I Dream Of Boxjam With The Light Brown Hair

BoxJam · Post by **BoxJam** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 1:59 am

Man, BoxJam sounds like a jerk.------------------
<A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com/" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A> - the ballast
that keeps <A HREF="http://www.altbrand.com/" TARGET=_blank>Alt Brand</A> down.

Broberds · Post by **Broberds** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 3:30 am

I dreamed that BoxJam was sitting on the front porch of a house in Hemingford Home, Nebraska, playing old spirituals on his gee-tar.------------------
Bob Roberds
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Flunx · Post by **Flunx** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 8:50 am

I know that listining to people talk about their dreams can be boring but I thought I'd tell you about this one anyway. I had a dream about BoxJam last night.He was having a yard sale. He was selling little clay Mallethead figures (I bought the last orange one) and was trying to sell his wife's bondage gear (without her approval). He was telling the prospective customer that it was her WWF wrestling costume and would be a collectors item because she was retiring soon.That's when I woke up and found out I was two hours late for work.

BoxJam · Post by **BoxJam** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 2:16 am

I *knew* roberds' post was a reference, but
didn't know to what (and still don't).I do play bad blues on my guitar. And not
'bad' blues, just bad blues.Let's test how spiritually attuned you are
to BoxJam - what kind of guitar do I have?
Describe it as best you can.------------------
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that keeps <A HREF="http://www.altbrand.com/" TARGET=_blank>Alt Brand</A> down.

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 12:44 pm

I hope he can walk far enough to get those chickens, because when I get there I'm gonna be really hungry.------------------
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Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Wed Mar 21, 2001 1:40 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Michael:
 You can't play blues on anything but an acoustic, everybody knows that.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I wonder if Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, and BB King are aware of that?

Broberds · Post by **Broberds** » Wed Mar 21, 2001 3:25 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
I *knew* roberds' post was a reference, but
didn't know to what (and still don't).
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>It's a reference to "Billy Jack"
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Bob Roberds
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Nd · Post by Nd » Wed Mar 21, 2001 3:38 am

For some reason, I wanna see an electric Gee-Gwar...------------------
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Flunx · Post by **Flunx** » Wed Mar 21, 2001 5:25 am

I'd say you guitar is an oddly shaped box with a stick stuck on it and there are some wires running from the end of the stick to the end of the box which vibrate if they are "plucked".How's that? Am I spiritually in tune with the great BoxJam? I can become a jerk if it will help my inner chi to align with all things BoxJam.(I know I'm a newbie here and have probably not earned the right to call BoxJam a jerk so please forgive me my transgression.)

BoxJam · Post by **BoxJam** » Wed Mar 21, 2001 6:37 am

flunx:Don't worry about calling me a jerk; some
things are painfully obvious.What color oddly shaped box?------------------
<A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com/" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A> - the ballast
that keeps <A HREF="http://www.altbrand.com/" TARGET=_blank>Alt Brand</A> down.

BoxJam · Post by **BoxJam** » Wed Mar 21, 2001 6:38 am

Simon Jester:What color starburst?------------------
<A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com/" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A> - the ballast
that keeps <A HREF="http://www.altbrand.com/" TARGET=_blank>Alt Brand</A> down.

Flunx · Post by **Flunx** » Wed Mar 21, 2001 7:11 am

What colour? hmm... My inner Boxjam is leaning towards black or some other dark colour. On the other hand I also see a fiery red oddly shaped box clashing nicely with the blue muumuu.I just realized something. BoxJam didn't chew me out for calling him a jerk. In fact he gave me permission to call him a jerk. That proves he is not a jerk. He's been letting people call him a jerk all this time. What a jerk.[This message has been edited by Flunx (edited 03-21-2001).]

Riney · Post by **Riney** » Wed Mar 21, 2001 7:59 am

Is it a R. "Bud" Philson StratoBlaster air guitar?
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Tikaboopeak · Post by **Tikaboopeak** » Wed Mar 21, 2001 8:15 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:

What color oddly shaped box?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Was it shaped as a baby bottle?Amy------------------
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Michael · Post by **Michael** » Wed Mar 21, 2001 10:16 am

Lee, are you questioning me? Cause it really sounded like you're questioning me. Look me in the eye and tell me you're not questioning me.Man, that's got me steamed. Good thing for you this isn't my forum, because people don't question me on my forum. There, I am a king. Nay, a god. As in, "in apprehension, so like a."Ads, ya got no business bein so damned talented.
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Michael · Post by **Michael** » Wed Mar 21, 2001 12:41 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by tikaboopeak:
 Was it shaped as a baby bottle?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>BWAhahahahahah. I like Amy.BJ: it's brown. The gee-tar, that is. You can't play blues on anything but an acoustic, everybody knows that.And I'm going to revel for a while in the fact that for once in my entire goldurned life I managed to twig to an allusion that you didn't. Jerk. (Of course, in this context, "my entire goldurned life" should be construed as "since August of 2000".)------------------
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Michael · Post by **Michael** » Fri Mar 23, 2001 5:09 am

Lee, you girl. I was alluding to that incident, of course. Sheesh.------------------
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Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Fri Mar 23, 2001 11:00 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Michael:
Lee, you girl. I was alluding to that incident, of course. Sheesh.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>No shit.

Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Fri Mar 23, 2001 11:10 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Michael:
Lee, are you questioning me? Cause it really sounded like you're questioning me. Look me in the eye and tell me you're not questioning me.Man, that's got me steamed. Good thing for you this isn't my forum, because people don't question me on my forum. There, I am a king. Nay, a god. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Have you met my friend Corey Marie?