In case you were wondering, I got the inspiration from: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=937228
Although hers is probably funnier ;p Oh well.
Be gentle since this is my first fanfiction ever, and I'm all for feedback and criticism of any sort! I'm posting it here since I'm such a feedback whore in the first place, anyway
I'll probably get around to posting it in the fanfiction section, if the comments are good.And now, on with the story:
Vincent X Holden
Vincent: Well hello Holden, aren’t we looking delicious today? (grin)
Holden: Leave me alone, you vampiric bastard you.
Vincent: My my, is that a way to treat an ol’ lover? *gropes*
Holden: No, Vincent, don’t!… Oh well. *succumbs (un)willingly*
(We hear the brattling of whips)
Adonis X Vincent (pre-transformation)
Adonis: Now, Vince, bring me that spiked club.
Vincent: *_*
Adonis: Good. Now, bend.
(We hear sobs and sadistic laughter)
Vincent X Adonis (Guess when)
Vincent: Now, Adonis, bring me that spiked club. (slight grin)
Adonis: 0_0
Vincent: Good boy (pat pat). Now, bend Holden.
(We hear sobs and sadistic laughter)
Dominick X Holden
Dominick: *dreamingly* Oh, Holden, my dear childhood friend who I love so very much and yet wish to screw on a bed of roses until dawn rises and we’re both covered in sweat, breathing frantically and wishing for the moment to never end!
Holden: (cough) Yes, Dom?
Dominick: Want to, ahem, hit the grocery shop?
Holden: …Are you sure that’s all you wanted to say?
Dominick: Uh-huh.
Holden: …
(We hear a silent sigh, and the sound of footsteps)
Tobias X Dominick (What?? It could happen!)
Tobias: Dominick, fetch me that pile of papers.
Dominick: Here you go, sensei.
Tobias: Dominick…
Dominick: Yes sensei?
Tobias: Would you please stop calling me sensei?
Dominick: Yes, sensei.
Tobias: *sighs* Oh well, at least he can swallow a banana whole. (slight smirk)
(We hear the rustle of pages falling to the ground)
Caine X Holden (We’re on to the hypothetical couples now ^.^;;)
Caine: If anyone touches Holden, he’s dead.
Holden: Stop it Caine, you’re scaring all my potential partners.
Caine: Where? Where? Who’s touching my honey-buns?
Holden: …
(We hear… Oh, I’m tired of making sound effects. Go away.)
Sloane X Holden (Notice how Holden is always the uke? I don’t think that’s a coincidence ^_~)
Sloane: How did god ever create someone as lovely as you, cookie?
Holden: *blushes* Oh Sloane, stop it…
Sloane: …
Holden: What? No, go on.
Sloane: Then get naked.
Holden: Hmm… OK!
(We hear the sound of a light switch being pressed)
Caine X Azriel
Azriel: Caine, give me some of that puck-rock lovin’.
Caine: Az, I thought you’d never ask. *reaches out to pull her close*
Azriel: But only if you call Harper.
Caine: … Oh Harp!
Harper: Hmm?
Azriel: Jump on the bandwagon.
Harper: Ooh, a threesome! I get to be on to-op! *jumps on Caine*
(We hear people moving around, and then the sound of clothes being taken rapidly off)
Caine X Kisoka
Kisoka: Caine, that was quite a performance. Too bad Harper didn’t strip in the end.
Caine: You know, you do look kind of cute in that light...
Kisoka: Really? *blushes*
Caine: Wanna bang?
Kisoka: *shrugs*
(We hear running towards backstage)
Azriel X Kisoka (Kisoka X Azriel?)
Azriel: I never get dates.
Kisoka: Neither do I. Probably because I’m secretly in love with you… Oops.
Azriel: O.o
Kisoka: Well, now that that’s out in the open… Any dildoes?
(We hear the sound of me puking. Sorry.)
Vincent X Kisoka (Isn’t she popular tonight?)
Vincent: I hate you, you’re just full of it. Walking around like you own Holden.
Kisoka: Oh, and I like don’t? Stupid prick.
Vincent: I ought to sink my teeth into that pearly-white neck of yours, wench.
Kisoka: Try and get me, vampire-boy. *stands in a menacing position*
Vincent: Listen, miss I’m-too-good-to-die, I will do whatever I want, whenever I want, and you will not boss me around like some piece of harpy meat.
Kisoka: You look awfully hot when you’re angry, vampire-boy.
Vincent: *coughs* And you… You’re not too bad yourself, wench.
Kisoka: Fancy a quickie?
Vincent: Do I ever? (evil smirk)
(We hear muffled voices and some mild swearing, followed by steady banging sounds)
Vincent X Caine
Vincent: Caine… *rattles his shoulder a bit*
Caine: Wha? Who? Where?… Oh… It’s you… IT’S YOU??
Vincent: *shakes his head in frustration* No, it’s the tooth fairy.
Caine: What are you doing here? (frown)
Vincent: Well, remember I said you were quite adorable? I’ve come to collect.
Caine: … Do I have a say in it?
Vincent: No. I’m sure that any feelings of resentment you have towards me will disappear in a jiffy once we start having rough and violent sex, involving a lot of s&m toys.
Caine: Yey, toys.
(We hear… You know it ^-~)
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Well, there it was... Hope no one found it offending in any way. It's all in good humour, or at least it was intended to be.
heh, wonderful coupling, though I could think of a few more 
heh, wonderful, I loved it, and perfect touch of humor to this forum (we're all too kinky not to NOT to like that, heh (oy, did that just make sense o_0)) heh, very good, and may I be the first to welcome you very happily to the Arcana forum *starts dragging Sana_Chan over to the Kinky topic* you belong over here *grins*
I think I like the DomxHolden one best (possibly because it's the most likely to happen in that way n.n). Quite the entrance indeed. 
