The ladies are all writing.

Malo · Post by **Malo** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 9:02 pm

TMR wrote:Okay, maybe I should be just a bit more specific.

Chest hair.

Chest hair, Facial hair, Muscles, but no penis.

Ah, the possibilities of this pair. Does Chick Boy sleep with Freddy? Does he see a copy of "Ass Sex Makes Baby Jesus Cry" as he's taken from behind? Does he like it? Does he stay ultra-fundamentalist with a newfound sexual identity? Only Ghastly knows.

Mad Irishman · Post by **Mad Irishman** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 5:41 am

In other words, MTF Transvestite.
All the male bits, bar the main one!

And I don't see why Chick boy couldn't be a closet TS.
Took HS, got BS from friends, Found CT magazines and now BS's Ass sex cause he's PMS, sexually worked up and can't J-Off!

BTW my TSU got LDI yesterday!!!

Cio!

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:26 pm

irish i am going to spank you till you beg for mearcy for that one.

ROFLMAO · Post by **ROFLMAO** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:35 pm

ok... after long and hard thought on what Irish said I was able to figure some of it out, however that last bit just threw me off... lol

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 1:18 am

RantinAn wrote:irish i am going to spank you till you beg for mearcy for that one.

and then I wonder why this forum always makes me feel so hot.

I think at random moments in conversation I'm going to quote Chick Boy
"Dark Forces of Satan, The Power of Christ compels you to stop making my penis feel all tingly"

Naked Singularity · Post by **Naked Singularity** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 1:51 am

Mad Irishman wrote:In other words, MTF Transvestite.
All the male bits, bar the main one!

And I don't see why Chick boy couldn't be a closet TS.
Took HS, got BS from friends, Found CT magazines and now BS's Ass sex cause he's PMS, sexually worked up and can't J-Off!

BTW my TSU got LDI yesterday!!!

Cio!

Too many acronyms, Mad Irishman...

And I think the more accurate term the earlier poster was thinking about was FtM (female-to-male) transsexual... Lives and identifies as a man, but with female genitals. I had the biggest crush on one last year though, he was a good friend of mine and I definitely would have gone for him... if not for the fact that he was also flaming gay...

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 2:03 am

I drew a doodle of Freddy, but... hmmm I think I made Shim too sexy:

http://members.lycos.co.uk/cjburgandy/sexyfreddy.jpg

MrNiceGuy^_^ · Post by **MrNiceGuy^_^** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 2:25 am

well...it is a little blatant...but I wouldn't go so far as to say too sexy

Mad Irishman · Post by **Mad Irishman** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 3:20 am

[quote="Naked Singularity
And I think the more accurate term the earlier poster was thinking about was FtM (female-to-male) transsexual... Lives and identifies as a man, but with female genitals. I had the biggest crush on one last year though, he was a good friend of mine and I definitely would have gone for him... if not for the fact that he was also flaming gay...[/quote]

Er, wasn't that what I said. Or did I get the letters the wrong way around!
I do know what I'm talking about, I just got the letters mixed up. A girl who's started male hormones but hasn't had surgery yet was what I meant!

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 3:27 am

Mad Irishman wrote: In other words, MTF Transvestite.
All the male bits, bar the main one!

And I don't see why Chick boy couldn't be a closet TS.
Took HS, got BS from friends, Found CT magazines and now BS's Ass sex cause he's PMS, sexually worked up and can't J-Off!

BTW my TSU got LDI yesterday!!!

Cio!

RantinAn wrote: irish i am going to spank you till you beg for mearcy for that one.

OH, I'll go one better than that, Irish... I'm gonna turn you over my knee, bare your ass, spank you til you beg for mercy, <i>and</i> make you hold an ice cold soda can between your thighs while I do so. Drop the can, and we'll just have to start all over.

Be a good girl and exlain the TSU LDI part, and I won't clamp your nipples as well. Or will, if you prefer

Besides... If CB was a closet TS, by definition he couldn't be a TV. No AMA MD or APA PHD would ever RX HRT for a TV, let alone I/C SRS. I can certainly see, though, how s/he might be compelled to keep hir GD on the QT to avoid the threat of ED from the CE. S/he'd probably then restrict hir TG activivities to a little self-imposed BDSM and onanism with EVOO while watching CD DVD's on the TV, after hanging around the YMCA.

*wink*

Edit:

Mad Irishman wrote: Er, wasn't that what I said. Or did I get the letters the wrong way around!
I do know what I'm talking about, I just got the letters mixed up. A girl who's started male hormones but hasn't had surgery yet was what I meant!

Yeah... That's be a pre-op FtM TS on HRT. Heavy on the T

All the boys I've ever had really good crushes on have been FtM's.... It's like... a guy, but with a mind and a soul.

*grins and winks* Just kidding guys... It was just too good <i>not</i> to say.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 3:33 pm

For escilating that honor, No spanking. no you;re fate is to be tied face down wiht latex straps to my cold iron bed head, and flogged with my colleciton of whips while iceblocks disolve in the hollow of your spine.

Naked Singularity · Post by **Naked Singularity** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 7:28 pm

Mad Irishman wrote: Er, wasn't that what I said. Or did I get the letters the wrong way around!

Letters wrong way around, plus there's a difference between a transsexual (somebody who identifies and lives 24/7 as the gender opposite the sex ey were born with) and a transvestite (somebody who identifies as and lives as their own sex, but just puts on the clothes of the other gender "for kicks"). The former often goes so far as to take hormones and even surgical corrections to their anatomy so they can finally be comfortable in their own skin.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 7:36 pm

"When a man wants to be a woman and gets a little operation he's a transexual."

"When a straight man dresses up as a women for his sexual kicks, he's a transvestite."

"But when a gay man has too much fashion sense for one gender then he's a drag queen."

"And when a boy puts on a dress he's just a boy in a dress."

- Too Wong Fu: With love, Julie Nuemar.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:01 am

I love that movie... It started my facination with cross-dressers ..... *hides her beard making kit*... not that I do any of that.....

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 3:31 pm

cheap low rent rip off of priscilla, queen of the desert.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:06 pm

Oh hey! Why didn't I notice that picture of Freddy before? Love it!

You can never be too sexy.

Good job CJ.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 5:37 pm

thanks... I should have posted it in a more obvious place

Naked Singularity · Post by **Naked Singularity** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:10 pm

cjburgandy wrote:I drew a doodle of Freddy, but... hmmm I think I made Shim too sexy:

http://members.lycos.co.uk/cjburgandy/sexyfreddy.jpg

Your rendition of Freddy looks alot like my roommate, except my roomie has longer hair and blond.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:31 pm

Naked Singularity wrote:
cjburgandy wrote:I drew a doodle of Freddy, but... hmmm I think I made Shim too sexy:

http://members.lycos.co.uk/cjburgandy/sexyfreddy.jpg
Your rendition of Freddy looks alot like my roommate, except my roomie has longer hair and blond.

Including the Big boobies and the penis?

Naked Singularity · Post by **Naked Singularity** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:32 pm

Yes and yes.