BoxJam's Obtuse Euphemism Thread

BoxJam · Post by **BoxJam** » Wed Oct 18, 2000 7:31 am

"Feedin' the Bishop"------------------
Here comes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>!
Good ol' <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>...Yes, sir!
There goes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>.How I hate it.

BoxJam · Post by **BoxJam** » Wed Oct 18, 2000 7:34 am

"the golden monkey"

BoxJam · Post by **BoxJam** » Wed Oct 18, 2000 7:36 am

"Grub-u-lizin'!"

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 1:39 am

Where's Karva when you need him? No, on second thought, euphemism doesn't seem to be one of Karva's dominant traits.Slapping happy? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink? Slap-ping hap-py? Oi? Oi?

Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 5:01 am

Shaking hands with the unemployed.

Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 5:02 am

Punching the clown.

Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 5:04 am

Uploading to KeenSpace.

Itch · Post by **Itch** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 5:15 am

"Painting mallethead's porch"

Riney · Post by **Riney** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 5:53 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
Shaking hands with the unemployed.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Dang it! That's *my* favorite euphemism! I don't have any others.--riney
At least, any others that I'd share in a family-oriented forum such as this one.

Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 6:20 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by riney:
 Dang it! That's *my* favorite euphemism! I don't have any others.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I must confess that I stole it from A Monk Swimming by Malachy McCourt.

Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 6:23 am

"Claiming this land for Spain"

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 7:19 am

"Working"

Nd · Post by Nd » Thu Oct 19, 2000 7:19 am

"I've got a secret handshake. Some people use it too. Some people call it a milkshake. I hope you use it to introduce yourself to you..."------------------
um, yeah...

BoxJam · Post by **BoxJam** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 7:45 am

"Stalking Madonna," if you know what I mean...------------------
Here comes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>!
Good ol' <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>...Yes, sir!
There goes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>.How I hate it.

Brad J. Guigar · Post by **Brad J. Guigar** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 7:46 am

Conducting a solo------------------

Brad J. Guigar · Post by **Brad J. Guigar** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 9:39 am

Saving a buck or two on long distance.------------------

BoxJam · Post by **BoxJam** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 9:50 am

Ew, shut yo' mouth, Brad!

Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 10:29 am

"Picturing your mom naked"Um... er...

Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Thu Oct 19, 2000 10:30 am

"Filling the Pez dispenser"

Dan Nicholls · Post by **Dan Nicholls** » Sat Oct 21, 2000 10:09 am

Scarin' the fish away.------------------
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The sound of a joke falling squarely on its face.