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Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:17 pm

being Japanese automatically adds a 20% "Hai Hai!" factor, as Japanese girls are trained to take octopodes up their asses from an early age

LostNgone · Post by **LostNgone** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 1:10 pm

What are you people all porn newibes!!!

I am ashamed that no one has mentioned the primary porn distribution network on the internet! Its free and you can download hundreds of megs a day of porn/MP3's/movies/etc and no I'm not talking about any P2P or IRC type of service. This system of transfer has been around longer then any P2P or IRC service. I am afraid that if the RIAA or MPAA was to find out about this network we could all be screwed!

I'm sorry I can't tell you people more. If someone else that uses this network found out that I was even telling people about this I could have my legs broken!

Hell, I was using this method on the internet before the web brower was even invented(no joke). I Would be in my room on the internet with a 2400 baud modem and it would take a good 5 to 15 minutes to download one small picture! Holy crap I'm old.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 1:13 pm

That's why we haven't mentioned it.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 6:33 pm

Remember when Usenet was good for porn? Those were the days.

Thanks a lot, fucking spammers.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 7:54 pm

It's still good, you just gotta know where to look.

Hey, if you're a fan of Okxana Byeul *I can't spell her name*, there is an alt.binaries.fan group that you'd like.

LostNgone · Post by **LostNgone** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:14 am

Ghastly wrote:Remember when Usenet was good for porn? Those were the days.

Thanks a lot, fucking spammers.

I don't mind the spammers as much as the gay porn cross posts.

Your sorting your daily downloads and you have a good set going, breast shot, breast shot, pussy shot, breast shot, action shot, pussy shot and then BAM! Tubgirl or Goatse and that ruins the whole night.

Pidgeot · Post by **Pidgeot** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:49 am

Speaking of newsgroups, I just happened to look through what my ISP has to offer.

What surprises me a bit is that they actually carry so many strange/junk groups:

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alt.name.newsgroups.like.yoda.i.do.you-find-it.repulsive
alt.when-the-moon.hits-your-eye.like-a-big.pizza-pie.its.the.beet-man
alt.bainaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape (note the misspelling of "binaries")
alt.fan.theapostle.aka-leslie-paulin.698-bruham-ave.pembroke-ontario.k8a-5a4.613-635-7958.hows-that

Just to mention a few.

And for some reason, I think this one may have been somewhat inspired by Drunk and Bitter Jesus:

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alt.buttholes-for-jesus.fap.fap.fap.splikt

Paul Soth · Post by **Paul Soth** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:06 am

There's always been people who make junk newsgroups. It used to be that you had to get approval on the admin groups, but that never stopped anyone. Speaking as a former netcop, I can tell you about a lot of the idiots that ran around. Go look up Jeff Hunt and alt.mcdonalds.crew, for instance.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:59 am

I miss my old hangout spot

alt.binaries.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus

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