Chick-Boy and Freddy!

Mad Irishman · Post by **Mad Irishman** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 12:08 am

One Word.

Boxers!

ok, one more word.

"Balls, Balls, balls balls balls!"

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 7:36 pm

Was that Balls chant in reference to Balls Mahoney in ECW and his 5 punch attack to the face of his opponents?

Ugh! Boxers for Freddy? No, Freddy has taste and sense. She's probably wearing the crotchless Sailor Moon panties that Tang created.

Kakaze · Post by **Kakaze** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 9:07 pm

happypeepeehead wrote:O_o

well, if you mean by different persons speaking...

No, I meant that I thought Chickboy said something else when the comic was first posted but now it looks different.

Judging by Ghastly's reaction, however, I guess I'm wrong.

Mad Irishman · Post by **Mad Irishman** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 12:16 am

Actually no.
I don't know why I did the balls chant, but it's because I watch Ally McBeal

Maximuscoolman · Post by **Maximuscoolman** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 2:17 pm

Maybe she wears manties?

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:04 pm

I really see no need for that at all. I think part of the comfort of panties is that it doesn't have things like openings for whipping it out.

Ce6 · Post by **Ce6** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 10:10 pm

Though I don't see why Freddy wouldn't be wearing female panties, in many department stores it is entirely possible to find men's briefs in various styles/colors that do not include "extra openings" if proper fit is what you are interested in.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 7:06 am

I can tell you first hand, manties are uncomfortable as fuck.
You're better off getting a pair of women's undies and wearing those.. if you're in to that sort of thing.. you know.. panties..

Panties are also much more fun to wear on your head.

Maximuscoolman · Post by **Maximuscoolman** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 12:13 pm

ce6 wrote:Though I don't see why Freddy wouldn't be wearing female panties, in many department stores it is entirely possible to find men's briefs in various styles/colors that do not include "extra openings" if proper fit is what you are interested in.

I'm not sure where this "extra opening" thing came from, personally I have never had underwear with extra openings. The reason Freddy wouldn't wear women's underwear is because it doesn't have any space at all, so wearing it can be rather uncomfortable.
Although, if you get women's underwear that's too big, and just adjust the waist to make the waist fit, there should be enough room for your package.

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 6:24 pm

My crotch size is rather tiny, so I'm fine with panties.

Pocky · Post by **Pocky** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 6:19 pm

I predict that i willl end up with him and i will keep him forever..lol .{evil laugh}

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 12:08 am

happypeepeehead wrote:My crotch size is rather tiny, so I'm fine with panties.

it takes a big man to say that peepeehead.

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 6:49 pm

Dunno why. Small crotches come on all people of different heights.

I don't see the point behind large penis bragging for some people and for the sake of this thread, this is probably a major reason why panties feel fine on me.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 7:33 pm

Of all the message boards on which you could brag about your penis size, I do believe this would be the absolute LAST choice.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:02 pm

of not.

I dissagree with you squidflakes. we almost all of us are strande, devient and twisted people by societies standards. compared to a liking for tenticle rape humour, having a small wang is nothing.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 11:10 pm

yeah, I use to argue with co-workers at my old job that my penis was the largest in customer service. The told me it didn't count if it was plastic and store bought... Told me I was the rubber display Sasuage at the Butcher store of their masculinity... (Oh, I was the only girl at customer service at that point in time)

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 2:01 am

cjburgandy wrote:yeah, I use to argue with co-workers at my old job that my penis was the largest in customer service. The told me it didn't count if it was plastic and store bought... Told me I was the rubber display Sasuage at the Butcher store of their masculinity... (Oh, I was the only girl at customer service at that point in time)

I love it... That's funny! Wrong, but funny... Considering that said 'rubber display sausage' can satisfy better in every way, except for the irritating allergic reaction and swelling that sometimes accompanies the use of the natural product.

Disclaimer: It should be noted here for the sake of the mental well being of the het male population of this forum that many, if not most het girls would disagree with this comment... They seem to like the meat version better, enough so that the obvious performance shortfalls pale in comparison with the mysterious "benefits" of having a warm, semi-soft meat-stick that'll spit at you half way to your orgasm.

Delthir · Post by **Delthir** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 8:17 am

Well, that disclaimer just proves that we need to be taught better. Some of us just don't realize what we're doing, since we're not being told. ;_;

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 8:47 am

Delthir wrote:Well, that disclaimer just proves that we need to be taught better. Some of us just don't realize what we're doing, since we're not being told. ;_;

Hrm... I'm not sure I agree with the whole idea of a lesbian giving sex advice to str8 males... One would think there are obvious gaps in my knowledge of what str8 girls want, in specific... but here goes, just for fun.

1) Have enough experience to ensure you can last a while. You're gonna go off quick your first few times, and sometimes after that, no matter how much exerience you have... But the more accustomed to sexual activity you become, the less you're likely to get so excited that you experience an American Pie I moment. How to get said experience.... Well, I guess you're mostly on your own there. But...

2) ...once you find a girl who wants to, or is willing to have sex with you, have said safe sex as often as humanly possible. Ask questions. Find out what she likes and what she doesn't. Keep in mind: a) Not all of us are going to like exactly what she likes, and b) if you give any negative reaction when she tries to give you some constructive criticism, and she has any interest in continued sex with you, she will learn to lie to feed your ego. This could be called the "bad sex is better than no sex" theory, and many het girls, thinking your male ego far too fragile to take honest criticism, seem to subscribe to it.

3) Classic, and huge problem on the path to becoming a Great Lover (TM)... We're all different. We will not all like the same things. That's made worse by the fact that most of you guys seem to be formula thinkers. You want a roadmap.

Kiss and fondle her breasts for about seven minutes, then work downward slowly. This should take approximately three minutes, thirty seconds. At this point, begin oral sex. Spend eight minutes on the external structures, being careful to use teeth gently, followed by eleven minutes on the internal areas. On the off chance you are able to, do not use teeth on the internal structures...

...and so on. Not Gonna Happen. There is no master plan. The best way to become an awesome lover is as follows:

a) Learn about different things you can do, and be willing and able to do them enthusiastically and well in order to please your partner. Chances are, you can be a good lover only doing those things you really enjoy, but to be truely great, you can't be afraid to do anything... At least not anything mostly safe or mostly legal.

b) Learn to read people. Body language, subtleties, cues and clues... You have to know what your partner wants before he or she wants it. Study psychology. Study human response. Study sexology, sexuality, and sexual history. Being obsessed with being a great lover is a whole kink and psychological condition in and unto itself... Be prepared to spend some time on it.

c) Most important... Actually care what your lover wants and needs. This can't be faked any better than 'pretty good'. If you don't actually care about his or her feelings, wants, and needs, you'll never be truely awesome in bed... Accept it and move on.

Ok... So. That has to be one of the wierdest LBR's (Long Boring Rants) I've ever typed. Sorry you asked yet?

Delthir · Post by **Delthir** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:02 am

Actually no. I really appreciate the information, and would love to hear more. Your words are like a song to my soul, and their meaning a boon to my cause. You obviously know more than I do about the subject, and as such, would love for you to teach me more. ^_^ m(_ _)m

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