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CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 11:46 pm

*puts Ghastly in her Cataloge for potential sperm donors* (yes know he's clipped, but I love my Cataloge)

Dark Hair, big head, intellgent and world wise. Likes to draw tentical rape and bows down to his Lesbian Overlords. Very good donor for intellgence and tolerance. Entry #215.

Sorry about that. Yeah, I've ran into "wiccan" girls before and their the worse kind of 'bi curious' girl you'll meet at a bar. I don't mean to sterotype but they just annoy the crap out of me.

I personally have too many different races in me to clearly say I decended from one group who had one relgion. I have a lot of Irish and Scottish in me, so I have to assume that I most likely had Celtic in my background. But I also have German and French in me, so I'm sure there is Christian background (Besides the last few generations of my family that were very christian and sticks in the mud) but I'm also 1/8 Iriquoi and 1/16 Potawaname (I can't spell it, I can hardly say it!) So I have some of that Native Spirtial stuff in my line too. It's too bad I don't know any of it though. It might be fun to study some day.

Steel Roses · Post by **Steel Roses** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 1:53 am

I love wiccans in this world for one main reason, cruelity.

not all mind you, but the ones who get off on telling others of thier vast injustice, persacution or other various evil things that *I* have committed against them, dispite the fact i havn't....
they tell me this knowing simply that i don't want anything to do with them....

Well back to the cruelity, its so liberating when you already know you had damaged a group of people so severely and wrong them so truely as they claim i and others have, simply becuase when i tell them that they are (instert assorted bad things here) I don't feel all guilty about it as i normally would for telling someone such a thing :D

Thank you wiccans [and the religious right, and people who accuse others of evil that was never committed in general] for liberating me in such a way that only you can!

When i mock you, it makes me feel good, and thats a gift that i'll never forget.

H-Kat · Post by **H-Kat** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 11:03 am

I feel the same way when I kick little boys in the crotch.

-Kitty

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 3:27 pm

awww kat you say the sweetest things

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 5:11 pm

cjburgandy wrote:Likes to draw tentical rape and bows down to his Lesbian Overlords.

Ah HA! I knew there was some Overloardship going on in here.

So, If I may be so brave/foolish/tasteless, I've noticed that percentage-wise lesbians are nearly a majority of regular posters here. Is this just blind chance? Or one of those secret lesbian world take over plots?

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 5:41 pm

heh,, we will take it over, you know it.
Vote Misca for evil lesbian overlord in 2004

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 6:53 pm

If ellected, I promise to provide for the world of lesbians an arm of women who are the most cunning linguists that you will ever meet! Not only would we females no longer have to put up with the endless drone of the male voice, but we could enjoy the pleasures which can only come fully from the female tongue.

I promise, that bush or no bush, with me as Lesbian overloard we will make Love, not war.

H-Kat · Post by **H-Kat** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 7:26 pm

Power!

-Kitty

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 7:57 pm

now that;s an army i could be part of.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 8:57 pm

What a brave new world this will be!
Can it be that men have suddenly become obsolete?
Will we be religated to tending crops, digging ditches, and slaving away in South African dildo mines?
What benifit for us men oh Lesbian Leader Misca?

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 9:07 pm

As arch generalissima, i can assure you, i shall have the army conducting massive and intricate formation cunilingus in every town and village square. You may not touch (on pain of anal fisting) but you may look. and if you keep it REASONABLY quiet, you may even fap.
Dont tell me you aint interested in public displays of tibidism. I wont believe you.

Toawa · Post by **Toawa** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 9:10 pm

::has already found his niche selling novelty water balloons and pudding.. Oh wait, wrong forum.::

I request a bio/nanotech lab, for unspecified purposes to be explained in detail at future date. I promise you'll be pleased...

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 9:13 pm

I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't enjoy that. Close-order Cunilingus is my second favorite military spectator event.

I'm still unsatisfied however. If I wanted to spend my life watching others have sex while I masturbate, I would have become a professional Magic: The Gathering player.

Delthir · Post by **Delthir** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 9:59 pm

Funny you should mention that, I actually have a friend who does that. He built a deck that won a friend of his $9k. He's alwaying ragging on me for my strange deck design, and my poor playing skills. Some of us just want to play for fun . . . People like him are why I've now got about $500 of unused cards. He doesn't work, and most of the money he makes is off of selling cards to other players.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 12:48 am

well, when you proclaim your lesbianism, you get a borchre in the mail. World Domination is one of the main highlights in it.

being able to go into the women's locker room at the local gyms and swimming pools without anyone complaining is another highlight; I think it's on page 3 or 4.

AkaneJones · Post by **AkaneJones** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 2:21 am

Well, I want a new Transmogrofier before I sign anything. I kind of had to blow up the last one, don't ask . And before you say you don't know where to get one, just steal it from Dan Shives he'll never know.
...
Yah, um, oh kei
*leaves topic*

Toawa · Post by **Toawa** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 8:59 am

Oh yes, this brings back memories. Back to my high school days.

(Bet you thought there'd be a story.. What fun is it if I just tell you?)

::wielding Death's scythe, Toawa whirls around once, burying the scythe deep into the... air. With a quick tug, he opens a dimensional rift, and disappears into it::

I hope it's still here; I never did get it into FRED. Just as well, they surely would have destroyed it there. Ah yes.

::Toawa glides through empty space, to land on a large metal ring, approx. 2 miles in diameter, and 15 feet wide across the ring. (think of a gigantic washer. The kind that goes on a bolt.) Ofuda are pasted onto it every three feet or so::

Uhhh.. ::Looks blank:: Now how the hell am I going to drag this out of here? Damn, this complicates matters.

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