Praise be Goobla

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 1:30 pm

Hey reverend Goobla can you turn this water into wine?

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 4:50 pm

K-Dawg wrote:Hey reverend Goobla can you turn this water into wine?

For some strange reason, I'm picturing Goobla as a Vodka type of person.

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 5:11 pm

K-Dawg wrote:Hey reverend Goobla can you turn this water into wine?

Yes I can. Will I? No.

Chaos Cricket · Post by **Chaos Cricket** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 6:25 pm

TheGoobla wrote:
K-Dawg wrote:Hey reverend Goobla can you turn this water into wine?
Yes I can. Will I? No.

Some religious figure you are, then.

Matt Lim · Post by **Matt Lim** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 7:53 pm

He's not a religious figure, he's a witch! Let's burn him at the steak!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 7:59 pm

TheGoobla wrote:
K-Dawg wrote:Hey reverend Goobla can you turn this water into wine?
Yes I can. Will I? No.

C'moooon! Do something to please the masses!

For some reason I imagine him saying: but I will turn this beer into piss.

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 8:08 pm

Matt Lim wrote:He's not a religious figure, he's a witch! Let's burn him at the steak!

Hmm that sounds like something a witch would say to try to keep people away from thinking their a witch. Oh yes I'm on to your tricky trickery Matt Lim.

Matt Lim · Post by **Matt Lim** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 8:17 pm

*turns K-Dawg into a newt*

That was SO Goobla!

Luprand · Post by **Luprand** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 9:14 pm

Matt Lim wrote:He's not a religious figure, he's a witch! Let's burn him at the steak!

Medium-rare? If so, then I call the drumstick.

--Sij

Plothole · Post by **Plothole** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 9:36 pm

K-Dawg wrote:
Matt Lim wrote:He's not a religious figure, he's a witch! Let's burn him at the steak!
Hmm that sounds like something a witch would say to try to keep people away from thinking their a witch. Oh yes I'm on to your tricky trickery Matt Lim.

Hmm....

Relative of yours?

Luprand wrote:
Matt Lim wrote:He's not a religious figure, he's a witch! Let's burn him at the steak!
Medium-rare? If so, then I call the drumstick.

--Sij

I'll have a thigh.

Mr Ekshin · Post by **Mr Ekshin** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 10:58 pm

For you to be able to absolve me of my sins, I would first have to belong to some religion that believed in the notion of "Sin". Or just belong to some religion at all, for that matter.

"Thank God I'm an Atheist".

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:11 pm

Higamigokoro wrote:
K-Dawg wrote:
Matt Lim wrote:He's not a religious figure, he's a witch! Let's burn him at the steak!
Hmm that sounds like something a witch would say to try to keep people away from thinking their a witch. Oh yes I'm on to your tricky trickery Matt Lim.
Hmm....

Relative of yours?

Quick splash water on Matt Lim!!

[Futurama] Ohh who would have thought a small amount of liquid would ever fall on meeeee....!!!![/futurama]

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:24 am

Chaos Cricket wrote:
TheGoobla wrote:
K-Dawg wrote:Hey reverend Goobla can you turn this water into wine?
Yes I can. Will I? No.
Some religious figure you are, then.

If I proved myself, there would be no need for faith. And without faith, you have nothing (except reason and logic, and who needs those?). You must have faith, young padawan.

DEVIL BE GONE!

*Smacks Chaos Cricket in the face *

Mr Ekshin wrote:For you to be able to absolve me of my sins, I would first have to belong to some religion that believed in the notion of "Sin". Or just belong to some religion at all, for that matter.

"Thank God I'm an Atheist".

I will pray for - DEVIL BE GONE!

* Smacks Ekshin in the face *

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 5:27 am

Phooey, I'm an ordained minister too - thanks to the internet church. I even applied for the right to marry people in each of the 50 states.

I figured, since one of the things you can do is ordain other people, I would go into a church and threaten to ordain everyone if they didn't give me the collection plate.

Never got around to doing that though.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 6:49 am

How does that work anyway?

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 1:03 pm

rkolter wrote:Phooey, I'm an ordained minister too - thanks to the internet church.

Don't ever let them mock our highly spiritual ordination ceremony. Us Reverends gotta stick together.

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 1:05 pm

if I ever decide to settle down, I'll look you guys up for the ceremony, k?

then again, there is that cracked out priest that just moved into my hometown's Catholic church, maybe I will be able to get married in Catholicism!

War · Post by **War** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 1:28 pm

No one's gonna ask for his credentials. Incidentally, his parish are very forthcoming when it comes to donations.

Mooman · Post by **Mooman** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 1:52 pm

Now this is MY kind of Priest!!!!!

If you don't get it, you're not in the club.

...

Come to think of it, I'm the only one in this club.

...

I'M BOTH KING AND PEASANT! HOW WACKY IS THAT?!!

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:09 pm

rkolter wrote:Phooey, I'm an ordained minister too - thanks to the internet church. I even applied for the right to marry people in each of the 50 states.

I figured, since one of the things you can do is ordain other people, I would go into a church and threaten to ordain everyone if they didn't give me the collection plate.

Never got around to doing that though.

I love ulc.org. And it pisses off religious people when I tell them I'm a Reverend. What a treat!