Kwerki's Squick-Point (Suggestions)

H-Kat · Post by **H-Kat** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:34 am

I was two, and it stole my cookie, right out of my hands. I remember thinking 'monkey'!

-Kitty

Perverts.

Maximuscoolman · Post by **Maximuscoolman** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:59 pm

and that made you happy?

Simpleton · Post by **Simpleton** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:31 pm

it's things experienced damnit.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:07 pm

bad monkey.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:15 pm

True story. My son was attacked by a wild monkey when we were at a Hindu temple in India.

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:40 pm

What did you do?

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:43 pm

one got my little sister in bali.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 8:09 pm

happypeepeehead wrote:What did you do?

Chased the monkey away.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 9:29 pm

a monkey in Lop Buri (Thailand) stole one of my friend's camera while were were looking at a temple.

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 9:56 pm

Ghastly wrote:
happypeepeehead wrote:What did you do?
Chased the monkey away.

*refrains politely from asking, "Didn't get to spank it, didja?"*

Mad Irishman · Post by **Mad Irishman** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 2:20 am

Theres a game called "No one lives forever 2 - A spy in harms way".
In it theres a guy trying to sell monkeys. I bet he's responsible for this world-wide epidemic of monkey attacks.
He's training them to specifically harrass and annoy people.
I say a film the other day where a monkey as a zoo was groping some poor woman.

IT HAS TO STOP.
The government should do something about this. This man is a criminal.

I mean, why wasn't that monkey groping me?
Please?
Why?
_______________

"You look like you need a monkey!"

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 3:34 am

Mad Irishman wrote:...I mean, why wasn't that monkey groping me?...

Reminds me of a tee-shirt...

<i>It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.</i>

Maximuscoolman · Post by **Maximuscoolman** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 6:53 am

A Mear Cat (sp?) stole my brother's sunglasses when we were at a zoo once...

Simpleton · Post by **Simpleton** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 7:44 am

I was once knocked over by a cow as an infant. I proceeded to beat it over the head with a cane.

Maximuscoolman · Post by **Maximuscoolman** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:40 am

Simpleton was brain damaged and the cow's body was severely damaged, they decided to do put the cows brain into simpton's body. That explains the mooing.

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 5:07 pm

meerkat

Mad Irishman · Post by **Mad Irishman** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 5:24 am

Yeah he means meerkat. He spelt it wrong so what.

So long as we all know its one of those big things with the feet of a kangaroo, the ears of an elephant and the build of an ox.....

Oh sorry, that's clowns isn't it?

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 6:08 am

Arrrr... t'was no mere cat. 10 feet tall if t'was an inch. Eyes red as the burning coals of Satan's oven.

Mad Irishman · Post by **Mad Irishman** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 7:23 am

Noo.
I think that's clowns as well....

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 7:49 am

I've never seen a meerkat that was more than a foot long. But I've only seen the ones at the Bangkok Zoo.

Unless there is a race of Giant Mutated Klepto meerkats that I had no idea about