Evil Chibi Sue

LiSrt · Post by **LiSrt** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 1:30 pm

awwww cute!

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 1:33 pm

Wow.. nothing so cute as big eyed anime girls loading armor pericing ammo into their Tiger

Toawa · Post by **Toawa** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 1:54 pm

First Osaka as Nevada, now Osaka as a nazi...

I'm sure my liking this is saying something, but I'm not sure what.

Tha_Pig · Post by **Tha_Pig** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 5:51 pm

Ghastly wrote:Am I close?

Pretty close!

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 7:57 pm

I KNEW Shirley Temple was working for the Nazis

Resolve · Post by **Resolve** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:29 am

Nah she's shirley temple, from the alternate star trek universe. She just shaves her goatee to confuse you.

R_Karandosh · Post by **R_Karandosh** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 1:12 am

That poster is almost as disturbing as some of Shirley Temple's actual movies; in one of her early 'Baby Burlesks' shorts she plays a high priced call girl sent to seduce a backwater politician. She's four years old in this film (all the actors are children in this). My seven year old niece finds it hilarious seeing the little tyke doing her strutting vamp walk, but my sister and I just shudder.

As for Hitler as an artist, the story goes that he was rejected at a prestigious Viennese art academy, but Grim Natwick, who later created Betty Boop, was accepted there. Grim would later muse on how history would have been different if he had been rejected and Hitler had gotten in.

Is that how the karma thing works? Sure, we got WWII, and that whole holocaust thing, but what the hey, we got Betty Boop out of the deal! If that's karma, I'll take vanilla.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:02 am

Resolve wrote:Nah she's shirley temple, from the alternate star trek universe. She just shaves her goatee to confuse you.

She looks a little too young to shave....

And on His Holiness's post,

I don't know if the Nazis would have been as fearsome with short dresses, bows in their hair, and a genetic program to breed large headed, small hipped "UberBoobs"

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:04 am

Ah yes. Crispin Hellion Glover, or as I like to call him "the less famous Andy Koffman".

Still, there was an image I didn't need to see.

I'm suddenly reminded of the story Shirley Temple told of the only time anyone tried to sexually molest her as a child. One of the studio executives arranged for her to spend an afternoon alone with him in his office. So they hung out for awhile and then the asks her if she wants to play and whips out his penis.

She'd never seen a penis before or had even imagined such things existed and instantly burst out in hysterical laughter at how funny the thing looked. I guess when you think about it, if you'd never seen a penis before they would be a pretty funny thing... hell having seen plenty of penises in my life time they're still a pretty funny looking thing.

Needless to say as often happens when a man's penis gets laughed at his suddenly deflated (causing even more laughter) and he then asked her to leave, thus she escaped unmolested.

It wasn't until many years later she realized just how lucky she had been that day.

For some reason the image of Shirely Temple pointing at a guy's penis and laughing her ass off causes me to get a case of the giggles myself.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:08 am

So in this case it seems that being a cock tease kept her from getting molested.

---------
Shirley Temple
Laughs AT the cock, not WITH the cock.

Cow_2001 · Post by **Cow_2001** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 3:33 pm

Finaly I can use my Israeli knowledge of H-ness:

In the 50s - 70s, I'm really not sure about the period, pornographic books were published with ultra H story.
"The poor Jewish girl and the SS officer" were probably the titles of the books.

Get it? An Israeli, right after the holocaust, had written a series of books about Jewish slaves and Aryan masters.

Weird, ghastly and hentai.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 3:54 pm

Wow, you'd think Israeli books of that time perdiod would be more like "The Jewish Girl and the Poor Nazi SS Officer"

Cow_2001 · Post by **Cow_2001** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:00 pm

cjburgandy wrote:Hitler was also a bitter artist. I think his hatred of most artists came from Jealousy. Before he got into politics, he studied art and was a talented landscape artist, but landscape art was not very popular at the time. Cubism and surealism and impressionist art was far more popular and Hitler didn't think it took any talent to do any of those styles.

He actually had any artwork that wasn't a classic style confiscated and put on display and allowed anyone who viewed them to deface them if they so wanted to.

A circle, a dot and a line on a blank white paper - this isn't art, it's more like shit in a can.

lets face it, shit in a can sells, it has been proven...

Cow_2001 · Post by **Cow_2001** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:09 pm

Toawa wrote:First Osaka as Nevada, now Osaka as a nazi...

I'm sure my liking this is saying something, but I'm not sure what.

What is Osaka? Where's Osaka as Nevada-tan?

Toawa · Post by **Toawa** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:30 pm

http://www.shrinemaiden.com/SaseboSlash ... a_0082.jpg

Spoilers Ahead...

Osaka, AKA Ayumu Kasuga, is one of the main characters in Azumanga Daioh. She transfered to the school from Osaka, and was quickly nicknamed Osaka by Tomo.

She's a sweet, innocent girl, sometimes a little slow on the uptake; she's often seen with a blank look on her face. She doesn't like spicy food, and gets very excited by evenly splitting chopsticks.

She's the kind of person who would jump off a building to see if she could fly, withough ever considering or even imagining the consequences of what would happen if she couldn't.

Never, under any circumstances, allow her near sharp objects. (She killed Chiyo-chan in one episode... Granted, she was dreaming at the time; and technically, "killed" isn't the proper word...)

H-Kat · Post by **H-Kat** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:32 pm

Cute, 'an evil. I like it much.

-Kitty

Caduceus · Post by **Caduceus** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 8:21 pm

In a related note, though I wouldn't call Castro evil, Fidel Castro did want to be a pro baseball player as a young man. When he found he was not good enough to play in the major leagues in the US he turned to politics. How things might have been different if his pitch were just a little better, no?

Ghastly wrote: You know there seems to be a parrallel between evil dictators and frustrated artists. Idi Amin wanted to be a musician. Saddam Hussain wanted to be a writer. Adolf Hitler wanted to be a painter. They were all failures in their artistic carreers. Let's face it, if Hitler had been accepted to that damned art school world history would have played out very differently. So I think the moral of the story is very clear.

Tha_Pig · Post by **Tha_Pig** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:32 am

Stephen Henderson-Grady wrote:In a related note, though I wouldn't call Castro evil, Fidel Castro did want to be a pro baseball player as a young man. When he found he was not good enough to play in the major leagues in the US he turned to politics. How things might have been different if his pitch were just a little better, no?

http://www.snopes.com/sports/baseball/castro.asp

Cow_2001 · Post by **Cow_2001** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:17 pm

Toawa wrote:http://www.shrinemaiden.com/SaseboSlash ... a_0082.jpg

404...

Toawa · Post by **Toawa** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:25 pm

::shrugs::

It still works fine for me...