Ride the Cock.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 1:48 pm

Wanted to do a painting of Kwerki today. Started thinking about what to have her do other than just stand there like a twig like she usually would, but I had to do a pose that would be Kwerki.

So I started thinking about what she would ride. I think she'd drive a scooter. Then I figured she'd probably name her scooter "Cock". Then I figured it would probably have a great big fucking gun on it.

Ride the Cock!

Inky · Post by **Inky** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:20 pm

Very cool! Here's hoping that her droopy, shapeless sweater doesn't get caught in the chain drive.

Maximuscoolman · Post by **Maximuscoolman** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:31 pm

Ghastly wrote:Then I figured she'd probably name her scooter "Cock". Then I figured it would probably have a great big fucking gun on it.

Erm, why did you?

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 3:00 pm

Because I can.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 3:11 pm

and she's crazed enough to were I could actually see her using that gun.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 3:26 pm

I love drawing machines that arn't real, by the way.

If I had to draw a real vespa and a real gattling gun I'd fuck it up, but when you just make up a model all on your own then there's no wrong way to draw it. Doing all the little fiddly machine bits are fun, it's almost zen when you're drawing them.

Takes a long time to draw though.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 3:34 pm

god damn, that;s funny. wouldnt she be more the sort to have one huge phallic missile tho?

Mind Pollution · Post by **Mind Pollution** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 3:50 pm

Anyone else getting a quasi FLCL vibe from this?

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 7:59 pm

Maybe since it's the only other anime off the top of my limited experience I recall featuring a scooter as frequently.

Perspective's kinda wonky. You, know, I like the almost impossible seeming pose she's in there. It's like an Escher concept where it looks like it shouldn't make sense, but you realize it does a little late. Maybe she should be in poses that muck with the viewer's perceptions more often. The potato sack does add to it with its shapelessness

Mad Irishman · Post by **Mad Irishman** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 3:11 am

I don't know why, but for some reason I expect that machine gun to blow huge pink bubbles.....

I just can't imagine it doing anything so mundane as what we would expect it to!

Maximuscoolman · Post by **Maximuscoolman** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:50 am

Well it does appear to have a peace symbol on it... Maybe that's just for the sake of irony.

MNsane · Post by **MNsane** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 8:15 am

Ghastly wrote:I love drawing machines that arn't real, by the way.

If I had to draw a real vespa and a real gattling gun I'd fuck it up, but when you just make up a model all on your own then there's no wrong way to draw it. Doing all the little fiddly machine bits are fun, it's almost zen when you're drawing them.

Takes a long time to draw though.

Shades of Haruhara Haruko

it is a modern variation of the weapon invented by Dr. Richard Jordan Gatling

thats either the GE M-134 Minigun in 7.62mm caliber capable of firing 6,000 rounds a minute with every 5th round a tracer, or the XM-234 in 5.56mm caliber capable of firing 12,000 rounds a minute

oh give me a home, where the firepower roams, and the deer and the antelope GET SHOT TO HAMBURGER

Paul Soth · Post by **Paul Soth** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:27 pm

Of course, if that thing were to fire it would flip right over...

CottonStar · Post by **CottonStar** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 7:32 pm

Bah. As if comics obey the laws of physics.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 8:14 pm

if they did, all my characters would have bad back problems.

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 8:27 pm

If they did, one of my characters wouldn't have been gunned down by an ice cube.

Mad Irishman · Post by **Mad Irishman** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:41 am

That's the whole point of comics/cartoons.
If ghastly had wanted to he could have fitted that scooter with an 18th century cannon and it would have work even while the scooter was moving.

H-Kat · Post by **H-Kat** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:37 am

This makes me happy.

-Kitty

Jay042 · Post by **Jay042** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:06 pm

Reminds me of that GI Joe motorcycle they used to have.

Only problem, how the hell do you aim that thing?

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:07 pm

havent you ever heard of "kill em all and let godsort em out!" ?

aim

AIM

heheheheheh

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