Ok. well i was wandering around yesterday and i came across this pretty funny (well in my opinion) prayer. its called prayer for the stressed.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,
the courage to change the things i cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes i step on today as they may be connected to the ass that i have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always grive 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wdnesday
20% on thursday
5% on friday
and help me to remember...
When i'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Amen
A Prayer For the Stressed
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A Prayer For the Stressed
"Cover her face;
Mine eyes dazzle;
she died young"- Queen of the Damned, John Webster
Today Venus is in amnesia and mercury is in opposition to Prozac. Forget about that werewolf in the cupboard under that stairs
“If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die. But real love is forever.”- Eric, The Crow
Mine eyes dazzle;
she died young"- Queen of the Damned, John Webster
Today Venus is in amnesia and mercury is in opposition to Prozac. Forget about that werewolf in the cupboard under that stairs
“If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die. But real love is forever.”- Eric, The Crow
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