Kwerki's Squick-Point (Suggestions)

CottonStar · Post by **CottonStar** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:35 pm

Yeah, but how many other webcomics would WANT that on their list of accomplishments?

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 6:14 pm

i could think of a few that wish they could claim that.

H-Kat · Post by **H-Kat** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 6:48 pm

CottonStar wrote:Yeah, but how many other webcomics would WANT that on their list of accomplishments?

Only the very best.

-Kitty

CottonStar · Post by **CottonStar** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:13 pm

Wouldn't that exclude Ghastly?

I'm joking, by the way.

ROFLMAO · Post by **ROFLMAO** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:39 am

hmmm, as hard as i try I can simple find nothin in my mind that would turn Kwerki off, oh and on the normal clothing thing, remember french maid day, she put on a little french maids dress.

as for the having sex with a buick it happens that I knew some one that did that ( well not sure it was a buick). girl in my school, got F'ed up on acid, went into the school parking lot, broke into a persons car, started humpin the stick shift, and they say they wern't sure if she die from the od on acid, or the stick shift inpailing her.

TMR · Post by **TMR** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 8:01 am

ROFLMAO: Gee, do you know the woman who came down for her surprise birthday party, calling for her dog, with her snatch covered with peanut butter?

This is the only documented case of LSD overdose. As for "impalement", a stick shift's what, 10 inches long at most?

Besides that...who hasn't heard this old urban legend before? Sometimes it's Spanish Fly, sometimes it's MDMA. Putz.

Meteo · Post by **Meteo** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:36 am

Click for the 411 on that.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:12 pm

that was worth reading just for the last line

The unfortunate young man then experiences the ultimate American male nightmare: being cuckolded by his own automobile

Bigred1970 · Post by **Bigred1970** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 5:45 pm

Maybe her squick point would be having/getting any sort of emotional reaction to intamacy. she would have no problem having JM assfuck her, but let him say "I love you" or something and she would wig out. aka Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man....

Mad Irishman · Post by **Mad Irishman** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:46 pm

TMR wrote:As for "impalement", a stick shift's what, 10 inches long at most?.

I think they mean 'impalement' as in simply fucking. Anyone who's read erotica will hear the term:
<clears throat>

I empaled her on the pulsating rod of my (yada yada ya)

And other variations on the that sexual theme.
Most likely the girl rides gear-stick theme was originally part of an erotic story.

I returned to find her impaled on the cars gear stick, sliding it up and down inside her but always stopping just as the head of the gear stick reached the gates of her sensuios pussy

or something like that and then managed to make itself into the real world as rumour!
That type of thing happens a lot!

ROFLMAO · Post by **ROFLMAO** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:11 pm

TMR: 1) what gives you the idea thats the only LSD od? in the great big world of drugs i assure you more oding happens than you would like to know. my dads an RN and could prolly tell one od story for every night he works. heck I have knowen some kids that took to much ( and died) it aint uncommen, so I fail to see how you can think thats the only case.
2) while yes I am sure some girls out there could take a 10 shaft and be ok, most would prolly get torn apart on it, not to menchen if its a lady of small fraim the drive shaft would puch up into organs, I would think.
3) lord know what happen may have been twisted as is the ways of things in high school I just know that a) a girl did infact die that day in the school parking lot, b) she had been on acid ( I knew her it didn't suprise me) and c) well the car thing can't be proven it was involved in 90% of the storys about it, and once again I knew the girl and her doin somethin like that wouldn't have supprised me ither.

but please feel free to think as you will

TMR · Post by **TMR** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 11:14 pm

ROFLMAO:

1. According to the medical journals, there has been only one case of fatal LSD overdose. The unfortunate bastard injected 320 milligrams of LSD (apparently, he thought it was speed) . The other overdoses occured when pure crystalline LSD was mistaken for cocaine. Now, LSD is typically sold at about 30-150 micrograms. The low-end estimate for a fatal human LSD overdose is 0.2 milligram/kilo of body weight. Assuming a 50-kilo girl and the low-end estimate for fatal overdose, and let's say 200 micrograms per hit, she would have to had dropped 50 hits of acid to overdose. That's assuming a) a very small girl and b) some very potent acid. A doctor sees a case like that, he's going to send it in to one of the medical journals. By the way, I got the numbers from here. And even those numbers are all over the place, because there are so few documented human LSD overdoses.

2. In any case, cause of death could have been determined by autopsy. If the girl had bled out from a hemorrage in her twat, or popped her bladder or anything else like that, they could tell.

3. This kind of story would definitely had made headlines in the local paper, if not headlines around the world. Got anything to back your story up?

4. We've all heard this old urban legend before (Thanks for the snopes link, Meteo!). If you're just trying to impress the rest of us here, try at least making up an original bullshjit story. Or reference the urban legend as it is. Just don't pass it off like it's true.

2) while yes I am sure some girls out there could take a 10 shaft and be ok, most would prolly get torn apart on it, not to menchen if its a lady of small fraim the drive shaft would puch up into organs, I would think.

Jesus Christ. I feel like I'm arguing with Charly from "Flowers for Algernon".

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 11:50 pm

just remember arguing with smacktards is like participating in the special olympics. Even though you win, people mistake you for a retard.

Meteo · Post by **Meteo** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 12:04 am

TMR wrote:4. We've all heard this old urban legend before (Thanks for the snopes link, Meteo!).

Anytime, TMR. I love the internet and the ease with which you can pull info and link it.

MrNiceGuy^_^ · Post by **MrNiceGuy^_^** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 2:30 am

Good point Rantin...sometimes you just have to realize when to let an argument go before it becomes beneath you to belabour the point

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 3:05 am

ROFLMAO wrote:2) while yes I am sure some girls out there could take a 10 shaft and be ok, most would prolly get torn apart on it, not to menchen if its a lady of small fraim the drive shaft would puch up into organs, I would think.

Not debate, but a note made more out of idle curiosity than anything else... Whether or not a girl would be comfortable with something of that size inside her has very little to do with her external dimensions, or fraim. I'm six foot even and 165 lbs, and anyone trying to put something like that in me would die a messy, painful death in the process. My little five foot six girlfriend would have a much better chance at it... Although ten inches deep would be a bit excessive for her (or many, if not most other people.)

Further, for many, the knob on the end of the shifter would be more of a problem than the shaft. Granted, the skin is very elastic... Babies come out of there, after all, and many girls can comfortably allow a whole hand to go in. But you have to work up to something of that size. For me, it'd take several minutes (think: way more than 30) of gentle but insistant play to allow a two inch shift knob into me... If it'd go at all. Anything more forced or hasty would engender much growling and gnashing of teeth and not be something you would mistake for "pleasant".

Second...

ROFLMAO wrote:2) ...the drive shaft would puch up into organs, I would think.

The mental image is horrifying. I'm fairly sure that's an innocent slip of the keyboard, and that is not what you meant, but just in case, the drive shaft is not the thing you shift with.

MrNiceGuy^_^ · Post by **MrNiceGuy^_^** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 11:32 am

Thank you very much Honor for the very in depth description from a female veiwpoint of a difficul circumstance for me to imagine, and hopefully putting an end to this ridiculous debate

Nithos · Post by **Nithos** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 4:19 pm

that was worth reading just for the last line
Quote:
The unfortunate young man then experiences the ultimate American male nightmare: being cuckolded by his own automobile

I'm an optimist - I'd prefer to think it's the ultimate American male dream - a threesome with his girlfriend and his car

Mad Irishman · Post by **Mad Irishman** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 11:21 pm

It would ceratinly be the dream of any used car salesman.

<Walks out into the car yard.>
<See's a crowed gathered around one of the vehicles.>
<Manages to push past the gawking people and see's a girl riding the gear-stick of the newest car they aquired and thinks quickly>

"How much will I have for this car gentlemen!" He yells at the top of his voice, jumping up to stand on the cars bonnet.

Hands everywhere start holding up money!!!

Maximuscoolman · Post by **Maximuscoolman** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 6:53 am

Now that's what i call a used car.