel me.

I would have been maddeningly celibate in Victorian England.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:01 pm

I dunno what it is, but I can't stand body hair on women... not that it's a deal breaker, it's just not something I like. I've never demanded a woman I'm with shave, so I guess I can stand it, I just really really don't like it.

R_Karandosh · Post by **R_Karandosh** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:19 pm

LiSrt wrote:I draw the line at beards :o )

I don't know, the lady I met with a beard was still pretty cute. Of course it could just be I'm used to hairy women. I'm a pretty hirsute guy, but my Dad has almost no body hair ... thanks Mom!
No, really, I have about as much hair under my armpit as over my armpit.
I have a recieding hair-line ... on my back.
I'm getting that distiguished touch of grey ... at the wrists.
Anybody getting grossed out? I know I am!

Lyn Falstaff · Post by **Lyn Falstaff** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 5:23 am

*Runs away screaming*

Guys with hair are ok, but I draw the line at Wolfmen, girls should be mostly smooth

-$0.02

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:29 am

I kinda like my boys a little fuzzy, they have more textures, like here the hair is thick, here it is soft, here it is smooth....

Me on the other hand, when I get bored I try to find something new to wax...so yea not too much body hair unless I'm horribly busy.

Irish Witch · Post by **Irish Witch** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:31 am

Must have pubic hair. For guys I think this is a must. Back hair is sometimes a turn-on depending on the man. Often not though. And I like moustaches. They tickle.

Lyn Falstaff · Post by **Lyn Falstaff** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 8:58 am

Irish Witch wrote:Must have pubic hair. For guys I think this is a must.

yup

Irish Witch wrote:Back hair is sometimes a turn-on depending on the man. Often not though. And I like moustaches. They tickle.

nope, no back hair, well maybe a little downy hair, not that thick stuff, and tickling makes me nuts

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 11:27 am

*says it again for probably the 20th time*

Shave off everything below the nose. Hell, I don't even like having sideburns... yet the hiar on the top of my hair makes me resemble Kiki without bangs. In particular, that fab Maid cosplay Ghastly drew her in.

I recall how I try to keep equality between genders by saying to myself I would not have my partner do anything I wouldn't. I was getting annoyed with my first serious girlfriend's insistence of spending insane amounts of time in the shower to look good for me. I thought she looked fine on her off days because she looked more comfortable. I told her to stop shaving. I regretted this when one day she leaned back with her arms behind her head and I saw that her underarm hair grows at rates that are unhumanly quick.

I prefer my shemales to be bare of all hair.

My fiance luckily has her own practice that she's comfy with and is relatively unhairy most of the time.

Lyn Falstaff · Post by **Lyn Falstaff** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 3:23 pm

I am unhairy most of the time

but Shemale!! YUK!!

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 4:00 pm

I dunno; a shemale with her head shaved would be a bit of a turn-off for me. I like hair for me to run my fingers through.

My body hair is fairly sparse. I keep my face fairly smooth, though if a girl asked me to grow a mustache or a beard, I'd do it.

Lyn Falstaff · Post by **Lyn Falstaff** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 4:11 pm

I meant the term, but whatever....I have a LOT of hair, all on my head

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 4:27 pm

For all my bias in hair, I remain a wookie. Just like my father and his father, we look like we just fell out of the trees.
I've never had a girl ask me to shave for her, but I would. It's only fair, because I will certianly make the request provided she's not already smooth.

Steel Roses · Post by **Steel Roses** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 12:22 am

The problem with wookie-like people even bothering to shave is the unpleasent iron-wool texture that come within an hour of a smooth shave, a texture that is better used to remove paint from a given surface than to apply to unshielded skin, unless your skin has paint that needs removed, of course. Along with, or at least from what I've heard, shaven wookies itch severely. If your a wookie who wishes to be hairless, perhaps the only course of action that could be taken is to wax, if you dare. And on the topic of baldness [head baldness], voluntary anyway, it is interesting [in my view] if only becuase its unique. You don't see very many people of ether gender, but especially women, who remove the hair atop thier head by choice.

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:56 am

Wax baby