And that was the most fucked up story I ever read.

Skizotoro · Post by **Skizotoro** » Fri May 14, 2004 11:12 pm

http://www.healthcentral.com/DrDean/Dea ... m?ID=13198

"There was a Rakshasa's daughter who had teeth in her vagina. She used to live mostly as a tigress and kept ten or twelve tigers with her. When she saw a man, she would turn into a pretty girl, seduce him, cut off his penis, eat it herself and give the rest of his body to her tigers.

"One day she met seven brothers in the jungle and married the eldest so that she could sleep with them all. After some time she took the eldest boy to where her tigers lived, made him lie with her, cut off his penis, ate it and gave his body to the tigers.

"In the same way, she killed six of the brothers till only the youngest was left. When his turn came, the god who helped him sent him a dream. 'If you go with the girl,' said the god, 'make an iron tube, put it into her vagina and break her teeth.'

"The boy did this, and when the tigers came for his body he climbed into a mango tree and made himself very small. The tigers chased him and the girl became very angry. He cursed her, 'let nothing but your face remain!' And so it was: she became a Chamgedri, which eats, excretes, urinates and copulates through one and the same aperture.

"One of the mangoes opened and the boy crept inside. A parrot carried off the mango to a Raja's palace. It dropped it, the fruit broke open, the boy emerged, and after various adventures, he married the Raja's daughter."

ps: I think I want chamgedri porn

AkaneJones · Post by **AkaneJones** » Sat May 15, 2004 1:20 am

What a chamgedri? it sound like a jellyfish or other Cnidaria.

But that story explains whats-her-name the were-cat girl from Midnight Panther more.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Sat May 15, 2004 2:20 am

have you ever seen a hentai called Wicked City (I think)? There is this demon woman in it that also has teeth in her snach... after we saw it (I'd say about 8 years ago) we ran around everywhere screaming "Her Cookie Has Teeth!"

I think I'm rambeling... I need to go to bed. >.<

Grimgrin · Post by **Grimgrin** » Sat May 15, 2004 8:01 am

It's a little long but there's a simmilar story told by some first nations.

When Coyote was roaming around for adventures, looking for great deeds to do, someone told him of an evil sorceress, an old woman who lived with her two wicked daughters. Many young men went there to sleep with the daughters, who were very handsome, but none was ever seen alive again.

Coyote said, "That's just the place I want to go."

"Be careful," said the person who had told him about it. "Whatever you do, don't sleep with these girls. It would kill you, or so I've been told."

"How could sleeping with two pretty women kill a man?" thought Coyote, and off he went.

The old woman was very nice to him when he arrived, her two daughters were very beautiful. "Come in, come in," the mother said. "You're a good-looking young man, just the kind of person I'd like to have for a son-in-law."

Coyote went into the tipi with his bow and quiver. "Sit down, sit down," the old woman said. "You'll get something good to eat, my daughters will serve you."

The girls brought Coyote many good dishes - buffalo hump, tongues, all kinds of meat. One of the daughters, the older one, said, "You sure are handsome." Coyote thought to himself : "My informant was wrong, these are good people."

By Nightfall, Coyote was full of good food and getting drowsy.

"You must be tired after your journey," the old woman said. "And it's cold outside. Lie down to sleep between my two daughters - they'll keep you warm."

Coyote snuggled between the two girls. He felt amorous, but he wondered. In the dark the face of the younger girl brushed his; she was whispering in his ear: "Pretty soon my sister will ask you to sleep with her. I'm supposed to ask you too, but you mustn't do it."

"Why not?" asked Coyote.

"The old woman is a witch," said the girl. "She's not really my mother; I'm her prisoner, though the other girl is her daughter. This witch has put teeth into both our vaginas, and when a man comes to visit she gets him to copulate with us. Then these teeth take hold of his penis and chew it to bits. Once he puts it in, he can't pull it out no matter how hard he tries. You should hear those poor young men cry; they cry until they die."

"Why do you tell me this?"

"I like you and I hate doing the old woman's dirty work. After the poor young men are dead, she takes all their things. She likes robbing them, but she likes hearing them die even better."

"I don't believe you."

"Then listen. Do you hear the noise?"

"Yes, I do hear it, a strange noise."

"It's the grinding of the sharp teeth inside our vaginas."

"Coyote heard the grinding. He believed what the girl said.

Coyote and the girl pretended to sleep. After a while the older girl, the old woman's daughter, pulled at his sleeve.

"Strong young man, " she whispered, "you must be hot for us. Let me make you happy. Get on top of me. Quick, get into me." Coyote could hear the teeth gnashing furiously inside her vagina.

"I've been thinking of nothing else since I first saw you, pretty one," said Coyote, "but let me get my clothes off ."

"Hurry up," said the impatient girl. "Don't dawdle. Put it in!"

Coyote took hold of a thick, long stick still warm from the fire, and stuck it deep into that wicked girl's vagina.

"Oh, a real man at last," said the girl, "how good it feels. A real big one for a change!" The teeth inside her were chewing, and wood splinters were flying out of her all over Coyote. "Whew!" he thought. "This is really something!" Quickly he grabbed an arrow from his quiver and thrust it deep into the girl before the teeth could snap shut. The teeth closed upon the shaft near the feathers, but it was too late: the arrowhead had already reached the evil girl's heart, and she died.

Then Coyote went over to the old woman and killed her with his knife. He told the younger girl: "You've saved my life, so come with me and I'll marry you."

"How can you?" said the girl. "I'd like to be your wife, but I have these teeth in the wrong place."

"I'll take care of that," Coyote told her, "so come on."

They started off for Coyote's house and walked all one day. When evening came, Coyote built a brush shelter for the two of them. He put sage into it for a bed. "Now I'm going to make love to you," he said.

"No, never!" said the girl. "It would kill you."

"Well, of course, first I have to knock your teeth out," said Coyote. 'And not the ones in your head!"

So he knocked out the teeth in the girl's vagina - except for one blunt tooth that was very thrilling when making love. They were happy, Coyote and this girl.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Sat May 15, 2004 11:06 am

So he knocked out the teeth in the girl's vagina - except for one blunt tooth that was very thrilling when making love. They were happy, Coyote and this girl.

That sounds like a native american legend about how women got Clits.

ROFLMAO · Post by **ROFLMAO** » Sat May 15, 2004 12:46 pm

the first story is way to odd. but the second one is funny as heck lol.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sat May 15, 2004 12:53 pm

cjburgandy wrote:
So he knocked out the teeth in the girl's vagina - except for one blunt tooth that was very thrilling when making love. They were happy, Coyote and this girl.

That sounds like a native american legend about how women got Clits.

"In your face Space Coyote!"

Grimgrin · Post by **Grimgrin** » Sat May 15, 2004 7:52 pm

So now you know who to thank for that

I suppose the moral of the story is listen for gnashing sounds when meeting strange women in a mythical origin story.

MrNiceGuy^_^ · Post by **MrNiceGuy^_^** » Sat May 15, 2004 10:18 pm

Both of them quite interesting stories, especially the second one. Kinda reminds me of spider lady from wicked city, but only because it was brought up earlier in the thread.

Paul Soth · Post by **Paul Soth** » Sat May 15, 2004 10:26 pm

Ghastly wrote:"In your face Space Coyote!"

And hence Ghastly was able to reference The Simpsons, Johnny Cash, and make a crack at another Canadian webcomic artist all at once.

Mad Irishman · Post by **Mad Irishman** » Sat May 15, 2004 10:48 pm

You know, We could hand this thread to the 'How would you satire Japanese Animation' thread. So many ancient legends like this could be made interesting, or rediculously funny by doing them in Anime/Manga format...

Wraithguard starcaller · Fri May 21, 2004 12:42 pm

GHastly is the master of the double, or in this case triple whammy

Cow_2001 · Post by **Cow_2001** » Wed May 26, 2004 10:53 am

Paul Soth wrote:
Ghastly wrote:"In your face Space Coyote!"
And hence Ghastly was able to reference The Simpsons, Johnny Cash, and make a crack at another Canadian webcomic artist all at once.

He must be a slashdotter.

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Sat May 19, 2007 1:22 am

Native American "origin of the clit???" How on earth did we manage to let this thread die out? That utterly rocks!

Incidentally, the teeth in the vagina plot device has been used in a number of different settings.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat May 19, 2007 1:19 pm

Yay for toothy clits!

TheCrush · Post by **TheCrush** » Sat May 19, 2007 1:38 pm

There's also legends about how Yethl (Raven) got Bear to feed his own testicles to a fish. How old women got dimples in their asses, and many others that in traditional storytelling everyone can hear - but only the adults can laugh at.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Mon May 21, 2007 9:07 am

Actually, there's a holiday in Japan in homage to their version of the legend. It was about a girl that had a demon in her woman parts (symbolises STD's), and every time she got married, the demon ate the cock of the husband. Untill a smith built a iron penis, which he used to crush the teeth. The two then married.

The holiday, you wonder? Yep, they carry around giant penis statues, while chatning. One of the statues is no less than around three metres long.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon May 21, 2007 9:25 am

We don't get holidays like that in the US, I wonder why...

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:57 pm

Cuz American culture doesn't like to admit it's a really horny bastard. :3

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Mon May 21, 2007 7:33 pm

Some movie recently crashed and burned at that movie festival you American folks have somewhere in a snowy little town (I can't remember) based soley around the premise of vaginal dentata - a horror movie of course.

Thankfully it didn't woo big business to secure major release.