That's new. Usually when I ruin sex for someone they consider becoming lesbian, not get freaked out by it.cuteswan wrote:Mentioning Martha Stweart and lesbianism in the same post comes dangerously close to ruining sex for me.
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It's almost enough to scare me off women... if it weren't for the fact that they taste, smell and feel so good.cuteswan wrote:Mentioning Martha Stweart and lesbianism in the same post comes dangerously close to ruining sex for me.
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Son, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they taste good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!cjburgandy wrote:It's almost enough to scare me off women... if it weren't for the fact that they taste, smell and feel so good.cuteswan wrote:Mentioning Martha Stweart and lesbianism in the same post comes dangerously close to ruining sex for me.
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Who in the Hell is Martha Stewart?!?
"OH, I'VE SEEN THE INFINITE, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL."
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
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American Icon for the Rich Snoby Housewife who can do anything with that pesky $500 king crab you just happen to have laying around the house.Infinity-Iz-Blue wrote:Who in the Hell is Martha Stewart?!?
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Oh God, I hate her already...
"OH, I'VE SEEN THE INFINITE, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL."
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'
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No more details, please!!
"OH, I'VE SEEN THE INFINITE, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL."
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'
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Get Nort to do it, I'm sure he'd be more than happy to oblige... 
"OH, I'VE SEEN THE INFINITE, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL."
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'
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The only weird heighly erotic dream I'd had was actually very detailed:
A mad scientist somewhere around sweden advertised jobs for a bunch of women who apreciated tentacle-form hentai. The succsessful applicants when to his 'facility' expecting to be involved in porn-style jobs but discovered that the scientist had found a way to genetically alter the humble octapus so that it had penile tentacles. The creatures could mate with any mammal larger that a goat, and by being penetrated by both a male and a female 'eldersquid' it would be possible to be impregnated and give birth to a set of squidlings. Incubation time for squidling was discovered through trial and error to be roughly four months in a human host, and the seman contained chemicals that were addictive when swollowed. Of course, the Eldersquid have no idea about human physiology so they operated by filling any available hole of any large enough warm mammal. And when the Elder-squid were gently transported to release points around the world via the wombs of the test subjects it was discovered thay qould sometimes attack men as well.....
Naturally the Japanese loved these monster and immediately placed a handful into a zoo, claiming them as endangered species lefdt over from the ancient past, and created times when Japanese women could pay to spend time with the Eldersquid. It was a really cool dream, and actually much more detailed then I just described!
A mad scientist somewhere around sweden advertised jobs for a bunch of women who apreciated tentacle-form hentai. The succsessful applicants when to his 'facility' expecting to be involved in porn-style jobs but discovered that the scientist had found a way to genetically alter the humble octapus so that it had penile tentacles. The creatures could mate with any mammal larger that a goat, and by being penetrated by both a male and a female 'eldersquid' it would be possible to be impregnated and give birth to a set of squidlings. Incubation time for squidling was discovered through trial and error to be roughly four months in a human host, and the seman contained chemicals that were addictive when swollowed. Of course, the Eldersquid have no idea about human physiology so they operated by filling any available hole of any large enough warm mammal. And when the Elder-squid were gently transported to release points around the world via the wombs of the test subjects it was discovered thay qould sometimes attack men as well.....
Naturally the Japanese loved these monster and immediately placed a handful into a zoo, claiming them as endangered species lefdt over from the ancient past, and created times when Japanese women could pay to spend time with the Eldersquid. It was a really cool dream, and actually much more detailed then I just described!
Someone stole your idea in Germany!!!!!
Minus the lesbian sex part. Looks like they hade a hotel out of an old women prison, and now people can pay to be in a cell and eat bad food...
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... ny_jail_dc
Minus the lesbian sex part. Looks like they hade a hotel out of an old women prison, and now people can pay to be in a cell and eat bad food...
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... ny_jail_dc
