Just had to post this

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 6:39 am

I hang around tribades because they're much more fun to be around then some sappy airhead tart cheerleader. I can hold an engaging conversation with them without it dissolving into sex gossip or "so what kind of music do you like? Why don't you like what I like? You hate me!" that I get fairly often with straight girls. So, if having worthwhile friendships with sex-crazed, dirty-talking butch sapphists means I don't get laid, then I don't get laid. *shrugs* I'd rather be surrounded by good friends.

*sneaks a peak at all the bottom-less lesbians* Hey Honor, when was the last time someone told you what cute legs you've got?

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 6:53 am

*Dumbstruck*

*Thinks for a second*
Yeah.

*Thinks for a few seconds longer*
...He's right ya know, Honor...

*Feels like a total mong*

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:07 am

Don't let it get you down mates, there are plenty of straight, or nearly straight girls who are in to all the things you're in to, can hold intelligent conversations, AND don't prattle on like twits.

Plus they often yell the craziest shit during sex.. it could just be me, but an ex of mine once yelled "Oh! oh! OH PAC-MAN!" in bed, and I felt like a complete god.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:52 am

I want a girl who'll scream "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Ftaghn!" in bed with me. Would that make either of us perverts?

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 8:00 am

ok, so it's not just me that yells random things during sex..... Though I have not yelld out Pac-man.... I'll have to try to remember to.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 8:19 am

kingofthemorlocks wrote:I want a girl who'll scream "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Ftaghn!" in bed with me. Would that make either of us perverts?

Of course not! I don't know why more women don't yell out Cthulhu references.

Course, I'm still waiting for some tentacle based moaning..

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 10:15 am

I cannot help but believe that Cthulhu and Yog-Sathoth (impregnating Lavinia Whateley) are the original inspirations behind tentacle-rape hentai.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 10:18 am

tentacle rape is FAR older than lovecraft.

Look for a painting called "The Fisherman's Wife"

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 10:45 am

Once when there was a HOT guy joking around that he was a deamon, I asked if he was Cthulhu and if so wanted to attack me at any given time.

He didn't get it, so I was sad.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 11:35 am

I've seen that picture...I think with Lovecraft the supernatural became involved. The picture just had a pair of octopi, one eating her out, the other clinging to the side of her face.

Misca, here, you pretend you're Kassogtha (from Joseph Pulver's graphically horrific novel, Nightmare's Disciple) and I'll be Cthulhu and we'll make the beast-with-an-unidentifiable-number-of-backs until your orgasmic howls shatter mountains and tear the universe apart...

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 12:10 pm

*arches an eyebrow at KingMorlock and Infiniti...*

You just like all the muscles...

cjburgandy wrote:...Though I have not yelld out Pac-man.... I'll have to try to remember to.

*waca-waca-waca-waca-waca...*

Hey...!! I get to eat the pink... uh... ghost.

H-Kat · Post by **H-Kat** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 12:38 pm

I just had to post this.

http://www.hatethebizz.com/hotmetal/hotmetal.htm

-Kitty

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 12:38 pm

I like girls with lean, rangy muscles. That's half the reason I hang out with dykes.

H-Kat · Post by **H-Kat** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 12:44 pm

/me sighs...

And what about the non-'dyke' lesbians?

-Kitty

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 12:45 pm

kingofthemorlocks wrote:I like girls with lean, rangy muscles.

Yea, but they are all tough and stringy, and you have to soak them in milk for DAYS to get the gamey taste out.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 1:18 pm

Lesbians who are all soft and cuddly are nice too, but the ones I've known IRL act weird around me. Like they expect me to flirt with them. and H-Kat? That was probably the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. What kind of person gets off to a robot?

Squid - I think the milk bath is half the fun

LiSrt · Post by **LiSrt** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 1:18 pm

H-Kat wrote:I just had to post this.

http://www.hatethebizz.com/hotmetal/hotmetal.htm

-Kitty

W....
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp .....T.....
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp ........F........
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp ........?!?

cyborgs I can understand (7of9, http://otakuworld.com/index.html?/kiss/ ... yannie.htm etc. etc.) and I wouldn't mind *being* a cyborg, even in an asexual way (a la the bad guy in robocop 2), but this?, honestly what would actually happen, does it involve female cogs and serrated male shafts? bloody-great-big solenoids moving in 2 varyingly opposed magnetic fields?, are nerve endings replaced by strain gauges?, some sort of flexible plastic involved -- or is it perfectly crystalline, totally elastically deformable, metal?

-----this whole thing does somewhat remind me of http://www.fuckingmachines.com (that site has limited "tech-specs" for the machines as well! -- no hidden graphs + red acetate though...)

&nbsp?

guess I just don't get mixing sex with hard bare metal

I will never be able to use a P38 without thinking of this (I just *know* to what purpose this artist wouid employ the trigger...)

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 1:21 pm

H-Kat wrote:/me sighs...

And what about the non-'dyke' lesbians?

-Kitty

They're nice to cuddle with!

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 4:59 pm

I like stringy dykes, but I looove soft, cuddly, zaftig girls.

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 8:30 am

Ya know, I've not actually met many lesbians "in the flesh", so you've kinda lost me...