Anyone have funny lists?
Anyone have funny lists?
Post your funny lists, or links to them, here. We could all use a laugh. Maybe we'll even feel inspired afterward, if our IQs don't drop a hundred points apiece after reading a lot of funny lists.
Is that so?
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Mecharm
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What the hell is a Funny List?
The name's M.E. Charm. Adress me with my full name. If not, I will not give you your jelly.
Charming Eclipse (Main website) - Comic Writer X (Collaboration Webcomic)
YAOI! Me for President! You know you want it.
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Charming Eclipse (Main website) - Comic Writer X (Collaboration Webcomic)
YAOI! Me for President! You know you want it.
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Just a guess: it might be something similar to a list of funny stuff from the web 9aka (things you ran across)
You are the Non. You must go now, and never return."
"1.Scan in high res 2.tweak with curves,levels or something to clean up the scan (or use channel mixer to remove blue pencil lines) 3.Add colour using a layer set to multiply. 4.Add wordbubbles and text as vector shapes. 5. Merge all layers. 6.resize to the web size. 7. Export/Save for Web" that's all I know about webcomicking.
"1.Scan in high res 2.tweak with curves,levels or something to clean up the scan (or use channel mixer to remove blue pencil lines) 3.Add colour using a layer set to multiply. 4.Add wordbubbles and text as vector shapes. 5. Merge all layers. 6.resize to the web size. 7. Export/Save for Web" that's all I know about webcomicking.
and DM could post all the stuff he finds
You are the Non. You must go now, and never return."
"1.Scan in high res 2.tweak with curves,levels or something to clean up the scan (or use channel mixer to remove blue pencil lines) 3.Add colour using a layer set to multiply. 4.Add wordbubbles and text as vector shapes. 5. Merge all layers. 6.resize to the web size. 7. Export/Save for Web" that's all I know about webcomicking.
"1.Scan in high res 2.tweak with curves,levels or something to clean up the scan (or use channel mixer to remove blue pencil lines) 3.Add colour using a layer set to multiply. 4.Add wordbubbles and text as vector shapes. 5. Merge all layers. 6.resize to the web size. 7. Export/Save for Web" that's all I know about webcomicking.
Should a Christian play D&D?
"God says that magic is deep and abominable sin (see Exod. 22:18, Lev. 19:31, Lev. 20:6, Deut. 18:10, 1Sam. 15:23, 2Kgs. 21:6, Is. 8:19, Gal. 5:20, Rev. 21:8, Rev. 22:15). "
"God says that magic is deep and abominable sin (see Exod. 22:18, Lev. 19:31, Lev. 20:6, Deut. 18:10, 1Sam. 15:23, 2Kgs. 21:6, Is. 8:19, Gal. 5:20, Rev. 21:8, Rev. 22:15). "
You are the Non. You must go now, and never return."
"1.Scan in high res 2.tweak with curves,levels or something to clean up the scan (or use channel mixer to remove blue pencil lines) 3.Add colour using a layer set to multiply. 4.Add wordbubbles and text as vector shapes. 5. Merge all layers. 6.resize to the web size. 7. Export/Save for Web" that's all I know about webcomicking.
"1.Scan in high res 2.tweak with curves,levels or something to clean up the scan (or use channel mixer to remove blue pencil lines) 3.Add colour using a layer set to multiply. 4.Add wordbubbles and text as vector shapes. 5. Merge all layers. 6.resize to the web size. 7. Export/Save for Web" that's all I know about webcomicking.
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4. Put down your money on the other guymcDuffies wrote:Something like:
Ten wasy to not lose money on webcomics?
1. Draw comics on paper bags.
2. Don't make comic-themed merchandise.
3. ...etc... I'm bored...
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I used to maintain the comprehensive list of Helen Keller jokes. I had 40 or so of them, but I only remember a few.
"How did HK lose her hand?"
Trying to read a stop sign.
"How did HK's parents punish her?"
1. Move the furniture.
2. Leave the plunger in the toilet.
"What did HK do when she fell into a well?"
She screamed her hands off!
"Why was HK's leg yellow?"
Her dog was blind too.
"Why did her dog run away?"
You'd run away too if you're name was "Nuaaaaaaaaaahhhhh"
I once got a letter from a man who was a decendant of Helen Keller. True story. He wrote asking me what I thought she'd say about these jokes.
I said "nothing, probably."
He got mad at that and asked me how she'd feel if she was alive and heard these jokes.
I said, "Probably she'd be more concerned with scratching her way out of the coffin."
Heh. He flamed me some more and went away after that.
"How did HK lose her hand?"
Trying to read a stop sign.
"How did HK's parents punish her?"
1. Move the furniture.
2. Leave the plunger in the toilet.
"What did HK do when she fell into a well?"
She screamed her hands off!
"Why was HK's leg yellow?"
Her dog was blind too.
"Why did her dog run away?"
You'd run away too if you're name was "Nuaaaaaaaaaahhhhh"
I once got a letter from a man who was a decendant of Helen Keller. True story. He wrote asking me what I thought she'd say about these jokes.
I said "nothing, probably."
He got mad at that and asked me how she'd feel if she was alive and heard these jokes.
I said, "Probably she'd be more concerned with scratching her way out of the coffin."
Heh. He flamed me some more and went away after that.
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Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it.
"Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"
It simply broke my heart seeing this thread still left and abandoned for so long without a single complete list to justify its existence... so I decided to put one in.
I know many of you have seen this one beore in one of its million incarnations, but without further adue, I bring you..
...The ultimate TOP 70 things to do in a crowded elevator!!(Yay!)
1. Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
3. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
4. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Ask each passenger getting on very excitedly if you can push the button for them. Whoop with joy if they concede.
6. On entering, ask the passengers if they want to be your friend. Burst into tears if they say no.
7. Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked when the others don
I know many of you have seen this one beore in one of its million incarnations, but without further adue, I bring you..
...The ultimate TOP 70 things to do in a crowded elevator!!(Yay!)
1. Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
3. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
4. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Ask each passenger getting on very excitedly if you can push the button for them. Whoop with joy if they concede.
6. On entering, ask the passengers if they want to be your friend. Burst into tears if they say no.
7. Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked when the others don
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Pi.
Top pi ways of getting rid of a handover.
1: coffee. black. lots of.
2: shower. cold. maybe some ice cubes.
3: a greasy breakfast at some trucker diner on the highway.
3.1415926535898- . . . uh . . . : try not to think too much.
1: coffee. black. lots of.
2: shower. cold. maybe some ice cubes.
3: a greasy breakfast at some trucker diner on the highway.
3.1415926535898- . . . uh . . . : try not to think too much.
Haughty spirit and pride make for a wild roller coaster ride!
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
To big to list here but it's funny as hell, It's a collection of things which he will not do should he become an evil overlord. for example:
#9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
#12 One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
#52 My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
To big to list here but it's funny as hell, It's a collection of things which he will not do should he become an evil overlord. for example:
#9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
#12 One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
#52 My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
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Hmm.
Nothing evil about that. Just common sense.
Haughty spirit and pride make for a wild roller coaster ride!
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
We know, but you'd be surprised how rare that particular notion is in most Evil Overlords.
And speaking of Evil Overlords, I think my favourite of all time would have to be Skeletor from He-man.
That guy was just classic! I mean, he had a skull for a face and a high pitched whiney voice. How can you go wrong with that? Scary and ridiculous!
How that goofball ever posed as a threat to Eternia is beyond me, but he never failed to make me happy!
And speaking of Evil Overlords, I think my favourite of all time would have to be Skeletor from He-man.
That guy was just classic! I mean, he had a skull for a face and a high pitched whiney voice. How can you go wrong with that? Scary and ridiculous!
How that goofball ever posed as a threat to Eternia is beyond me, but he never failed to make me happy!
