Hey, kids, look what I found!

Spaptastic · Post by **Spaptastic** » Sat Jun 26, 2004 9:32 pm

See, what's strange is that after reading the thread I'm more tempted to click the link. Why is morbid curiosity such a strong drive when it's so counterproductive? I mean, I just know I'm not going to like what I see, but some part of me wants to take a peek anyway. Wierd.

Tha_Pig · Post by **Tha_Pig** » Sat Jun 26, 2004 10:01 pm

The drawings are not bad... Except for the excess of body hair and the excrement.

I didn't read all the story...

CottonStar · Post by **CottonStar** » Sat Jun 26, 2004 10:07 pm

I read very little of it. I was too grossed out by everything else.

AkaneJones · Post by **AkaneJones** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:45 am

Geeze, I wouldn't want someone to dig out my random transgender/bodymod drawings and trying to peice all them together in to one story like that. That'd be like an insult...

No accualy minus the body hair and facial/hair design she accualy reminds me of a joke pic I drew. Girl with giant penis equals comical gold mine, especial when it's to big to uses for anything realistic...
Come one I had to draw atleast one of those...

Oh, forget it...

Utimately that story is crap, and I read it all. The art isn't bad but yes the body hair is descustion; the giant breasts, penis, and testies are comical; and story conscepts are friggen messed up. As for the shit bit well that depeneds on your consept of that, personal I think it draws far better than it'd ever be in real life, and it lack the instant turn off of the smell/taste/whatever... that writing makes 100x it worse than the art ever was, I mean it's anti-erotica.
And Honor that Slayer Doujin wasn't all that bad it was well drawn atleased even if the story boild down to Naga eats Lina's crap, Naga forces Lina to eat her's, Lina pukes the end.

Steel Roses · Post by **Steel Roses** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 2:15 am

So i take it nobody was overly thrilled with that link [feel free to object to that]

ether way, if what Toawa said is indeed true, it brings up a rather disturbing point. This was apperently created by people who went into thier dead friends home, dug through his desk and found these awful awful drawings. They made a story to commemorate him?

so how will YOU be remembered if your friends did this to you? [since this needs a dire and urgent subject change so that i can put mental images behind me]

MNsane · Post by **MNsane** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 6:04 am

CottonStar wrote:

Anybody got a pistol I can borrow?

Here, use my CZ-52, it's already got one up the pipe

Toawa · Post by **Toawa** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 6:23 am

The whole story, which I read, is here:

http://www.sweetkiss.net/~jargon/yuaoki/preface.html

Note that there are two pictures on the page. One is just a face, the other is a drawing of a (more or less) clothed girl (albeit one with similar proportions as the rest of the site). Neither should be as... reaction inducing as the other link.

Upon a second reading, I find that he might have contributed some text, but how much is unknown. Between the fact that there's only 4 paragraphs of info, and it's translated from Japanese, I can't really say what's going on.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 1:09 pm

motherfuck!

This is quite the dangerous piece of "art". After seeing it, I suddenly have a baseline, a comparitive, a bad example.

"That's (disgusting/weird/a crime against humanity) Squiddy! How could you do that!" I've often heard.
Now I've got something I can point at an say "Oh yea? You think that's bad? Well check THIS out!"

Thanks H-kat.

H-Kat · Post by **H-Kat** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 1:23 pm

squidflakes wrote:motherfuck!

This is quite the dangerous piece of "art". After seeing it, I suddenly have a baseline, a comparitive, a bad example.

"That's (disgusting/weird/a crime against humanity) Squiddy! How could you do that!" I've often heard.
Now I've got something I can point at an say "Oh yea? You think that's bad? Well check THIS out!"

Thanks H-kat.

...

You mean that little thing?

If you're going to look for the worst the net has to offer, http://media.admirald.net/viewmulti.php ... &tz=1&m=19
is the worst I've seen to date, bar none.

I wouldn't reccomend -ANYONE - clicking that link, by the by. it's easily the worst I've seen.

And I just want to say, I'm really sorry you guys have to see this side of me. I'm usually such a sweet little thing.

-Kitty

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 1:33 pm

Alas.. the site has been suspended.

I apprecate the try H-kat. I do.

Though, I think the worst the web has to offer went away a long time ago when the alt.binaries.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus group got deleted. *sigh*

The Living End · Post by **The Living End** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 1:39 pm

Hey, it's kinda like something by Disney--if Disney made cartoons with hirsute characters with monstrously oversized genitals. And with more piss and shit than most Disney cartoons have...and way more sexual torture...

Uhhh...okay, maybe not so much...

I didn't have the courage to look at this last link. I'm a chicken, sue me...

AkaneJones · Post by **AkaneJones** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 1:14 am

H-Kat wrote:scatswap/scatswap[].jpg&tz=1&m=19
is the worst I've seen to date, bar none.

Judging by the like it was probably feces related, and I'll repeat I not creaped out by that unless, it were photographic or in a creapy "American" style. Now Necro-hentai that's another story...
I'm still not clicking that link though even if it's not working.

H-Kat · Post by **H-Kat** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 5:42 am

American, with four women... sharing... feces eating, smearing, vomit eating, and dancing in the resulting mess.

Made me go ew.

-Kitty

Amberchrome · Post by **Amberchrome** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 3:05 pm

Just what is it with people these days?

I'm starting to long for the days of the old-fashioned dirty old man in a trenchcoat. All one of these guys would generally do is stare lecherously, fumble in their trousers and once in a while, give trouble in parks.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 7:56 am

here here!

I for one am starting a grass roots movement in my community to bring back the dirty old man.

I need YOUR help!

What can YOU do to help save this noble, perverted species?

1. DONATE!
We'll take money, trenchcoats, hand-lotion, and cheap booze.

2. GET INVOLVED!
If you would rather donate your time, then by all means, don your
trenchcoat, head out to your local park and leer at the little girls in
their oh so short shorts, and little flippy skirts. Oh yea, that's it, play
on the swings. Murahaha.
You can also help by leaving your curtins and blinds open while you
change! It's as simple as that!

3. WRITE YOUR POLITICIANS!
We all know that our elected officals are all secretly behind this
return to dirtyoldmanism, let them know you are too!
Write letters, attend rallies, and only vote for those who have a
proven track record of exposing themselves, being sexually deviant,
or groping pretty interns!

4. PLAY ALONG!
That's right, play along! How can dirtyoldmanish flourish if no one
gasps when flashed. What motivation do dirty old men have to
go out side when women and girls aren't wearing the proper attire?
Why live when the world is full of the evil that is SKORTS!
Women! Take off your skorts! If you must wear cloths, wear skirts
with little white cotton panties.. or none at all!
And jump around a lot, oh yea.. and can you help an old man pick
up his dropped change. That's a good girl..

Amberchrome · Post by **Amberchrome** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 8:23 am

ROTFL

And whatever happened to the good ol'fashioned obscene phone caller? C'mon guys, all it takes is a handy phone and a toilet mouth, or just some heavy breathing if you're too shy for anything else. Help keep a grand old tradition alive!

Seriously though, I had a situation one summer years back when there was a single digit's difference between our family home number and a locally notorious escort service/massage parlour. I was getting all kinds of strange calls in the wee hours of the morning from piss-drunk johns and sometimes their angry wives/girlfriends. The amusement value wore off REAL quick. I cheered when they got busted a few weeks later.

Cuteswan · Post by **Cuteswan** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:10 pm

Amberchrome wrote:And whatever happened to the good ol'fashioned obscene phone caller?

Caller-ID, anonymous-blocking, and the abusive-call code.

LiSrt · Post by **LiSrt** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 7:22 pm

getting some of the first post on the forum business out of the way -- mega-appreciation to ghastly for the strip -- seems all the previous complimenters have stolen my lines...

anyway, what struck about this subject was the friends' reactions; I know if I died suddenly and my friends (wonder what their 1st thoughts were on finding it) found something equivalent I'd be mightily pleased that they were thinking something along the lines of "No, his work is yet unfinished, it must be completed!" as opposed to "Fire up the shredder!".

er, something like people accepting you for who you are n'stuff
hm, morality from feco-emeto-hirsuto etc.etc.etc. philism (someone must have the correct word?) hurrah for perversion...

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