Yes.... I know...... Remus is just a little....*somewhere inside her sketchpad* Jocelyn!! how dare you huggle Draco!
*turns and conks remus aside the head* timid around guys.... let's just say it has to do with a certain character that Kitty just got from the coloring contest. ^^
I have come up with the greatest of parting gifts for when I'm gone on the forum. Not to mention increase the number of pages on this forum by 15% fold. ^^
I present, "Acorn Girl Gone Missing!" So you all who know nothing of the story (and for those of us who have and are very very bored) may have knowledge of this very time consuming tale.
CLAIMER!!!: this is mine and if you take ANYTHING from it without my permission kitty will hunt you down and gut you like a fish!!!! *cough cough* now... for a very funny part of jojo's beautifully drawn and thought up story *jojo rolls her eyes and sighs "you had to put that didnt you?"*
Kitty: *smiles innocently* i dont know what your talking about
jojo: shutup....
AND NOW FOR *drumroll* RIBBON!!!!!!!!!! kitty: wee!!! i'm in this one!!!!
Remus and jocelyn were kissing for the first time. jocelyn screams silently in her mind 'no! i shouldnt be doing this'. jocelyn suddenly freezes and the only sounds you can hear are jocelyns 'urk..." and remus "yeah!" as he does a peace sign.
jocelyn laughs monotonously "hahahahahahaha......"
Remus "right..." and then says quietly "why does my mind think this will not bode well" as a sweatdrop appears.
Jocelyn walking down a hallway. all you can hear are the slight "clak" of her boots thinking "i dreamed it right? that didnt happen... it couldnt have... theres no way i'd allow myself to be kissed by such a ....
"That did not happen! that did not happen!" she suddenly shouted through many tears.
Kitty, very annoyed friend, "'that did not happen?' What the hell are you talking about!?"
jocelyn just stands there and cries
"That did not happen
That did not happen
That did not happen
That did not happen
That did not happen
That did not happen
That did not happen
That did not happen
That did not happen
That did not happen
EEEK!!!!!!"
kitty just stands there and says "Uh... everyone is staring......"
Adolf(a guy who has a crush on jocelyn) just stands and scratches his head.
Then remus said soothingly "I'm sorry that it hurts you so much my lady, but it did happen"
jocelyn sniffs and then the doomed hands-to-face-with-blanched-expression appeared on her face.
'I'm doomed!!!It didnt happen it didnt happen! if word gets out....!'
she thought sadly.
Kitty put her hand to her cheek and strokes thoughtfully and blushes as she thinks dirty little thoughts.
"hmm.... it didnt happen and it did.... hmm...."
Points the finger of justice "Gotcha!" she shouts
the sky grows black as jocelyn thinks sadly to herself ' i'm doomed....!'
Then kitty shouts triumphantly..........
TUNE IN NEXT POST FOR
"the plot, like gravy, thickens"
Continuation of "The plot, like gravy, thickens"
Chapter Two... "Add the mashed potatoes"
"YOU TWO BROKE UP!!!" She cried and jocelyn faints, all you can see are her feet dangling in the air. Remus sighs with a sweatdrop next to his head and thinks "What a moron..."
Kitty stares at the suspended feet with question marks hovering around her head "jocelyn?" she murmurs quietly (slower than a turtle)
Then Allie, the smart one, appears and says with vexation "Kitty, we need to have a chat"
"Why...?" kitty responded slyly.
Allie whispers into kitties ear as she blushes happily.
Kitty thinks to herself "i can keep secrets, i just dont want to!" before screaming to the entire school
"HEY EVERYONE!!!! GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!! JOCELYN AND REMUS ARE......!!!!!!!! GAY!!!!!!!"
jocelyn has refainted as remus falls to the ground as allie thought to herself "how did she manage to gather that....?" as she said
"I knew she was dense but....."
Remus stood up angrily and shouted "Do you honestly think that i of all people....!!!!!!!!" when kitty interrupted
"Gay means happy, you two are a happy couple!"
Remus mutters darkly "Suk tana nu den dala non." (dont ask)
And kitty cheerfully responded with hearts and little candies and butterflies in sparkly and glittery background
"i have no idea what that means but i can tell your happy that i exposed it to the entire world and the entire school!!!!"
And Jocely cried "But i hate remus" and remus sobs in the background "i hope you dont mean that..."
Kitty, still with sparkles and other miscelinious shiny objects in the background says "I know you love him. You cant phase me! I see how you eye each other in class (i wanna be a reporter!) (ah, true love *stars for eyes, hearts floating in the background, you get the idea*)
Jocelyn casts a teleportation spell and dissapears with a shff and an "i'm leaving!"
Kitty rubs up to a silent remus and says sweetly "Dont you love her? I see you undressing her with your eyes... come on.... admit it...."
Remus thinks silently to himself "she made jocelyn go away...."
Remus gives kittya killer glint in his eyes as kitty says as sweetly as possible, holding a microphone as close as possible to his mouth "Dont hate, just tell me your feelings into this microphone. I wont tell a soul...." *fingers crossed behind back (all lies)*
thats it for ch 2!!!! stayed tuned for ch 3 "Dont forget the chives!!!"
Continuation of Ch 2 "add the mashed potatoes"
now for Chapter 3 "Dont forget the chives!!!"
Allie grabbs kitty before remus kills her and mutters darkly "Why do i always have to save your carcass!" as kitty shouts, as if on drugs "Wait! i didnt get the story" and allie drags her away.
[Meanwhile in a room on the other side of the school...]
*boohoo* *sniff* *sniffle* "It did happen....." A door creaked quietly behind jocelyn as she called out softly "Who's there?"
The boy smiled as he murmured softly "Its a good friend"
She smiled and said happily "Oh, Adolf. Its you, thank goodness"
Jocelyn gasped suddenly (jojo: i cant believe i'm putting something like this on the internet of all places.... Kitty: I told you, this is like a 60 on the kinkyness scale... jojo: kitty, this is a 10 not a 60. Kitty: Whatever, whats the difference?[peanut gallery responds: 50!!!!]) as Adolf roughly kisses her soft lips passionatly, a lustful glint lay in his firey eyes.
(Kinky Forum: I don't care if she doesn't like him go go go !!!!!)
The door slams suddenly. And Remus enters boldy, to the deseprate "mffs" of Jocelyn's lips being pressed violently against Adolf's.
Remus's eyes fill with tears as he sees the look upon the "fucking bastard's" face. When Jocelyn was released by Adolf, he whispers quietly, "I'm sure you enjoyed that much more than..."
Jocelyn whispered angrily, "You're worser than Remus. Let go of me!"
Suddenly, a blow to the cheek sent Adolf sprawling to the ground. Adolf murmured quietly, "Bastard." As he picked himself up and stared at Remus quietly.
With great anger, Remus grabbed Adolf by the collar and dragged him across the floor, to the (dum dum dum) janitor's closet.
(Kinky Forum: Yeah! Go Remus Go! Give It To Him!!!!! Fuck him hard!!!)
(*Kitty shakes head quietly, and pulls out flags shouting, "GO REMUS GO!!!"*)
Remus mutters darkly as he throws the bastard inside, "Now we'll see who gets the girl, Adolf."
(Kinky Forum: Awww...they're not going in there for what we wanted....)
That's it for Chapter Three: "Don't forget the Chives"
Stay tune for Chapter Four: "Salsa Baby, and for the sake of it, add sour cream!"
Schiess!!!!!!Schiess!!!Shchiess!!!! I hate this damn fucking freak'n shitty crap!!!!! WAAAAAAAA!!! I....just typed it all up....and....it deleted it.......
(Schiess means "shit" in German)
(*Breathes deeply*) okay, I'm going to type it....again!
Continuation of Chapter Three: Don't forget the Chives!
Chapter Four: Salsa baby, and for the heck of it, add the sour cream!
Ten minutes after Remus dragged Adolf into the closet, Kitty finally finds where the scoop is.
She shouts being very upset, "I'm missing the action in there! If there's a fight, I wanna see! The right for Jocelyn's love!"
Jocelyn looks at her curiously, "Love?"
(Kinky Forum: Yes...Yes! Go in the closet and heat it up Kitty!!!)
(Kitty wishes that she had control of her whip and handcuffs, but Jojo has taken all priority over weapons... and stuffed them in a safe)
Remus pokes his head out triumphantly and smiles. Giving a victorious peace sign, Remus said happily, "Yes! I won!"
Jocelyn looks at Remus quietly, and smiles, thinking quietly to herself, "I'm glad he's okay..."
Kitty pounces on the victourious startled Remus, and asks happliy, "How does it feel to win?"
Remus answers with a confused, "Huh?"
Forgetting about Kitty entirely, Remus turns his head towards his girl.
"Helloooo! I'm talking here!" Kitty shouts at him angrily.
Jocelyn looks back at him quietly, and smiles.
(Jibaku....do you have any dynamite?)
Jibaku: Looks about his cluttered apartment....(Looks just like Dom's!) and says triumphantly, "NOt a stick!"
Kitty: .... Lil Wolf, do you have any...?
Lil Wolf: *searches pockets* *pulls out lint, chewed up gum, used condoms, and one, amazingly fresh piece of dynamite.*
Lil Wolf: Yes, I do.
Kitty: To the safe! (Using the pointed finger of justice!)
(By the way, I only add people to the story that actually reply to my comic. So far, I've only had two, for the 19 other viewers, write me!)
Jocelyn and Remus share a cuddle moment, and Jocelyn murmurs softly, "Remus...You're safe..."
Kitty waves her arms violently in anger and shouts, "Bambar, Where are you!!!!!"
(Bambar is a friend of Remus that loves cameras of all designs and shapes. Kitty and him are reporters that work for the school newspaper, and she uses his skills of fighting to keep her safe from the rage of those whom she takes her stories from for her gossip column.)
Jocelyn was very nervous in Remus's arms, her face heated up uncontrollably. She grabbed his arm, and held it tightly. Remus looked down at her quietly, as she murmured softly, "Don't...get hurt again..."
He put a hand to her cheek and whispered back, "Do not worry about me. You're all that is important."
Kitty cries, looking at them pathetically, "Please...wait till the camera gets here.... I've never made the front page.... Where's Bambar when I need him!" Kitty sobs as Adolf slowly and weakly walks out of the closet. He thinks darkly to himself, "You haven't won yet, Remus..."
Kitty looks at him sadly and says, "Bambar would be clicking away...if he were here!"
Kitty grumbles angirly, and mutters with irritation, "I'm finding that fucking bastard,....NOW!"
That's it for Chapter Four: Salsa baby, and for the heck of it, sour cream too!
Tune in for Chapter Five: Mustard, Ketchup (catsup), and Chocolate, Oh My!
A continuation of Chapter Four: Salsa, baby, and for the heck of it, sour cream too!
Chapter Five: Mustard, Ketchup (catsup) and Chocolate, Oh My!
Kitty searches non stop for Bambar, she finds him sipping quietly at a cup of tea.
Bambar sighs as he hears his partner in crime sneaking up behind him to yell at him. "Dammitt", he thinks quietly, "It's my day off."
Kitty stares into his eyes and growls.
Bambar stares back and says quietly, "Yes?"
"Don't you think you could take a different day off?"
"NO."
"Please!!!!" Kitty begged and whined.
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
(Kinky Forum: NO, please, don't stop!)
Suddenly they hear a scream that undenyably was Jocelyn's.
Bambar nodded to kitty, as Kitty nodded to bambar.
(Lil Wolf: Let's get those weapons! *blows trumpet*)
(DracoBoy: Hey, I'm here too. With more dynamite!)
(Jibaku: Well, I couldn't find dynamite in my apartment, but I did find some matches...)
(Kitty: That's good...)
(Kinky forum peers around to see Jojo glaring at them as she guards the safe with an iron fist.)
(Kitty: How are we going to get past Jojo?)
(DracoBoy: Jibaku, do you happen to have another banana with you?)
(*Jibaku digs in pockets*, No. Just an apple.)
(DracoBoy:*shoves Jibaku towards Jojo* "Go get her, Tiger!)
Bambar and Kitty run to the scene and sees a scene that makes all their efforts worth while.
Jocelyn getting kissed by Remus as she struggles in a most futile manner to get away.
That's it for Chapter Five: Mustard, Ketchup, and Chocolate, Oh, My!
Tune in for Chapter Six: Marshmallows and Cherries, Hooray!
Anyone besides me notice that the toppings for the mashed potatoes have gotten a little out of hand?
Just discovered that no one really likes the real story, so I'm just going to make it the adventures of the Kinky Forum unless someone wants me to conitnue the other story....
Continuation of Chapter Five: Mustard, Ketchup, and Chocolate, Oh,My!
Chapter Six: Marshmallows and Cherries, Horray!
*Jojo glups as she sees Jibaku come near*
Jojo: H...Hi...Jibaku...What do you have there?
*Jibaku smiles evilly* and whispers in her ear, "Hello, my pet....purrrr"
(What does this not fill with a happy warm feeling...?)
*Jibaku glomps Jojo and puts the apple in her mouth as she starts to scream*
Jojo: mmmmmmfff...MMMMMMFFFF!!!!!!
*Jojo kicks furiously as Jibaku pulls her into her dorm room....*
Kitty: Is she going to be alright in there?
DracoBoy: We'll see....Jibaku is very good...
Lil Wolf: Stop fooling around you two! She'll be back any minute!
Kitty: Are you sure...? *looks at locked door, hears loud slamming noise*
Jojo:Dooonnnn'tttt touch me!!!!!!!
*BAM* Jibaku: Dammitt,....where did you learn to do that?
*Lil Wolf sticks dynamite in lock, and asks DracoBoy for the matches*
DracoBoy: I thought you had em.....
*Kinky forum turns and looks at the door in silence*
Lil Wolf: Don't tell me....
Kitty: Don't tell you what?
*Door is thrown open, and Jojo, half dressed, clambers out, holding the matches victoruosly*
Jojo: Ha!!!! You'll not be tainting this story!
DracoBoy: Jibaku,...man,...couldn't you have held her down for more than two minutes...
Jibaku: If you remember, Draco...the handcuffs are in the safe...
Kitty creeps up to the safe, and turns it lightly....It opens with little effort..
Kitty: Hey! Guys! She forgot to lock it!
*Kinky forum stares at Jojo, their faces go bright red as they tried without sucess to hold in their tears*
*Jojo pulls up her dress strap and marches off in anger....You can hear her crying in the distance*
DracoBoy pokes at the others, and they all watch sadly as their newbie walks off in a sad huff...
Will they bring her back to the Kinky Forum....? Or will she leave (dum dum dum) forever!!!!!!!
Tune in Next Chapter!
"Adding Jalpenos to the Pot!"
Where we left the Ribbon story....
Kitty: Bambar, look-mmff
Kitty tried to speak, but her mouth was clamped down upon by Bambar who looked at the couple with mischief in his eyes.
He let go of her mouth quietly, and she rubbed up next to him saying, "I love that look you get in your eye, Bambar....It's so pretty..."
Bambar murmured darkly, "Compliments are for weaklings...."
He held up his camera, and started clicking away.
Kitty pouted and started to take notes of the event at hand.
Jocelyn: Remus....why do you insist on following me....like this?
(Kinky forum: It's because he thinks you're a sexy bitch woman!)
Remus: Because you're too pretty to resist.... Remus murmured lightly with a smile.
Jocelyn blushed lightly, and backed away from him. "Remus...I like you and all but...I can't go on liking somebody that is so overpowering.."
(Kinky Forum looks at DracoBoy.) (Kinky Forum: You did say you were a supernatural god,....didn't you?)
Remus held her against the wall, and looked softly into her fearful eyes. "Jocelyn....if I wasn't that way....would you have let me get this far?"
Jocelyn looked at him with a sad expression...."I guess not..."
Remus hugged the little timid girl in his arms lightly, and murmured,"I'lm not going to leave the one thing I care about most..."
(Kinky Forum: Well...that was anti climatic..)
Jojo: Not for those of us who don't care about others, no.
Kinky Forum: Jojo!!!!!
Jojo backs away quietly. Jojo: Stay away from me...
Kitty: Jojo, we didn't mean to laugh....(snicker) honest...
DracoBoy: Yeah...(giggle) really..
Lil Wolf: Bwahahahahaha
Jibaku: Shut up, Lil Wolf.
*Lil Wolf clears throat* Lil Wolf: Sorry, Jojo....It's just that...
Bwahahahaha.....
*Jojo looks down and finds that she has stepped in shit.*
Forgetting every chance of being a tough girl, Jojo runs away crying.*DracoBoy smacks Lil Wolf about the head* Jibaku: Nice going, Lil Wolf
Lil Wolf: But....I didn't mean it...
Kitty: *pats shoulder* It's okay....we know you didn't mean it.... Although it was pretty funny that she stepped in shit...
*Lil Wolf and Kitty laugh together* *DracoBoy and Jibaku stare at them in quiet silence*
After a few minutes, the Kinky forum walks back to Jojo's dorm room to apologize....before it's too late..... (dum dum dum)
Tune in for Chapter Seven: All's fair in love and cheese!
And now, Chapter Seven: All's Fair in Love and Cheese!
We continue our story with..... Wait a second...
DracoBoy...why are you petting Remus at a time like this?
*DracoBoy stares innocently at Jojo* DracoBoy: I don't know what you mean....
Remus: Purrrrrrr
Kitty: Jojo, why won't you come back to us?
Jojo: Because you guys are jerks...*grumble*
Jibaku: Come now....Let's put that awful mess behind us..
Jojo: NO Way!!!! *Storms off, grabbing Remus moaning by the tail*
DracoBoy: Bye, kitty....*waves sadly*
*Kitty pulls a hammer from hammerspace and thwocks DracoBoy aside the head* Kitty: This isn't the time!
Lil Wolf: Well....what do we know about her?
*silence* chirp chirp chirp
Arale: She doesn't like acorns!
*Kinky Forum stares at Arale in wonder*
Kinky Forum: You aren't a member......
(Note from the past, anyone that replys to Jojo comic, gets inserted into story, whether they like it or not)
Arale: Uh.....Well, I'm here, aren't I?
*Kinky Forum nodds* Kinky Forum: Good point, good point...
Kitty: She likes Remus... wait...that doesn't help...
Jibaku: She's chatty... but that doesn't really help
DracoBoy: She's gay....
Other members of Kinky Forum besides Dracoboy plus Arale:SHE'S WHAT!!!!
Due to a bad translation of DracoBoy's writing (THIS IS JUST A JOKE!!!!)
DracoBoy meant to say that she's a happy person...
*Kinky group and Arale sigh in relief*
Kitty: Well...she's just a good person...that's all I need to know!
Lil Wolf: Yeah, that's it! Even if we are completely clueless as to anything else about her!
Jibaku: Yeah, even if she does have no life what so.....wait....this sounds shitty....
DracoBoy: Morons....
*Jojo walks up quietly behind them with tears in her eyes*
Jojo: You guys couldn't give me a good compliment if it hit you in the face, but, you're all the greatest! *runs and hugs Kinky Forum*
Arale: This sucks....
*Remus walks over to her, taps her on the shoulder and frenches her*
For, this is after all, a story of kinkiness......
Tune in next chapter!
Chapter Eight: Like a Bridge over Troubled Sushi!
I was going to write in the Ribbon story,....but the Kinky Forum called to me... I worked on this one instead of doing my math....^^;
Chapter Eight: Like a Bridge Over Trouble Sushi
Bambar and Kitty have come upon the couple kissing
Remus has been talking to Jocelyn
(I need to remind myself of what's been happening....^^;, I forget...)
(Kinky Forum: Jojo....;;;;
Jojo:
you force these kisses upon me... But still...You stare at me as if I kissed you... *looks into remus's eyes strangly*
Kitty: You getting all this?
Bambar: Every second. (click click click click click)
The next morning.....
THE CIGAM DAILY DOSE
Story by: Kitty Claws
(blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda gobble d gook frumble fringe frangle doo wop wa bop da nahhhh!!!!) (Wait....how did that turn into the ending for a musical?)
*Picture of Jocelyn being kissed by Remus*
Scene: Remus and Jocelyn holding newspaper
Both: Oh....shit....
*They glance down at the phrase, "Now a dating happy couple..."
*Remus is happy that people thinks that they are dating....but he pretends to be upset so Jocelyn doesn't get angry with him*
Both: Dating?....
*Jocelyn searches out Kitty while Remus searches for Bambar, needless to say, both of which are in hiding.*
After many a grueling hour looking for Kitty, Jocelyn finds her behind the school dumpster, the only on the hunch that it was Kitty making the loud shouts of "I'm finally on the cover!!!! Weeeee!!!"
When Jocelyn looks at Kitty, Kitty smiles, and with many sparkles and such in the background says, "Looky, I made the cover!"
Jocelyn glares at Kitty quietly, and slowly sticks her hand into hammer space.
Jocelyn: Come here, kitty...
*tears flowing* *bubble... * Kitty: I just wanted to make the cover...
*sniff* *sniff*
*Jocelyn swings down her hammer, and stops suddenly, the hammer hovering over Kitty's head*
Kitty: Huh? *blink* *blink*
Jocelyn: Sigh.....I couldn't never hit somebody....that looked that innocent.... Why the hell am I so righteous?
(Kinky Forum: Righteous? ....You've got to be kidding.)
New Story for Kinky Forum: "Acorn Girl Gone Nuts! wait a sec....that's "missing".... can I make bad typos or what?...." *wanders off to make corrections*
Scene: Kinky Forum eating sushi over at Jibaku's messy (like Dom's!) aparment
Kitty: how do you get through all this stuff?
Jibaku: a human has to adapt to it's surroundings.
Jojo: Who said you were human?
*Jibaku sniffs*
Jojo: I'm SORRY!!!!!
Kitty: Jojo, he was being sarcastic
Jojo: .....I knew that....
*Dracoboy enters with large tray of sushi*
Dracoboy: Raw fish for all!!!! ^^
Kinky Forum: Let's Chow!!
(my cat just ran across the lab top and I had to erase it..... )
*munch* *crunch*
Kinky Forum: Mmmmmm.... Fishy breath goodness.....
*enter Lil Wolf*
Lil Wolf: Konichiwa!
Kinky Forum: mmmffmmffgrafglupswallowchew
*sweat drop appears*
Lil Wolf: Hey! Stop chowing down and look at me will ya!
*Kinky Forum stops eating for a moment, and then returns hungrily*
(Note: How did they manage to pay for all that sushi? Maybe they got it from Kitty, being a pimp, and all....)
*Jojo walks over to Lil Wolf and hands her a plate filled with sushi goodness* Jojo: Here ya go! I don't really like sushi anyway! ^^
^^......^^;
*silence*
*chirp chirp chirp chirp*
*chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp*
......................(sweat drop)
Kinky forum: Doesn't.....like.......
Lil Wolf:.......
*all stare at Jojo*
.............
*clears throat* Jojo: Well, uh, I'll make a cake with this flour I got when Arale came over and whomped me with it
Kinky Forum: *silence*
(Writer: is golden)
Lil Wolf: Yeah, where is the acorn girl? I haven't seen her anywhere....
Kitty: I saw her talking to some squirrels a few days ago...
Jibaku: *shrug*
Draocoboy: She paid Kitty to sleep with me last night.....^^....okay,....so that's a lie ^^;
Jojo: Hmmmm......
what has happened to Acorn Girl? Tune in Next Time for: Chapter Nine
(dum dum dum)
Chapter Nine: When Good Jerky goes Bad!
Write out the title of the next chapter for me one every page so that way I don't forget what's it's called and have to recheck it by going back!! grrr....
Anyway, I found out what the chapter was called, so Asi es la vida or Se la vie (sp) or That's life
Well, anywho, let's get typing! jojo, you're talking to yourself again
Shhh... don't let them now that....
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Peaches!!!Nooooooo!!! Stop that!!!!
*Scoops up kitty and shoves her out of the room and closes the door*
Sigh...cats.....
Which story to begin with?.....choices, choices.....
RIBBON!!!!^^
Remus finds Bambar sitting in a tree, whistling quietly in the summer sun
Remus: Did you have to put that in?
Bambar: Yes, Prince, I couldn't avoid it.
Remus rested his head against the base of the big tree, and sighed quietly.
Bambar: Long day?
Remus: yes....My lady won't talk to me...Too worked up about the whole mess...
Bambar: Hah! I love that! You know, sometimes I think it's just so hilarious that your lady doesn't remember you!! (snicker)
Remus whispered something very lightly, and even though Bambar's acute hearing heard the words, he could not understand them
Suddenly, the tree shook violently, adn Bambar fell to the ground in a heap
(Kinky forum: Jerry! Jerry!)
(Jojo: Sigh.....)
Bambar: you did that on purpose!
Remus: Yes, I did.
Bambar grumbled slightly, and sighed.
Bambar: Okay, I see your point, it really isn't that funny....
Remus: Is Luna doing all right?
Bambar: Oh, she's doing wonderful....Although I haven't seen her since yesterday...
(Luna is Remus's twin sister. She's also Bambar's wife, but only a few people know that. And Jocelyn is not one of them)
Remus smirked slightly... I wonder why that could be?
Bambar growled slightly, adn Remus smirked again.
Remus and Bambar suddenly heared a rustling sound, and turned to see who it was....
"Acorn Girl's Gone Missing!"
The Kinky forum is sitting around Jibaku's messy apartment, listening to his gong playing, and waiting for Jojo's cake to come out of the oven.
*ding dong*
DracoBoy answers door...*glomp*
DracoBoy:Hi, Jakunen, feeling better?
Jakunen:*hic* Jus...wonderful....*hic*
*kitty stares at Jakunen worriedly* Kitty: Should she really be here?
Jibaku: Well, if she managed to get here unscathed....
Jakunen:*hic*
*Jibaku scoops up Jakunen and places her on the messy sofa.*
Jakunen: Thankx
Lil Wolf: Uh, guys....do you smell something burning?
*everyone gasps*
Kinky forum: Jojo!!!!
*There's smoke coming from the oven, and Jojo is nowhere to be found*
Kitty:W...where Jojo?? *sniff* Waaaaa!!!!
*Lil Wolf picks up note*
I have my victims....bwahahahahah*cough* *cough* *ahem*
you'll never get them back!!!!!
DracoBoy: Oh no! Poor Jojo and Arale!!!! *puts hands to face like in Home Alone*
Lil Wolf: Who would be stupid enough to clear their throat on a kidnapping message?
*All of Forum looks to Kitty*
Kitty: Don't look at me like that!
*Jibaku takes out cake* *sniff* *sniff*
Jibaku: Mmmmm....burnt chocolate goodness....
All of Kinky Forum now stares at Jibaku
Jibaku: What? We can't just let it all go to waste...
Five minutes later...
Kitty: Ah...Jojo's cooking tastes even better when it's burnt,...maybe we should let her get kidnapped more often....
DracoBoy: *Pouts* (to everyone's enjoyment) I want Crescentlady back!
(meow) *scratch scratch*
(writer: Oh dammit....)
(maaayyyyooooooowwwww.....mew mew)
(purr.....)
(Sigh....sometimes you're really cute at times...)
*Peaches purrs happily in lap*
^^; Sry, guys, just had to bring in another kitty moment....
Jibaku: You go find her.... *yawn*....
Jakunen: You...*hic* ...guys are horrible...you're just going to sit *hic hic hic hic* while Jojo and Arale are kidnapped....*cough cough* (ate the cake too)
Lil Wolf: Jakunen's right! Let's go get our friends back! (points the finger of justice)
Kitty: One problem...
Lil Wolf: What's that?
Kitty: We have no idea where to look...
Lil Wolf: Oh.
DracoBoy: But.....who will I torture?.....
Jibaku: *nodds in agreement* Indeed...Jojo is almost as good to torture as Jakunen is
Jakunen: *snore*
DracoBoy::....It's either she's really sick, or that was a really crappy line...
*All nod in agreement*
Kinky Forum: Crappy line.
(dum dum dum)
Tune in to Chapter Ten: The Big BeefCake!
Sigh....A lot of stuff to answer back to...but I got it all done, and I can finally write the next chapter.
Today's been tedious....but I've throughly enjoyed it even though... Tap class was good, I didn't fall, and I drew some awsome pictures today that I will post as soon as my new puter w/ scaner is hooked up.
Well that was my day, now to the story....
Chapter Ten: The Big BeefCake! (courtesy of the one member of the Kinky Forum that sadly hasn't spoken in Jojo comic...) *cough* Lutin *cough*
It seems that Ribbon will always come first, and Kinky Forum story last, so that's how it will be, unless I say otherwise...Bwa hahahaha...*ahem*
Now, where the hell did I leave off?....*Checks messy room* Aha!
Bambar and Remus are talking quietly and they hear a rustling noise.. Got it!
<don't look so tense you two, it's only me>
Remus sighed and looked at Daine relaxing. Remus: you really shouldn't do that, Daine.
Daine smiled. <you do it to me often enough. Although I will admit it is Bambar's expertise.>
(Daine is telepathic. So, now you can tell when he's speaking aloud and stuff)
Bambar: Is Myra behaving herself?
<no. she's still angry at me for being four minutes late to pick her up>
(Kinky Forum: Bitch.)
Bambar: Oh.
Remus remained quietly as Daine and Bambar conversed. He wasn't in an especially good mood for talking.
<Remus?>
Remus looked up quietly.
Yes?
(Luminos is their home planet.)
Remus: Feh. Why should you care?
<Don't give me that.>
(DracoBoy: Why doesn't he pout, like me?)
Bambar: I know you're quiet... But you must admit, you normally talk much more than this when we get together.
Remus: Just...
Remus: FUCK OFF!
(Kinky Forum: How hard?)
Daine and Bambar looked at Remus quietly. (By the way, Remus has a weird ability to block telepathic signals. He trained himself so that people like Daine couldn't see into his thoughts.)
Bambar: We're only trying to help.
Remus: Just...leave me alone... I need to think...
prince. > Daine said coldly.
Bambar: Yes, indeed, Prince.
Remus lay beneath the shade of the cool tree, and thought about many things. Just random things, about his haunted past, his dreaded present, and his hopefully happy future, with a love that he had lost long ago....
"Acorn Girl's Gone Missing!"
(Ugh...where the hell did I leave off with this one...?) (Urk...) *frazzles hair* must...remember.....Dammitt!!!! Something about me kidnapped and cake....Oh, well, I'll just have to wing it.
(Really, I forgot. I'm literally going to have to make up what happened)
Jibaku's Apartment (several hours after Jojo's disapeerance)
Jakunen: Oh, wow! My cold is gone!
Jibaku: *hic* *hic* Damn you, Jakunen...You gave me your a..aa...achoo! cowld.....
Kitty: Jibaku...you just sneezed all over me!
Jibaku: Sawwie.....*sniff* Ugh....
*DracoBoy pats Jibaku on the back* DracoBoy: There, there, Jibaku...
Jibaku: *cough* thaknx.....
*a car door slams from the street below, and Jibaku's intercom for letting in people rings*
*Jibaku sludges over to the intercom* Jibaku: Hewooo?
Alleycat: Wow, you sound sick....
Jibaku: Whooooo is dis?
Alleycat: Oh, I'm Alleycat, a friend of Kitty's, can I come up?
Jibaku: Uh...aa..aaa....Sure. CHOOO!!!!
*Alleycat enters the apartment, only to be glomped by Kitty*
Kitty: Alleycat! My old bitch! Wowie! I'm meeting old friends every where!
(Alleycat is retired folks. No pimp action for her)
(Kinky Forum: Awwwww....)
(^^...I'm kidding.)
*rolls up sleeves.....why you....*
Alleycat: B..bitch?
Kitty: we're friends, I can say that, right? *smile*
Alleycat: NO.
Kitty: *pout* (just like DracoBoy)
DracoBoy: I'm being ignored. *pout*
*Everybody, cept poor, sick Jibaku glomps DracoBoy*
DracoBoy: As much as I love the attention...GET OFF ME!!! YOU'RE ALL TOO HEAVY!!!
*Everybody climbs off of Dracoboy*
*suddenly, another car door slams, and without any intercom....
LOVESMYSHINJI bursts into the already crowded, super super messy Jibaku's apartment*
Lovesmyshinji: Jojo...and ...*huff* Acorngirl.....they've ...*huff huff* been taken to the old abandoned fishery at the edge of town....
Kinky Forum: Who are you?
Lovesmyshinji: Sigh....*huff* I finally get my ass over here, and that's allyou people can say? What a family...
Lil Wolf: Ummmm...Guys... do you perhaps think the shiny portal in Jibaku's kitchen has something to do with all this?
Kinky Forum plus lovesmyshinji: What?
*points finger to Jibaku's kitchen* *all cram inside*
They all see a shiny portal. It's shiny. That's about it.
*Kitty walks ignorantly up to the portal* Kitty: What'll ya think'll happen if I....
*touches portal*
A bright flash of light fills the small, very messy kitchen, and Kitty is gone...
What has happened to Kitty? What will the Kinky Forum do? Why are all of these people entering this story? (Wait a sec...I already answered that...)
Tune in next Chapter: The Land of Pixie Sticks and Happy Light up glow in the dark teletubbies that everyone is freaked out by because they're just that scary!
(I hope Kelly doesn't kill me for doing this...... It's really long).....
A lot of things had happened to Remus in his lifetime, for he's lived a very, very long life thus far. Remus is 109 years old to date, or 19 in our terms. (He's actually four, having been created four years ago)
Anyway, so you guys can fully enjoy the wonderful world that is Ribbon, and so that why you guys'll get my jokes, is for me to tell the (dum dum dum) the basics.
The basics are: The Pre Prelude and the Prelude
Why two? Because there is a lot of complicated stuff, and if you don't know the first thing then you're already confused for the second...
I've tired to introduce the story to many people, and questions are always welcome.
Pre Prelude (Kinda Scary that I have two, isn't it?)
Imagine long long ago, in the great sand plains of Egypt, where many divine gods were worshipped in vast temples of supreme beauty.
In one of these temples, there is a high priest, one of which that was married to one of the most beautiful of women in the land.
One day, his lovely bride came to him, with a book, an offering of her affections towards him, but he threw it away, knowing full well that a book of spells would anger the gods above them.
But, the wife wished to keep the book, and taught herself it's mysterious ways. The book was actually a spell book, and the woman became one of the very few at that time to learn of it's mysterious powers. Since magic was used so rarely at that time, when her magic was activated, she became infused with it, thus becoming immortal.
Her husband found out about this, and locked the poor woman away in a cave far from the city, and waited for her to die.
When he came for her remains, a cruel few years later, he found her sitting quietly inside, not having aged a single day.
The man stared at her in shock, and she looked up at him with a cold stare. He tried to apologize, and tried to convince her to teach him the ways, so he could become immortal and live by her side.
But, she knew that he would missuse the powers given, so she ran away, and the man grew ever more hateful of his wife.
The contempt ate him alive, or so they say, that he gave his soul to the bowels of darkness, so that he could take revenge upon the wife he used to love.
Sry, I'm writing far too much on Ribbon right now, I might have to make separate chapters for the two while I'm explaining the crap.
"Acorn Girl's Gone Missing!"
Kay, Kitty, Jojo, and Acorn Girl are all gone, and the whole group is looking at a portal that is shiny.
Lil Wolf: Well, that sucks.
DracoBoy: Literally, or figuratively?
Lil Wolf: Sigh....
*Jibaku tries to hold back a sneeze but and slowly starts to back into the shiny portal* A....aaaa...aaaa POOF
Jibaku is gone.
DracoBoy: Jibaku!!!!! *leaps in blindly after him*
Lovesmyshinji: Well, I suppose if half the group is going to jump into a portal that they have no idea where it might lead to, fine with me. *jumps in*
Jakunen: *shakes head* Why do I hang out with these people?
*jumps in*
Lil Wolf:Alleycat, you coming?
Alleycat: No, I'd rather to the smart thing and play it safe.
Lil Wolf: *shrug* Suit yourself.
*Jumps in*
Alleycat: *looks about the messy apartment, looks at portal* .........
Alleycat: I'll stay here.
(Whole Kinky forum's feet can be seen dangling in the air)
*Suddenly Lutin bursts in and shakes Alleycat vigorously*
Lutin: I'm sorry I'm late!!!! Jibaku!!!
*looks down at Alleycat*
*Alleycat looks dizzy*
Lutin: (sweat drop)
*Shakes Alleycat again*
Lutin: What have you done with Jibaku!!!!!
Alleycat: .....uh......cant...feell.....brain.....
*lets go of Alleycat*
Lutin: Where did he go, little one?
*Alleycat clears scrambled brain and points to the portal.*
Alleycat: He sneezed himself in there.
Lutin:.......
Alleycat:Well, aren't you going after him?
Lutin: I'm not going by myself! *grabs Alleycat's arm*
Alleycat: No! Wait! I don't wannaaaaaaaaaaaa......
*both disapeer into the portal and it closes behind them*
Both: What the?
They stare at a cheaply made cardboard candy land. Literally the Board game, CandyLand tm.
Lutin: You gotta be kidding me.....
Alleycat:...........(sweat drop)
The game was truly lifesize, you could only see the large purple fruit on the first part of the dinky game.
*Lutin slaps his forehead*
Lutin: Writer! I demand a revote over who has to be the main character for this part!!!!
Writer: ......*silence is golden*
*grumble*
*Alleycat runs over to a deck of cards*
Alleycat: Hey, look, all we have to do is finish the game, right?
*Lutin walks over, adn gazes down at the cards*
Lutin: I don't think so.
Written on the card, is a picture of a big pink teletubby, with a little picture of Jakunen.
What has happened to the Kinky Forum members! Why is Jojo driving everyone crazy by writing stupid things about Ribbon! Why am I writing like this?
Tune in Next Chapter (Just Kinky Forum this time, unless someone actually wants me to continue Ribbon)
for: All things shall pass....except for that moldy green substance in the back of the fridge!
Well, first, my puter's not in a happy mood.... So this particular commentary is going to have a lot of stuff in it.
Second, my dad just did something hilarious. He managed to get his foot perfectly stuck in our gutter as we walked in! It was the funniest thing watching him hop around with it stuck on his foot! I mean, I helped him get it off and everything but...hahaha....Sry.....I'm not trying to be mean....
Isis says hi in kitty lang.
third, I'm freezing, I just sat for three hours watching a college foot ball game.
fourth, Mei, don't kill me for getting your personality wrong in the story....
I don't have your character down to pat yet. (same for Rillystar)
Fifth, I still need Lamby and RainCandy too....And thanks for getting Rilly on for me, preciate it. ^^
And with any Ribbon this chapter(next one) I bring to you all:
Chapter Twelve: All things shall come to pass...except for that moldy green substance in the back of the fridge!
"Acorn Girl's Gone Missing!"
Last chapter, we all read about Lutin and Alleycat's adventure to a cardboard candy land, and discovered a card with a pink teletubby and a picture of Jakunen... Oh No! Is she?
Alleycat: What do you think it means?
Lutin: No idea.
*Lutin drops card and turns suddenly*
Lutin: Do you hear that?
Alleycat: Hear what?
*Running up the hill was a little green furry man carrying a basket of purple plums*
Furry Green Man: How would you both like to try one of my famous plums? They're very tasty. ^^
*Lutin and Alleycat look at each other nervously*
Both: Uh....no thanks.
FGM: But you must I insist.
Lutin: Sry, but we can't stop to eat right now. We'll be going now.
*Starts to walk away nervously*
Alleycat: Freak! *picks up plum and chucks it at him*
*hits FGM on the head he growls evilly*
FGM: You shall pay for your wickedness!!!!! Hisssss...
*They run away from the scary little monster*
Lutin: Why the hell did you do that?
Alleycat: He..he scared me.
Lutin: Remind me never to frighten you.
Alleycat: Why?
*shakes head in agrivation*
After being revived at a nearby stream, they start to walk briskly along the path.
*boom* *boom*
Lutin: Hey, Alleycat, doesn't this remind you of that movie? Uhh...what's it called? Purassic Jark?
Alleycat: Don't remind me...
*Boom* *Boom*
The ground starts to shake.
Alleycat: Lutin...
Lutin: Yes?
Alleycat: Now I'm scared.
Suddenly a huge red dragon appears and snaps it's jaws violently at the travlers.
All of a sudden, it peers at Lutin for a few moments, and sniffs him.
Lutin and Alleycat are too overtaken with dragon fear to move.
DracoBoy: Lutin!!!!!!
Luckily Lutin and Alleycat managed to escape Dracoboy's huge ground shaking glomp, having forgotten that he was a huge dragon at the time.
Lutin: D....dracoboy? Is that you?
Dracoboy: Yes, it's me. ^^ *pout* I got turn into a dragon.....
*Lutin pats Dracoboy's thick red scales* Lutin: There, there...
MEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWRRRRR!!!!
Kitty: You're going to have to pay up for that!!!
Alleycat: K...Kitty....you're...a...a cat....
Kitty: Meowr...Purr.... *rubs against Alleycat's leg*
Alleycat: Maybe we should just keep them like this. They look so cute. ^^
Dracoboy: I can't glomp anybody!!!! *pout* (the pout doesn't look very natural on a dragon...but, still very very cute, for it is Dracoboy after all ^^)
Lutin: Hey, why haven't we turned into anything yet?
Alleycat: I don't *poof*
Alleycat: Meow?
Lutin: Spoke too soon....
Alleycat: miiiiiaaaayyoooooo.....(waaaaaaaaaa)
Mei: All those with screenames of creatures transform in the land of Pixie Sticks.
Lutin: The land of what?
Mei: Pixie Sticks. You know, like the game.
Lutin: There isn't any game called that.
Mei: Candy Land! Idiot!
Lutin:
Mei: Sry....didn't mean to.
Lutin: I feel better now.
Mei: Anyway, people can't live in the magical world, with out turning into a magical creature.
Dracoboy: But the cats aren't magical.
Mei: They can talk, can't they?
All: OH..... *in extreme cheesy awe*
Mei: I've come to turn you, Lutin into a fantasy creature as well, so we can all have a harmonious happy ending. ^^
Lutin: I don't wanna be turned into anything...unnatural... *cough* Sam Wisegamgy (sp)
Mei: Oh come now, it won't hurt but a little....*holds up huge shot with long pointy needle with bubbling neon orange fluid*
Lutin: You're the biggest lair I've ever met!
Mei: And you're the biggest nuisance! Now come here, little wolf!!!!
Lutin: AHHHHHHHHHH! *runs away quickly, leaving the others behind*
The others: Get the antidot!!!!! Somehow!!!!
*Mei stops, and puts down the rather large needle and sits quietly on a yellow sidewalk square.*
Mei: You haven't escape me yet, Lutin.... Ahahahahaaa.....
Lutin: Haha...Oh...I so tired....what a day...first I'm late, then I'm attacked by a green freak, and then chased by a physco wielding a shot to use to turn me into who knows what....
(Mei, I promise I won't make you a bad guy next time, but somebody has to be one. Personally, I think you fit the part nicely. ^^; Just don't kill me.)
Soon it became night in Pixie Stick land, and Lutin was tired.
He looked up at the moon and sighed sadly.
Lutin: Why the hell do I have to be the hero? (as spoken by every hero anywhere.)
Suddenly he gasped as he looked at the moon closer. There was a little lady sitting on the ridge of the crescent moon.
Lutin: I don't believe it....Jojo?
^^ Jojo: Hello, Lutin.
Lutin: *rubs eyes in disbelief*
*Crescentlady floats down gracefully from her perch, looking pale and silvery just like the moon. ^^*
Jojo: You seem surprised. Did you not expect for me to turn out like the others?
Lutin: *mouth haning open*
Jojo: What is wrong with you?
Lutin: You actually look pretty for once.
Jojo:........*Unsure of whether to slap him for being rude or to hug him for giving such a nice compliment*
*Hug*
^^; I can't hit people....
The wind blew lightly, and Jojo looked about nervously.
Jojo: I'm sorry, Lutin, but I cannot go with you....You see, my light is like candy for some creatures, and I'd only get in the way....
Lutin: Dammit. Why do I have to go alone?
Jojo: *smile* Why don't you ask Acorn Girl to go with you?
Arale climbed down from a tree and glomped Lutin
Lutin: Hi, Arale.
Arale: Hello!! ^^
Arale: I'm the only other person that didn't get turn into something awful!
Jojo: And I did?
Arale: No! I didn't mean it like that!
Jojo: *sniff* *sniff* ......
The trees bent and swayed in a sad slow rythym as Jojo cried, the whole land seemed to cry as she.
(Yes, I am eating this up. My screen name actually does something cool.)
Jojo: *sniff* Sorry, about that....I'm too sensitive...
*howl*
Jojo: Oh no! They're coming!!!! Don't let them find me here!
What are the howling creatures? Why is everyone here? Am I still going to keep the title as "Acorn Girl Gone Missing!" ?
Tune in for this and more in Chapter Thirteen: Every Rillystar has a silver RainCandy Lining!
Chapter Twelve: Every Rillystar has a silver RainCandy lining!
Jojo: OH NO! They're coming!!
Lutin: Didn't you just say that?
Arale: Ahhhhhh!!!!
*suddenly, little mutant (yes you guessed it) Teletubbies crawled out from the forest, their eyes coal black, and their voices raspy*
Freak#1:Give us the moon lady....
Freak#2: Give us the moon lady....
Jojo: Can't you say anything else?
Freaks: no......
*sry, guys, parents having dinner party, I've to go and be a good hostess... I'll finish later....*
*walks away sadly*
(This was a chapter where I didn
Chapter Fifteen: "Ai, ai, a bullfrog! A bullfrog is coming!"
Jojo:Eeeeeekkk!!!!! Let go of me!!
Mei: Urg.... Come on....
Jojo: NO!!!!
Mei: Damn you're heavy..
Jojo: Help!!!
*Lil Wolf jumps into the bushes after Jojo, and starts to attack the mystery assailent* (Guys, you don't know it's Mei, yet. I know you'd never hurt each other.)
Mei:Auuuggghh!!
*Mei gets pushed to the ground harshly*
Mei: Owwww..... *gets up slowly*
Jibaku: What were you..aa...aaa...trying to do to...aaa... Jo...aaa.Jo...aaa...aaa...aaa aa...forget it.
Lutin: Tell us, why haven't you been transformed?
Mei: I....I ... um,....er..uh...yea?
Arale: She looks like an enemy to me.
Lutin: Yea, she was the one that chased me with that horrid shot thingy.
(^^ It's just a story. Don't kill me. )
Mei: I....I'm sorry.....
Jojo: There, there....*pats her on the back*
Jojo: You're one of Rillystar's followers, aren't you?
*Mei looks up at Jojo quietly*
Mei:.....How did you know that?
Jojo: I can see it in your eyes. You're a good person.
Lutin: I still don't trust her.
(Story!! Story!!! No offense!!!)
Jibaku: Choo!!!
(KinkyForum: That was a bit late.)
Jibaku: Uggg.... I hate colds.... I hate worse that I can't hold my Zo...
*Lutin attempts to storke the box of kleenex, it doesn't work real well*
Jibaku: Thankx.... *sniff* CHOO!
Lil Wolf: But still, why were you trying to get Jojo?
Mei: The Crescentlady is the only one that can set my mistress and her lady in waiting free. They sent me to find her.
*Suddenly, the sky darkened and all grew scared.*
Sire: Mei! You have transformed the others! Good! ....No..No small exhale.....small exhale... Haven't... you .... transformed....the ...others...now? .....NO!!! Yet!!! YET YET YET YET!!!!
(Kinky Forum: This guy is really stupid.)
(I love the small exhale instead of the deep breath bit, it's funny. ^^)
*The sire suddenly takes form and all gasp to see a cute furry little light blue bunny with big round eyes*
Entire Arcana Forum: AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
(This includes all newbies and Kelly, and anyone else who reads this file)
Sire: KEEP GETTING LOUDER!!! KEEP GETTING LOUDER!!!....dammit....
SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!
Mei: Sire.... I have failed you sire....
Sire: You sure haven't.
Sire:......
Sire: You know what I meant.
*Looks about at the group, and then gasps as he sees Jojo*
Sire: YOU...... I've been looking every where for you.
*Jojo looks at the adroable pale blue bunny in terror and tries valiently to escape from him.*
*She cries out in pain as lighting strikes down from the sky and knocks her out*
Group: Jojo!!!
Sire: Ahhahahaahahahahaha!!! I've won! I've won! *carries Jojo away after him cackling menacingly in their wake.*
Lutin: Damn him.
Lil Wolf: Cute though.
*Suddenly the earth shook with a great force and a large red dragon spread it's wings and took off after the bunny and his captive*
Group: Go DracoBoy!!!! Go!!!!
Will Dracoboy catch up to the little blue bunny? Will Jojo be saved? And whatever happened to Jakunen?
Tune in to Chapter Sixteen: Jakunen and the Little Pink Warriors!
^^ Enjoy.
Chapter Sixteen: Jakunen and the Little Pink Warriors!
DracoBoy flapped his mighty great wings, shooting through the skies at speeds very few can comprehend.
"Damn that bunny!" Dracoboy thought as he strove to catch up with him and his captive.
The only way he could see them was by the light that Crescentlady omitted, and that ligth was growing ever thinner the closer they got to the bunny's domain.
Suddenly the bunny sneezed and his prey fell from his grasp.
Sire: Achoo! Curse that box of kleenex! That bastard gave me his cold!
Jojo plummented to the ground quickly, but Dracoboy was just fast enough to catch her and set her lightly on the ground.
DracoBoy prodded her lightly with a claw, and sighed with saddness as he realized that she was unconsious.
Lutin:Whew, that was close.
Jibaku: Hey! My cold is gone! ^^
Lil Wolf: So, what do we do now?
Mysterious Voice: You stay right where you are.
Arale: Why should we?
*steps out from the bushes and glomps Arale*
Jakunen: Because it sure took me long enough to find you guys!
*Arale and Jakunen happily greet one another and then stop suddenly*
Arale: Jakunen..... Why do you have pink skin....and hair that's made out of grass of all things?.... *back away slowly*
Jakunen: Oh, that. I got turned into a dryad. You know, a forest creature?
*All shake their heads no*
Jakunen: Sigh. A dyrad is connected to one tree and can talk to plants and things. Get it?
Group: Kind of....
*loud squeaking noise occurs*
Jakunen: Oh no.... My bretheren are looking for me... I'd better go...
Arale: Bretheren? What are you talking about?
Jakunen: Arale.. You don't want to know.
*Runs off into the woods. Arale runs after her quickly*
Lil Wolf: Well, there isn't anything else we can do right now, let's go.
Kitty: Huff....huff....
Kitty: What did we miss?
Alleycat: *passes out from exhaustion*
*Looks at Alleycat for a moment and then continues*
Kitty: We found a passage that leads inside the castle
Mei: Damn.... I thought that I had hidden it better than that.
Kitty: You did... Until Alleycat over here fell in.
Alleycat:..... that......was...y..
Kitty: Yes, Alleycat, we know that the youth of your inexprience caused you to fall into it....
*Arale shouts from a distance: Eeeeeekkk!!!!*
Lutin: Well, what shall we do?
Jibaku: Lutin and I will go and help Arale, Lil Wolf, go with the others and try to solve this stinking mess!
*All separate. To distinguish which group I am talking about, I shall give them all a Group Title. Lutin and Jibaku:Group A
Dracoboy and Jojo: Group B
Kitty, Alleycat, Lil Wolf, and Mei: Group C
I do this so you all will now about the switching personalities and so that you realize that all of these events are happening simoteniously.* ^^; Work with me here.
Group A
*Lutin and Jibaku ran towards the screams of Arale*
*They stand there in shock at what lays before them*
Little pink Warriors! They looked just like the little furry creatures out of the Sixth Star Wars Movie!
Arale: Eeeeeekkk!! Someone help me!
*Unforutnatly for Jibaku and Lutin they were being held at spear point as well unable to defend themselves.
Soon all three were tied up to a rather large tree, struggling helplessly.
Jibaku: My box is totaly crush from the Lil Wolf/Lutin match, and now this!
Lutin: I think there are more problems than that at stake.
Indeed, there were hundereds of little warriors with huge baskets of acorns, and they were piling them at the groups feet.
Jibaku: Arale.... Those wouldn't happen to be yours, would they?
Arale: Ummmmm.... Always be prepared for the worst, I always say.
Lutin: Yeah, being prepared well done you mean.
What will happen to Group A in their peril? Is Jojo okay? Where exactly is the entrance that "Alleycat" fell into?
Tune in for these answers and more in Chapter Seventeen: Acorns and the Powers of Moonbeams!
Chapter Seventeen: Acorn's and the Powers of Moonbeams!
Group A: Lutin, Jibaku, and Arale
Group A: HEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!
*Little pink warriors start to set the acorns on fire*
Jibaku: Oh no!!! My cardboards is burning up!
*Lutin sidles over to Jibaku's side and tries to shield him from the flames*
Lutin: Don't worry, Jibaku, this isn't the end.
Group B:
*Dracoboy gasps as Crescentlady awakens*
Jojo: What happened?
Dracoboy: You were just about to be kidnapped by that furry rodent.
Jojo: Oh...yes... Fuzzle...
Dracoboy:......
Dracoboy: F....Fuzz.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Jojo: It was a cute name until he came to life. You see, he was my stuffed animal but one day I dropped him into this goopy stuff, and he came to life. I kept him as a pet for a long time, but things kinda got out of hand.....
Dracoboy:He went phsyco on you, right?
*Jojo shook her head miserably*
Jojo: No, no...Fuzzle was always sweet.... One night he got kidnapped and taken here, and they did horrible things to him... just horrible. The poor thing could only think of me and how he wished that he had never been brought to life.... He hates me for that, but yet he still loves me too. I feel so awful.... but what can I do?
Dracoboy:.... I don't know.
*Suddenly a rustling came from behind them, and group C appeared*
Kitty: Hi, Jojo!!
Alleycat: You're safe!
Jojo: Yes, I'm fine.
Mei: Thank goodness you didn't get kidnapped! Princess Rillystar and Lady Raincandy would never have gotten out if you had been captured!
Dracoboy: Princess Rillystar? Lady Raincandy? Wow, they sure got good transformations....
Jojo: Don't be so sure.... You, Fuzzle didn't know who was me, so he thought that Rillystar and Raincandy were me at first... But now he knows... and he'll come for me soon...
Kitty: That sucks.
Alleycat: *nods head in agreement*
Mei: Are you telling me that you all come from an outside world?
Group B/C: You mean to tell us that you come from this place?
Mei: Yes. Don't all of you?
Group B/C: No.....
Mei: Funny, you all seemed quite normal to me...
*You can the entire group b/cs' feet dangling in the air*
Group A: WE'RE KINDA GETTING ROASTED OVER HERE!!!!
Jakunen: Stop hurting my friends!!!
*the little pink warriors look at her in surpirse*
Little Warrior:%*^&*^^$ $%&*%^& (*)&*()^#@%*
Group A: They talk in SWEARS? (cusses if you're southern)
Lutin: %&*^##%$#^
Little Warrior #2: &(*^(&%#$^&
Jibaku: ^*(&$%^#%*(&*$%!!!!!!!!
Little Warrior #3: ^*(&$))%*^*!!!
Jibaku: (^U*T&*%^&(**&&*^%&*%*(&(^*&^&%&^^%&%$#$@%^(&**&)%$%%$&(*%^^*(!!!!!!!!!!!
*Little Warrior #3 and #2 look at Jibaku with big fearful eyes*
Jibaku: %*^$&^*(
(Jojo: I love this. ^^)
Jakunen: ^*^^&%^&(9^%((%&.....
Warriors: ......&^%(&^....&^%$&&*((&**&**.......
Jakunen:*taps foot angrily and points at the roasting heroes like a mother scolding children*
*All warriors shuffle their feet, put out the fires, and untie Group A*
Little Warrior:^(&&*(%&*.....*grumbling*
*Lutin kicks the little warrior in the butt for his fowl comment, altough he's not sure what he said....*
Jakunen: Sorry guys. I didn't know that you were going to run after me, I would've stopped them sooner, but it took me awhile to realize that they were hiding something...
Arale: You couldn't hear our screams for help?
Jakunen: They're in a REALLY bad mood today....
*Gives Jakunen a big hug* Arale: I forgive you.
Kinky forum: Awwwww.....
That's it for Chapter Seventeen! ^^
Tune in for Chapter Eighteen: A Notyetknown person comes to play!
I have homework to do.... But it can wait until my eldest sister Rachel walks in the door and asks me if I've done it yet.... For now though, I'll just type in Chapter.... dammit.... which Chapter is it!!!!
We'll pretend it's Chapter 17, since I have not a clue. ^^;;;;
Chapter 17: A Notyetknown person comes to play!
When we last left our adventurers in the land of Pixie Sticks, Jojo was being kidnapped by the evil that is Fuzzle. (Sorry folks, if you've already read this, then too bad!)
Dracoboy flew off into the bright blue sky, the wind blasted against his face as he hurridly charged after the adorable bunny and his captive.
(I'm not narsiccistic!!!! It is noted that a lot of the story is based around myself.)
(Oooo...cold hands....)
Fuzzle: Achoo!!!!
*On accident, Fuzzle dropped his captive, and decided to escape instead of go after her.*
*Dracoboy dove after Jojo hurridly and caught her at that last minute rush of exictement that every story seems to have*
Unfortunatly, the wind seemed to have knocked her out, and she was unconsious.
(I have just remembered that this is in a chapter that was previously HERE and still is HERE, so I will continue with the point that Jojo had awoken, and was talking to Dracoboy and the others. Sorry about this, but I don't remember everything all at once, I'm slow at times...)
Dracoboy: Oh good, you're awake.
Jojo: Thanks for saving me Draco.
Dracoboy: You're welcome.
*Jojo looks around*
Jojo: When did they all get here?
Dracoboy: Since the author was having technical difficulties, that's just how it is.
Jojo: So, what did I say next?
Dracoboy: How am I supposed to know?
Jojo: ^^;;; Sorry.
Dracoboy: That's okay.
Lil Wolf: I'm lost, who is Fuzzle?
Jojo: Fuzzle is my pet.
Kitty: Your pet?
Kitty: Awww.... I wish I was that lucky to have a cute little bunny like Fuzzle.
Jojo: But you don't understand, Fuzzle used to be a stuffed animal. I dropped him in some strange looking material that often appears at random in a story to give the story some plot. He came to life! At first I was really excited about it, having Fuzzle alive.... But he got kidnapped one night, and I hadn't seen him since....
Alleycat: Well, he's here now.
Jojo: I know.
Alleycat: Why is he after you?
Jojo: Oh... Yeah. He probably blames me for making him alive. If he had been a stuffed animal still, this probably never would have happened to begin with.
Kitty: Remind me to never drop my stuffed animals in strange looking material that often appears at random in a story to give the story some plot.
Alleycat: That was completely unnecessary....
Kitty: ^^
Dracoboy: Achoo!!! *large flame shoots out in a violent flash of light*
Dracoboy: Bless me....
Jojo: Here, let me heal you.
*Jojo's hands glow with a white light, and Dracoboy returns to normal*
Dracoboy: yes! I'm free to wander and to have Sex again!
Jojo: ^^;;;;
Everyone else: Heal me! NO me! Mee me me!!!
Jojo: I can heal one other person, and my powers will be out for awhile.
Alleycat: I think that Lil Wolf should.
Lil Wolf: Really?
Alleycat: Yeah, you're the best with a staff, and you'd really come in handy.
Lil Wolf: Thanks! ^^
Kitty:.....*sniff* *sniffle*
Alleycat: We love you too!
Kitty: *sees colorful sash that Dracoboy is dangling in front of her*
Ooooo.....pretty....... (I couldn't help myself ^^)
Jojo: Come here, Lil Wolf, and I'll heal you. ^^
*Lil Wolf steps forward and is enveloped in a warm light. She becomes human too.*
Mei: You mean to tell me that you guys weren't like that from the begining?
Kinky Forum: Jojo.... not this gag again.... (Fine, have it your way)
(Well, I think you guys have the basics of what went on here. They all decide to confront Fuzzle and rescue Rillystar and RainCandy, who Fuzzle first assumed were both Crescentlady, but he made some mistakes. Mei is a follower of Rillystar and RainCandy, just for a recap.)
Group A: (Yes, I finally made it to the funny part. *wipes sweat off brow*)
(I don't remember a whole lot, only the stuff that Jibaku thankfully remembered, so if I forgot anything important, I'll write it in at a later date. ^^)
I'm going to assume that group A got out of the Little Pink warrior thingy in Ch. 16, and that they were in a middle of a conversation deciding what to do next.
Jakunen: So what do you want to do?
Arale: I dunno....
Lutin: I'm bored....
Jibaku: I'm a kleenex box..... Sniff...
Lutin: It's okay.... You're the same on the inside....
Jibaku: Inside? I'm a piece of Kleenex! Waaaaa!!!
*Suddenly, Jojo from somwhere far off sneezed, and she released some of her powers, and Jibaku became human*
Lutin: JIBAKU!!!
Jibaku: Can't...breath.... But I don't mind ^^ It's my Zo!
Stranger: Awww... look at the cute couple all reunited.
Arale: Who are you?
Notyetknown: I am Notyetknown.
Arale:No, really, who are you?
Notyetknown: I told you, I am Notyetknown!
Arale: Well, if you aren't going to tell me your name, then I shall call you Mr. Poofball! *points finger of justice at Notyetknown*
Jakunen: Mr. Poofball?
Arale: Yup.
Mr. Poofball.... um..er.... Notyetknown: This happens every time...
Eeek! Daddy wants me to stop writing in the next two minutes!
They all hear a scream in the direction of group B, and decide quickly that they should follow the sound.
Tune in next Chapter for "Sweet Dreams with a Lamby Lamb!"
"Sweet dreams with a Lamby lamb" -Crescentlady Chapter Who Knows?
Yep. I wanted to finish it. I had to. It called to me.
Notyetknown: Hey, Lamby, you can come out now.
Lamby: baaaa
Group: Awww
Lamby: baaaa
Notyetknown: This is lamby. She's a lamb.
*sweat drop*
*Lamby tugs at Notyetknown's shirt*
Notyetknown: Okay Lamby, I'll tell them about how when you fall asleep you can makes things you dream into reality.
*a sweat drop appears by Lamby*
Notyetknown: i just explained it... Didn't I?
Lamby: Baa
Lutin: Okay then.
Jibaku: Weren't we supposed to be following the loud scream we heard?
Jakunen: Yeah... it's been so long since the author posted that I had almost forgotten...^^;;;; (Jakunen....grrr)
Arale: Lights *points at the stars* Camera *points to hidden camera that jojo hooked up in all the forums* Acorn!!!!!!! *throws acorns at everyone, gets them mad, and they all run after her, which ironically is in the same direction that they all needed to go in anyway, due to a twist of fate*
*group looks up at Fuzzle's castle, although they have no idea who Fuzzle is*
Draco: How did you guys get here before us?
*all stare at Arale. She points to the acorn in her hand and grins sheepishly*
Lamby: Baa (translation: I resent that)
*lamby yawns*
Jibaku: Why is the drawbridge always up when you get there?
*suddenly the drawbridge opens by itself*
Kitty: ???
Alleycat: ????
Mei:???
Jibaku:???
Lovesmyshinji:???
Jakunen:????
LilWolf:?????
Draco:????
(everybody else that I can't think of currently.)
Notyetknown: *points to Lamby sleeping peacefully*
Everyone: Oooohhhhhh...... ^^;;;;;
Mei: Where's Crescentlady?
*looks around*
Jibaku: She...she's gone...
Kitty: No she's not. She's just passed out from the kinky forum test she just took during the long break from the story.
Jakunen: She wasn't an official member before?
Lutin: It's a long story.
*Draco scoops Jojo up* *remus style* (Couldn't help myself ^^;
Kitty: Awwww.... my bitch is sooo cute.
Alleycat: He's not your bitch anymore, remember?
Kitty:....oh.... that's right.......
Alleycat: *pats Kitty on the back with her paw*
Kitty: Oh yeah, I forgot we were cats.
Alleycat: How could you forget?
Kitty: Oooooo...shiny.....
Alleycat: Forget I said a word.
*kitty presses a button hidden in the grass, and a huge hole appears beneath everyone*
Kinky Forum: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *breath* AHHHHHHHHH!!! *breath* AHHHHHHHHHHH- aww, forget it, my throat hurts
Stay tuned for the final episode of "Acorn Girl Gone Missing"
Chapter Something: "Are you sure that's an ending?"
The Final Chapter to "Acorn Girl Gone Missing"
Chapter I forget: "Are you sure that's an ending?"
*BOOM!*
Everyone: Oowwww.....
Lutin: Jibaku caught my fall. ^^
Jibaku: And I'd do it again too.
Kitty: Love bubbles!!!! *points at Jibaku and Lutin*
Alleycat: Down, bessie.
Kitty: Bessie?
Alleycat: Nevermind.....
Lil Wolf: So, what do we do now?
Mie: Crescentlady?
Draco:.......
*all crowd around Jojo*
Draco: .... I guess she passed out....
Fuzzle: BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! SHE DID NOT PASS OUT YOU FOOLS!!! SHE'S BEEN RENDERED UNCONSIOUS!!!!
Lovesmyshinji: Isn't that the same thing?
Fuzzle: It is....isn't it?
*shakes head*
Fuzzle: NEVERMIND THAT! JUST GIVE THAT TRAITOROUS SNAKE TO ME!
Lil Wolf: No way!
Kitty: You're not getting Jojo!
Alleycat: We won't let you!
Fuzzle: Oh. Have it your way then. *snaps fingers in the very "original" evil guy fashion and cronies appear*
Jibaku: Yes! I can finally use my really big sword. *does cool sword trick thing* *monsters fall after a beautiful pause*
*everyone applauds Jibaku*
Fuzzle: Bravo! Bravo!......Wait..... those were my cronies......
Jakunen: Where are RainCandy and Princess Rillystar?
Fuzzle: Were they belong! Rotting in jail! Just like they did to me!
Kinky forum:?????????
.........
?????
*chirp chirp*
??????
.......
Lutin: What they did to you?
Fuzzle: Yes, you impudent little fox! You try rotting in jail for five years! Being fed only carrots and lettuce!
Mei: But..... don't rabbits eat carrots and lettuce...?
Fuzzle: It was served poorly! Stuck in a cage 24/7! I never got to go out!
Raincandy: You liar!!!!! Princess Rillystar took pity on you!!!! All she wanted was for you to not be ridiculed!!!
*brown tinted flashback scene*
Yes...... that's right.... I had a very good life here....
Until.......
Fuzzle: That BITCH took me away from you, and I was turned into a stuffed animal!!!!!! Then when I finally got freed, you retrieved me and stuck me in a cage!!!!
Kinky Forum:.........
*Lil Wolf kracks her knuckles*
*others start pulling out hammers from hammer space*
Kitty: Jojo..... what did you call her...?
Fuzzle: Urm...... I called her a witch! That's it! A hideous...... I'm going to be hurt now, aren't I?
Draco: Oh, yes, you are.....
*crash boom crack snap pow "die fuzzle!" punch kick slice dice and anything else that I can think of!*
Lil Wolf: *kicks fuzzle in the stomach one last time*
Fuzzle: oooff.....
*mei climbs up to large cage suspened over head*
Mei: Princess Rillystar! Lady Raincandy! You're safe!
Draco: Do you hear the sound of a rather large metal cage suspened twenty or so feet in the air plummeting down upon a now returned to stuffed animal form Fuzzle who is whimpering in pain?
Lovesmyshinji: Yes, I do.
CRASH!!!!!!!
Fuzzle: ooooo....
*crescentlady wakes up*
Jojo: What happened?...... All I remember is....
Kitty: Jojo, do us a favor. NEVER drop a stuffed animal in mysterios substances again, okay?
Jojo: Ummm... okay....
Jibaku: *gives Jojo a kiss on the cheek* *lutin glares evilly*
Draco: Let's go back to Jibaku's apartment, and have a party!
Kinky Forum: Yay!!!!!! Party!!!!
Kinky Forum: And none of Jojo's weirdo concoctions!
Jojo: Hey.........
Kitty: We love you anyway.
Jojo: ^^
The End
oh wow!
*indulges herself in story*
and its from the beginning too!
*random thought* Remus Lupin is my favorite Harry Potter character...
i read your comic jojo *smiles* I thought it was pretty! and so was Remus!
*hands her acorn of excellence award* phwee!
I am the Lord of the Acorns. Fear me and my legions of acorns.
*whacks people with acorn staff*
wow. i never thought i'd see the day jojo's story was finished. congratulations, chica. it was good. n.n
my screen name is a creature. lutin means imp or sprite and euphorique means euphoric. when i made it, i was thinking of a midsummer night's dream. i love that play. it's so surreal and hilarious. when i made it, i was thinking of a mischievous, pretty little imp who induces drug-like states of euphoria with his glamour.
You must remember this
A kiss is still a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by
*looks at Zo's explination of his name* now THAT has story potential
wow, the whole story is there...what was the beginning part about you leaving Jojo?...(I don't remember that being in the first origonal post, but can't be too sure)
love the story, cant' write more, bell just rung, later all ^_^
*applaudes Jojo for making up a good story* I wish my story was that exciting, I haven't even gotten to the fight scenes yet. But I am working on a part where Rueben makes a bet with this other guy, and that same night he brings Jen to the moon. Oops. I just gave away a part of my story. *leaves before she reveals other plot points in her story* Anyway TTFN. My take home test awaits! *smiles*
You know what sucks? I'm not known as an acorn girl...*throws an acorn at a tree* But that's okay! I'm only an acorn girl part time anyways...the squirrels hate me -_-;; Anyways! I liked the STORY!!! make another sometimes soon! you know...I really should have one definate "personailty" ^_^;;..
Quote from one of the chapters:
Kitty: I saw her talking to a squirrel a couple of days ago.
Remus hates me! And I only wanted to be nice to him 
....very nice...*cough*
