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Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 8:38 am

That's one less name on the list.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 9:25 am

Can I at least peel grapes for you and fan you with a giant palm leaf?

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 1:20 pm

Don't peel the grapes! The skin is, as with everything, the best part! (example: Chicken)

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:47 am

By the way...how many octipodes can be fitted into an ass?

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:49 am

The question is vague.

Please provide the following information:

Species of octopode
Retentiveness of ass
Willingness of subject
Is the subject a Japanese woman?

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 7:59 am

Ooh, Oooh! Me! Right, those silly bioluminescent deep sea ones, rather stretchy, not particularly willing and yes!

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:26 am

Based on the information provided, the Octo-Mizer
has determined that Infinity-Iz-Blue can handle:

2 octopodes in his anus.

Thank you for using the Octo-Mizer The Internet's Number One Anal Octopus Capacity Calculator.

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:29 am

Not me PERSONALLY, squiddy...

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:30 am

You're dealing with a calculator here, if you want to see someone elses octopus capacity, then you need to state that.

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:33 am

I'll bear that in mind next time I want to find out how many Octopodes I can safely stuff up up someone's backside.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:02 am

Octopus vulgaris
Extreme
extremely willing
No

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:01 am

Based on the information provided, the Octo-Mizer

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:58 pm

It tickles...

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:26 pm

Just out of curiosity...

Octopus vulgaris
Goatse-retentiveness
very willing
Yes

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:19 pm

This should be good...

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:08 am

Sorry guys, the Octomizer was down for a bit. I had to do some tweaking on the math. It wasn't taking into accound the volume of the octopus, only the flat dimentions. Anyway, here is the answer to KOTMs query.

Based on the information provided, the Octo-Mizer

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:24 am

31? THIRTY-ONE?!? Hot diggity-damn!

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:26 am

I can't believe I'm going to do this...

Octopus vulgaris
Tight
not very
no

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:31 am

Based on the information provided, the Octo-Mizer

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:09 pm

So how, exactly, does whether a subject is an Asian woman or not affect the results? Do Korean women have the same Octo-Mizer rating as Japanese women?

EDIT: This has been my 69th post. Hehe, 69.