Jamie and Nick destroy a story!

[Evil Jamie!]

Yeah. We destroyed a story done by a classmate. Don't worry, they loved it.
Warning!: It is also long.
Warning! X2: This story talk about sex and hookers.
This is not our fault. That's just what the story is about. Hookers I mean. There is no graphic sex scene. Sorry boys.
It also contains gratuitous, inappropriate, excessive and sometimes senseless use of the words 'strap on.'
This however, is our fault. We are so, so sorry. Honest.
Um.. It also has swearing here and there. Not my fault. Maybe Nicks.
At one point the term 'LIKE A FOX' is used to excess too...
And much, much more...
Needless to say, this is NOT for kids. Not only does it make NO sense whatsoever, it will possibly turn you into a zombie. Maybe two. LIKE A FOX.

If you can handle this, read on.