What's happening to Earth

ZOMBIE USER 11784 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 11784** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 8:58 am

It's like we're still being visted by the three spirits, but now they're Johnny Walker, Jack Daniels, and Captain Morgan.

What's happening to Christmas!?

ZOMBIE USER 12015 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12015** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 9:08 am

I don't know, but it sounds like it just got better to me..

Indybuda · Post by **Indybuda** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 11:55 am

You forgot about Jim Beam. (consider him the ghost of Jacob Marley)

MMMMmmmmm... booze.

Netrek · Post by **Netrek** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 7:26 pm

Linus wrote:There were shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flocks by night, and the angel of the LORD came upon them, and the glory of the LORD shone round about them, and they were sore afraid. And the angel said, "Fear not, for unto you this day is a white sale, 25% off until 11 am tomorrow. You can get great deals on any Kenmore brand appliances, too." And there was great rejoicing.

That is the meaning of Christmas, Charlie Brown.

--Sij

Sidwood · Post by **Sidwood** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 8:17 pm

Good grief.

*post counter clicks up*

Saganaki · Post by **Saganaki** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 9:00 pm

*dances the "Snoopy Dance"*

Woot! Almost halfway to Commander!

Jaster! · Post by **Jaster!** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 9:51 pm

Isn't this what the DNR thread is for?

KedaDibandion · Post by **KedaDibandion** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 9:57 pm

YES! Now go post in the DNR!!!

Jaster! · Post by **Jaster!** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 10:05 pm

I would, but I'm afraid of heights. And by heights, I mean giant, glitchy, forum topics.

KedaDibandion · Post by **KedaDibandion** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 10:10 pm

Bah. A pox on you and your fear of "heights"!!! A POX!!!

Jaster! · Post by **Jaster!** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 10:11 pm

*catches the pox*

*dies*

Fi13r · Post by **Fi13r** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 11:37 pm

indybuda wrote:You forgot about Jim Beam. (consider him the ghost of Jacob Marley)

MMMMmmmmm... booze.

"I'm gonna get a little help from my friend Jack Daniels! (reaches towards glass of alcohol, but reaches past it for a telephone and dials a phone number) Hello, Mrs. Daniels? (shouting) MRS. DANIELS! Is, is Jack there? What? Oh. Oh no. Oh my god! (hangs up phone) Poor, poor Jack, he was such a great friend, but he could never stop playing with that cursed wheat thresher! Oh, ALWAYS with that wheat thresher!!"

PezHed · Post by **PezHed** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 11:59 pm

Jaster! wrote:*catches the pox*

*dies*

Aah! PLAGUE! PLAGUE!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 2:45 am

Jaster! wrote:*catches the pox*

*dies*

Dying won't help you make this a DNR thread.

Netrek · Post by **Netrek** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 6:38 am

*sings*

For unto us a child is born, unto us, a son is given, unto us, a son is given,

For unto us a child is booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
orn!

Yay for Handel's "Messiah"!

--Sij

Narddude · Post by **Narddude** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 6:44 am

*sings*

Joy to the world! The king is .... uh ... um .. line?

Netrek · Post by **Netrek** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 6:47 am

*sings way too into it*

. . . The LORD shall come, and Eart receive her King!!!!!!!!!!

. . . . hey, how'd I end up standing on the table?

--Sij

Narddude · Post by **Narddude** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 6:50 am

Through powers unknown ... through powers unknown ...

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Or you could have just used a chair to get up on the table.

Netrek · Post by **Netrek** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 7:02 am

Yeah, but I don't remember there being a table in here in the first place . . . and why am i dressed in 1830's period costume?

--Sij

Saganaki · Post by **Saganaki** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 5:17 pm

Quantum flux.

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