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ok, as this thread seems to have left the original topic at the bus stop, i think i may aswell join in.
...which is why they're all battery powered. I don't think I've ever seen a unit for sale that ran off AC power.
i read somewhere a post by this woman who has a really old vibrator that ran off the mains, she was asking where she could get a new one from because this on shorted out everytime she had an orgasm because she was a squiter and she thought she could have a better orgasm if she could get vibrations through that.
imagine! a vibrator plugged into the mains getting covered with all that liquid! i can't believe she actually carried on doing it after she survived the first time, you'd think it would make you count your blessings.
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Wow. A vibrator with a circuit breaker instead of a fuse. That's impressive.

GEEZ has this topic derailed or WHAT?

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Is anyone else having trouble reading Closet Coon?

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Yup; the site, she be down.

Waaa!
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"The connection was refused when trying to contact raccoony.com" for me if Jeff is trying to troubleshoot it.
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The website's back now.
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A new non-kinky update. :)

(almost two months since the last one... group project ninjas got him too?)


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Probably. Only poor Jeff-Kun has INDUSTRY group project ninjas to fight.

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*ping*

New ClosetCoon up.
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Not to detract from the on-topic-ness of the previous post, but in reference to the electrostimulation thing, did anyone else (in the UK) watch 101 Most Embarassing Sexual Accidents last night? One of them was- yup- electricuted while using genital stimulation. The kicker? The guy knew he had a heart problem, and still decided to put voltage through his nads! The other hundered were pretty amusing, too.

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The fight for the topic continues!

She's updated, folks! And... the 500,000 hit picture... whooooo...
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Mmmm, skinny-dipping.

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I can't see the site... is it down again, or might I be having troubles with my college's network?
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I think it's perpetually down. :(

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Last time I checked, she was back up. No new comics, though. :(
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EDIT: Sorry, double post
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Ah.. came back up for me as well.. I like the new "hits" sight gag too... well, I guess it's really the same as the old one, but it's still in better taste, I think...
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ding, #39 is online
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Hm, I think Duma's in for a rude awakening soon, according to what Aiden just said...
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#40 is up and rude awakening has been aquired :)
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