If you had one minor power...

[MechaByrd]

Well, it doesn't allow me to DO anything to the inside of said machine, it would only help me decide what action to take. For example, I could make the outrageous claim that my repair shop knows EXACTLY what's wrong with your car, I would touch each car once, and tell my mechanics exactly what parts to order.

[Mr.Bob]

FOOLS! YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE MIGHT OF CABBAGES!Mwhuhahahahhehehehehihihihihihohohohohohohoho

[Rkolter]

The power to make a fine cabbage stew?

[VileTerror]

Oh great and awesome . . . and powerful Mr. Bob: teach me the mysterious ways of your mighty cabbage powers!

[Mr.Bob]

The power to make a fine cabbage stew?

Nonono! you don't understand! I don't make no stinking stew!
CABBAGE IS MY POWER! It cannot be shared or explained to others.
Only feared.
Be wary and do not bestow upon yourself the wrath of CABBAGE.

[VileTerror]

Right-o!

Can we still speak of cabbage?



And a rather off-topic point: Mr. Bob, you are very much like someone I know. So much, in fact, that only your artistic skill proves you are not him.

[Mr.Bob]

And a rather off-topic point: Mr. Bob, you are very much like someone I know. So much, in fact, that only your artistic skill proves you are not him.

I don't know whether to be dissapointed or relieved...

[Jops]

To hide even in my own shadow!!

[VileTerror]

If you'd like, Robert, I can give you a few links so you can see what this other guy is like.

A matter of fact . . . he's Dutch.

[RPin]

I actually have a superpower!

I don't sweat under the armpits, so I never stink. And I never have to worry about deodorants or shower after gym.

[VileTerror]

I shall never try to kill you in person now.

If there's one thing I've learnt about this sort of thing, it's: the stinkiest people always claim to not stink.

[Rian Q. Fox]

To always know the right answer would be neat.

[McDuffies]

To be able to draw human anatomy with perfection.

[RPin]

I never stink and I keep VileTerror away.

Now there are two superpowers!

[VileTerror]

I'll just have to harass you online to make up for the lack of meat-realm fun.

[Yeahduff]

The ability to ignore anyone, no matter how unsavory.

[Guyara]

Hmm... I think I'd have the power to have my body change so I got cat ears, tail fangs and paws, at will! It would've been neat!

[YarpsDat]

To draw everything I want to draw.

To be able to draw human anatomy with perfection.

If I couldn't learn it on my own, I wouldn't take that, that would be like, using cheatcodes to draw comics.
Brrr, I hate them cheating llamas.

How about telekinesis that only works on fruit?
It would be easier to pick cherries/apples from tall trees.
(Or just simple, very weak telekinesis- ie. as strong as blowing air at something)

Or maybe

power to read animals brains. (too major?)
power to know where the north is.
power to recive TV with your mind.

[Wethamster]

The ability to use the AD&D spell cantrip whenever I feel like it. ^^ muhahaha, so manny pranks I could play with it.

[Rkolter]

I played with another player once who only wanted one superpower - very general ESP that only worked on one person at a time. The player requested, and got, the sub-ability to put people on "hold" to take another "call".

Then, he decided his character would have a career as a failed musician - making musak for elevators. Yeah, you guessed it. When he put someone on "hold" mentally, he would automatically pipe musak directly into their brains.

We used him mostly to torture people we didn't much care for (we weren't a nice bunch of superheros).