Cruel Pranks!

ZOMBIE USER 10963 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 10963** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 4:02 pm

Today we had to strike (take down) the set for the school play that went on last weekend (Romeo & Juliet, for those who care). We were putting things away, and me, my friend Andy, and my friend Justin got sent to the far away costume room to put a ladder away. It was a big ladder in a very narrow room, so we backed up the ladder with Justin behind and me and Andy pushing forward. We got the ladder in place and Justin was trapped between the ladder and the back wall. So, Andy & I ran away and turned the light off in the dark narrow room with no windows, leaving Justin there. He was displeased.

Mind you, I've played worse pranks, this is small. But, pray tell, in the spirit of Thanksgiving and pilgrims, what pranks have you pulled?

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 5:30 pm

I once did my homework in school on break.

ZOMBIE USER 9264 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 9264** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:08 pm

My buddies and I recently took about 400 stuffed animals, filled two cars with them and drove around the city, lobbing them at unsuspecting pedestrians. Some were pleased at the adorable gifts, most were simply confuzed.
Got us in two car chases that night!

We took the remaining 200 and decorated someones front porch at the end of the night.

ZOMBIE USER 8124 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8124** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:11 pm

That's not a prank...that's just wierd... but oddly cute. And definately original.
Yay Razi! ^^
I would love to be on the receiving end of it! A cute kitty, please!

ZOMBIE USER 9264 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 9264** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:17 pm

My freinds pulled an interesting one last summer.

We went camping and they all took the van to get supplies whilst i rested on the hammock. I'm resting peacefully, eyes closed, for about twenty minutes.

Suddenly I hear *VRRMMMM!!!*

I open my eyes and am blinded by headlights that flick on seconds before Radek drives right into me!

I still have the scars!

And yesterday he greeted me by punching my kidney, smiling and waving!

McBean · Post by **McBean** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 7:20 pm

UnFan, I gave your girlfriend a small plastic bag full of the Herpes.

ZOMBIE USER 10963 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 10963** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 7:41 pm

You do that to everybody.

Razi, that stuffed animal one sounded pretty funny, and original. I love it!

WolfBoy · Post by **WolfBoy** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 8:46 pm

When I was in college, my suitemate's girlfriend and her roommate where big fans of the soap opera, Days of Our Lives. So much so that they would tape the show during the day when they had classes so that they wouldn't miss anything. So we decided to have some fun with them come 4/1.

Now my suitemate's room shared a wall with the girls' room. When we were sure they were out for the day, we drilled a hole thru the wall near the baseboards. Then he snuck over to their room and we preceded to rewire their TV & VCR so that we could override the VCR signal with a camcorder we had set up in his room (we made sure to do all this AFTER DOL was done. We weren't stupid). After making sure all the wires going thru the wall were well hidden, we waited for the girls to come home and watch their "tape".

Come 7PM, they're settling down to watch. In his room, we had a TV setup to show whatever they were watching. Having viewed the program earlier, we knew when the key moments would arrive in the story. Sure enough, as soon as the first development was about to occur, I hit the power button on the camera, thus overriding their VCR. They were thus treated to a live presentation of "Late Night in the Dorms." We then went on to describe the action they could no longer see.

They were quite livid to say the least. We only avoided bodily harm by assuring them that their tape was perfectly fine.

Jamie! · Post by **Jamie!** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 9:35 pm

My stupid friends to lots of stupid stuff.
They even made a site about it. Go to 'stealth missions' to read all about it.

ZOMBIE USER 9264 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 9264** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 9:41 pm

Yeah my freinds and I had Dr. Quintron's Remedy Squad.

It was our trouble-making squadron of degenrates. We had http://www.drquintron.com but its been down for years.

We consisted of Sly Punky D (myself), Minister Zed, Funky Figg, Smitty the Pirate, Gasmaster Flash!, Pi Guy and Sir Gimpsalot (with assorted visitors)

Loads of fun. *sigh*

ZOMBIE USER 9264 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 9264** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 9:49 pm

Here's my old membership card!

The back reads:
TERMS OF USE:
-Cardholder's life and possessions are property of Dr. Quintron's Remedy Squad
-Cardholder has no intent in defecting to other squads and/or organizations
-This card is not valid in Quebec or the United States of America

Ahhh, memories...

ZOMBIE USER 9264 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 9264** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 9:56 pm

HAHAHA, hey Jamie I'm lovin' thier designs for a pellet gun.
They went all out.

We always prefered the less-elegant Potato Gun

Jamie! · Post by **Jamie!** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 10:28 pm

Oh dear god. Razi found the weapons section.

ZOMBIE USER 9264 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 9264** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 10:31 pm

Hey, I don't want to alarm anyone, but if I employed all of the shit I know, I'd be one dangerous raver!

From explosives to unarmed combat and chemicals to tactics...

Lets just say I've met alot of fucked up people in my life.
I'm like a library of their rantings!

Jamie! · Post by **Jamie!** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 10:34 pm

Oh yeah? Well... I.. um... Read somewhere how to make a common household banana an exploding fiery ball of hot, hot death.

ZOMBIE USER 9264 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 9264** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 10:35 pm

...dear...GOD!!

If he gets to the Chiquita warehouse we're all doomed!!!!

Jamie! · Post by **Jamie!** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 10:40 pm

Muwaha.
Your destinies have been sealed.

ZOMBIE USER 8124 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8124** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 10:46 pm

No they haven't! Not all the destinies... mines right-

Aw dammit- you got mine too... *grumble grumble*

*stalks off in a deflated manner*

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 11:58 pm

This one's kinda lame (and predictably chat-related), but I still swell with pride whenever I remember it.

Years ago in a now dead chat system called WBS I played a Predator character for a little while. Some punk kid also had a Predator character and we had the characters duel once...

The next day, while I'm away, the guy shows up using MY Predator's picture. He didn't even download it and re-upload it himself, he used the same URL off of my old homepage. He told anyone who asked that I gave it to him, or that it had been his picture all along.

I hunted up a picture of Pikachu and uploaded it into the place of my old Predator pic and attached a caption that said "Shadow Slayer, the Sissy Predator".

This was in WBS' dying days and pictures often didn't load into the screen, so he used that picture for three or four days without even knowing it. Everyone knew I had done it except for him. Finally one night the picture loaded into the chatscreen and the guy freaked out, claiming hackers had broken into "his" homepage and he was never seen again... at least under that handle.

ZOMBIE USER 11601 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 11601** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 2:20 pm

Jamie! wrote:Oh yeah? Well... I.. um... Read somewhere how to make a common household banana an exploding fiery ball of hot, hot death.

I can make a bazooka from a spaghetti tube, a potato and some hairspray...