Truth is Stranger Than Fiction

Lareth · Post by **Lareth** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 9:56 pm

Actually overheard in a chinese restaurant today:

Girl: "Well, I checked but they were all out of tentacles."

Friend: "So you're into that stuff?"

Girl's Boyfriend: "Are you kidding? That's why she comes to this place!"

Girl: "I am a tentacle-lovin' fiend!"

Friend: "Just can't get enough tentacle, eh?"

Girl: "Hey, don't knock it. Once you've had the tentacle you'll never go
back."

Friend: "I don't know..."

Girl: "Trust me. Tentacles are a girl's best friend."

I don't know if I can ever eat there again.

-Lareth

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:21 am

I'm VERY disappointed in you Lareth. You didn't get her name, number, e-mail address or anything did you? How are we supposed to induct fresh tentacle bait into the fold if you don't follow up leads like this?

One more incident, and you're going to be reporting to Honor for "reeducation" mister!

Toawa · Post by **Toawa** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:30 am

I don't know if Honor does the re-educations. I would have thought that more Straps' area of expertise. OTOH, this might not be a serious enough offense for that.

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 8:37 am

Up with th' tentacles! It's what we all originally started reading for. (or was it the women who love them?)

Lareth · Post by **Lareth** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 1:22 pm

squidflakes wrote:I'm VERY disappointed in you Lareth. You didn't get her name, number, e-mail address or anything did you? How are we supposed to induct fresh tentacle bait into the fold if you don't follow up leads like this?

One more incident, and you're going to be reporting to Honor for "reeducation" mister!

Hey, give me a little credit. I'm selfish, not stupid.

-Lareth

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 4:45 pm

urrm.... male. i guess we'll have to fight and hte looser has to disipline im.

Slander · Post by **Slander** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 5:42 pm

Eheh. That's a great eavesdrop, man.

Toawa · Post by **Toawa** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 6:46 pm

Huh... Looks like I gleaned some incorrect information.

Ah well, we all make mistakes.

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:46 pm

Straps, I'll take care of it, if you tie me into the corset.

(gotta be in costume!)

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 8:23 am

Consider me officially freaked out by this conversation.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:04 am

Misca, can I polish those six-inch stiletto heeled thigh-high black leather boots for you? (Please don't hit me!)

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:02 am

Misca, can I polish the corset for you? (please hit me)

Steel Roses · Post by **Steel Roses** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:27 am

You know, if you don't want to be burdened with his re-education, you can always take a hint from modern corporate structures and outsource him. Its fast, easy, and cost effective!

Can think of a few people who'd be more eager to help with his 're-education' than straps or honor.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:26 pm

misca volunteered, he's her bitch now.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:26 pm

What do I have to do to be bitchified by a leather-clad sapphist with a riding crop?

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:53 pm

Polish away!

It should amuse me

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:16 pm

*Produces a tin of shoe polish and a cloth*
Just leave me some scraps, eh?