Yes!! Finally!

Sippan · Post by **Sippan** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 5:33 am

Calvinball for the rest of us! This is so sweet!

I'm going to play with my koala bear right now.

Bright spark · Post by **Bright spark** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 5:40 am

Koalas aren't bears, silly.

Sippan · Post by **Sippan** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:20 am

bright spark wrote:Koalas aren't bears, silly.

Psh'yeah, like koalas were arboreal marsupials or something. Of course they're bears.

They're not apes. Therefore they are bears. Q.E.D.

Sekshun8phoenix · Post by **Sekshun8phoenix** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 9:23 am

sippan wrote:
bright spark wrote:Koalas aren't bears, silly.
Psh'yeah, like koalas were arboreal marsupials or something. Of course they're bears.

They're not apes. Therefore they are bears. Q.E.D.

Koala's are the species Phascolarctos cinereus if you must know.

Jeffy · Post by **Jeffy** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 9:37 am

bah, i say that if it looks like a bear, it's a bear, and dolphins are fish too damnit!

Psiogen · Post by **Psiogen** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 9:38 am

Koalas taste like cough drops!

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:39 am

no no silly, that was just a cough drop covered in koala bear fur.

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 12:19 pm

Koalas taste like ham, but they do melt in your mouth like cough drops.

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:28 pm

Yes, but do koalas melt in your hand, or just your mouth.

Sippan · Post by **Sippan** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:31 pm

Vorticus wrote:Yes, but do koalas melt in your hand, or just your mouth.

They have been known to melt in your hand in massively radioactive environments. At least acccording to the WWKBEF, The World-Wide Koala Bear Experiment Foundation.

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:38 pm

sippan wrote:
Vorticus wrote:Yes, but do koalas melt in your hand, or just your mouth.
They have been known to melt in your hand in massively radioactive environments. At least acccording to the WWKBEF, The World-Wide Koala Bear Experiment Foundation.

Koala bears and radioactive environments! Where's the WWKBEF located? I want to apply for a job there.

Sippan · Post by **Sippan** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 2:04 pm

Vorticus wrote:
sippan wrote:
Vorticus wrote:Yes, but do koalas melt in your hand, or just your mouth.
They have been known to melt in your hand in massively radioactive environments. At least acccording to the WWKBEF, The World-Wide Koala Bear Experiment Foundation.
Koala bears and radioactive environments! Where's the WWKBEF located? I want to apply for a job there.

We don't know. The top 5 nations of the world get reports of thei rresearch every 7 months, but nobody has ever managed to trace them down. Nobody has even tried - they're afraid that if the WWKBEF is exposed, they will cease their research and the world will never fully understand the koala bears.

(One of the most popular, and plausible, theories, is that the research center is somewhere under the desert, take a left turn at Irem and then go until you spot the signs. There may or may not be more detailed directions in the Voynich manuscript.)

Axonite · Post by **Axonite** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 4:35 pm

So, do koalas play Calvinball?

Psiogen · Post by **Psiogen** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 5:29 pm

Yeah, but those little bastards cheat like a fathermocker. Stay away from 'em, that's what I say. Or eat them, if you have a cold.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 5:38 pm

I'd play with my cat but she will scratch me.

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 5:56 pm

as I recall the only way to cheat at calvinballl would be to declare yourself the winner everytime.

MariaAndMichelle · Post by **MariaAndMichelle** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:18 pm

That's the beauty of the game.

Axonite · Post by **Axonite** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:48 pm

Koalas must not like to lose...

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:33 pm

I wonder if they could play at all. Eucalyptus has a form of narcotic in it, so koalas spend their entire lives stoned.

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:52 pm

being stoned makes calvinball even more fun.