How easy life can be very great

Asarea · Post by **Asarea** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:29 am

1.) get into a supermarket and buy 5 fresh-baked bread rolls (dunno how you name them correctly, this was the word the dictionary gave me)

2.) get home

3.) sit down in front of your computer and put the paper bag with the fresh bread rolls down next to you

4.) wait 5 -10 minutes, until the air in your room is completely full of this wonderful smell of fresh baked things

5.) make breakfast (or lunch or whatever)

Life could be SO easy.

War · Post by **War** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:48 am

6) Destroy world.

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:55 am

7) Profit.

Asarea · Post by **Asarea** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 3:00 am

8.) gag all capitalists and/or world destroyers

War · Post by **War** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 3:18 am

9) Throw happy people in the giant mincer.

I think we're turning this into something that belongs more in my forum

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Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 3:44 am

10) Have marvelous sex with the remaining baked goods.

Asarea · Post by **Asarea** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 5:07 am

11.) showing rkolter the difference between apple pie and baked rolls

*hrhr*

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 5:41 am

12) Give yourself selective amnesia to rid yourself of the memory of an ABOL violating your baked goods. *erases memory*

...

Hey, we got fresh rolls!

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 5:46 am

brockway wrote:12) Give yourself selective amnesia to rid yourself of the memory of an ABOL violating your baked goods. *erases memory*

...

Hey, we got fresh rolls!

"... and they glow!"

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 6:00 am

Mmm, they're still warm!

Asarea · Post by **Asarea** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 6:04 am

*gets some butter, cheese and salad* ^^

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 7:37 am

You are all bad people who think naughty, naughty thoughts.

Asarea · Post by **Asarea** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 7:59 am

Tell us something new

Sippan · Post by **Sippan** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 9:03 am

rkolter wrote:10) Have marvelous sex with the remaining baked goods.

BTDTGTTS. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 9:22 am

This is starting to sound like "American Pie*

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 9:24 am

Except that brockway is eating the aforementioned baked goods.

Stinkywigfiddle · Post by **Stinkywigfiddle** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 11:09 am

WHat's all this nonsense about life being easy?

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 11:23 am

It is easy for all of us, you're the only one with problems.

Stinkywigfiddle · Post by **Stinkywigfiddle** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:11 pm

Oh cruel fate!
Wait, maybe it's my own fault.

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:18 pm

probably